I take it back. I do feel guilty. I feel very guilty because I trusted a sleazeball named...

Sandy:
[about the kidnapping of Barbara]
I feel terrible about this. Do you feel as guilty as I do? Ken Kessler:
Guilty? Are you kidding me? He takes our money, steals your idea, goes out and makes a million dollars and you feel Guilty? I can't believe this! How many times have we been over this? Sandy:
Honey, not again... Ken Kessler:
[pulls out a People magazine with Sam Stone on the cover]
Let me remind you of something. YOU are the spandex mini-skirt king. Not him! He is the spandex mini-skirt thief. He's the one that should feel guilty! [turns to a page] Ken Kessler:
Look at this! Do you remember this? You cried for a week when you saw this. Look at the smile on that asshole! Sandy:
I know he stole it! But she didn't do anything. Ken Kessler:
She was his partner! Damn it, Sandy! Do you enjoy being stepped on? Do you? Because I don't, and I don't feel guilty. [after a pause] Ken Kessler:
I take it back. I do feel guilty. I feel very guilty because I trusted a sleazeball named Sam Stone with our life savings on a handshake deal, and then just sat there and watched him take it all away from us!