I feel terrible about this. Do you feel as guilty as I do? Guilty? Are you kidding me? He...

Sandy: [about the kidnapping of Barbara] I feel terrible about this. Do you feel as guilty as I do? Ken Kessler: Guilty? Are you kidding me? He takes our money, steals your idea, goes out and makes a million dollars and you feel guilty? I can't believe this! How many times have we been over this? Sandy: Honey, not again... Ken Kessler: [pulls out a People magazine with Sam Stone on the cover] Let me remind you of something. YOU are the spandex mini-skirt king. Not him! He is the spandex mini-skirt thief. He's the one that should feel guilty! [turns to a page] Ken Kessler: Look at this! Do you remember this? You cried for a week when you saw this. Look at the smile on that asshole! Sandy: I know he stole it! But she didn't do anything. Ken Kessler: She was his partner! Damn it, Sandy! Do you enjoy being stepped on? Do you? Because I don't, and I don't feel guilty. [after a pause] Ken Kessler: I take it back. I do feel guilty. I feel very guilty because I trusted a sleazeball named Sam Stone with our life savings on a handshake deal, and then just sat there and watched him take it all away from us!

WHAT DID HE DO, HIRE A PUBLICIST? I FEEL TERRIBLE. DO YOU FEEL AS GUILTY AS I DO? ARE YOU KIDDING? HE TAKES OUR MONEY, STEALS YOUR IDEA, GOES OUT AND MAKES A MILLION DOLLARS, AND YOU FEEL GUILTY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE BEEN OVER THIS? OH, HONEY, NOT AGAIN. LET ME REMIND YOU OF SOMETHING. YOU ARE THE SPANDEX MINISKIRT KING, NOT HIM. HE IS THE SPANDEX MINISKIRT THIEF. HE'S THE ONE WHO SHOULD FEEL GUILTY. LOOK AT THIS. DO YOU REMEMBER THIS? YOU CRIED FOR A WEEK WHEN YOU SAW THIS. LOOK AT THE SMILE ON THAT ASSHOLE. I KNOW HE STOLE IT, BUT S DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. SHE'S HIS PARTNER! DAMN IT, SANDY, DO YOU ENJOY GETTING STEPPED ON? DO YOU? 'CAUSE I DON'T. AND I DON'T FEEL GUILTY. I TAKE IT BACK. I DO FEEL GUILTY. I FEEL VERY GUILTY. I TRUSTED A SLEAZEBALL LIKE SAM STONE WITH OUR LIFE SAVINGS ON A HANDSHAKE DEAL AND SAT THERE AND WATCHED HIM TAKE IT AWAY. THAT'S OVER. WE KNOW BETTER NOW. FROM NOW ON, WE TRUST NO ONE. TO HELL WITH EVERYBODY ELSE. WE'VE GOT TO BE RUTHLESS. THINK RUTHLESS. WHAT IF I CAN'T? YOU'VE GOT TO. IT MAKES YOU STRONG. WHY BE DECENT WHEN NOBODY ELSE IS? LET'S BE ASSHOLES AND GET RICH. OOH! [VACUUM REVS] OHH! [REVS] [REVS] OHH! OHH! [REVS] [REVS] OHH! OH, WHOA! I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU, YOU BIG GALOOT! OOH! YOU WERE SOMETHING TODAY! YEAH. IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. MM, I'LL TAKE A QUICK SHOWER. CAN YOU BE READY WHEN I GET OUT? YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR SAM. THE VIDEO EQUIPMENT, REMEMBER? TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. OH, YEAH. I KNEW THAT. YOU REMEMBER WHERE I TOLD YOU TO GO? THE OLD DESERTED BRIDGE NEAR THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN. THAT'S RIGHT. HE'LL HAVE A RENTED CAR. HE'S AFRAID OF GETTING BLOOD ON HIS SPORTS CAR. GET AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN. GET A GOOD SHOT OF HIS FACE. WITHOUT IT, WE CAN'T BLACKMAIL HIM. YOU GET THAT VIDEOTAPE