I've got it, I tell you, I've got it! Okay, Sam arrives at noon on a motorcycle, wearing...
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[on finding out that Sam has a mistress and was glad she was kidnapped]
Barbara:
I've got it, I tell you, I've got it! Okay, Sam arrives at noon on a motorcycle, wearing shorts! No shoes, no shirt, nothing... maybe we'll just put him in a jock strap! Then he has to drive all over town. Sam burns really easily, he'll be bright red in no time!
Ken Kessler:
I can't believe this is happening...
Barbara:
Then he has to cover himself with honey, and go to a bee farm! We'll make him dance around, so the bees go absolutely nuts!
Ken Kessler:
[to Sandy, who looks disturbed]
I don't think she really means it...
Barbara:
Then we all watch, while they sting him to death! YEAH!
[she makes kicking and punching motions]
Ken Kessler:
Barbara, don't we want something that'll last, something that'll keep stinging him for the rest of his life?
Sandy:
My God, he must have been seeing this woman for years...
Barbara:
CASTRATE HIM! I want to castrate him!
[she mimes cutting something off with scissors, then tossing it over her shoulder]
Transcript
LISTEN TO THIS.
SAM ARRIVES
ON A MOTORCYCLE
WEARING SHORTS.
NO SHOES. NO SHIRT. NOTHING.
MAYBE JUST A JOCKSTRAP.
THEN WE SEND HIM
ALL OVER TOWN
IN THE MIDDLE
OF A HOT, SUNNY DAY.
SAM BURNS EASILY.
HE'LL BE BRIGHT RED
IN NO TIME.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS IS HAPPENING.
THEN HE COVERS HIMSELF
WITH HONEY
AND GOES
TO A BEE FARM.
THE BEES GO NUTS.
I DON'T THINK
SHE MEANS IT.
THEN WE WATCH WHILE
THEY STING HIM TO DEATH.
BARBARA, DON'T WE
WANT A PUNISHMENT
THAT WILL LAST?
MY GOD, HE MUST
HAVE BEEN SEEING
THIS WOMAN FOR YEARS.
CASTRATE HIM!
I WANT TO CASTRATE HIM.
WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER
IF WE STRUCK AT HIS CORE?
HIS REASON FOR LIVING?
WHAT WOULD THAT BE?
HIS TESTICLES.
WOULD YOU
KNOW WHAT SAM'S
TOTAL WORTH WOULD BE?
NOT JUST THE BIG STUFF.
THE LITTLE STUFF, TOO.
YEAH, I THINK SO.
GOOD.
I WANT YOU
TO WRITE IT DOWN
IN PLENTY OF DETAIL.
FIRE UP THE STOVE.
GET THE TOFU BURGERS.
WE'RE CALLING SAM.
MY TUX.
MY SILK TUX.
ET TU, ADOLPH?
ET TU?
[WHINING]
Clip duration: 121 seconds
Views: 298
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: A couple, cheated by a vile businessman, kidnap his wife in retaliation, without knowing that their enemy is delighted they did.
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Actors
03:43 Listen very carefully
00:40 We've got to be ruthless
00:58 We came very close to killing your wife
02:14 She can be trusted
00:35 It's your money
00:18 I fed em a banquet of bullshit
00:19 I was hoping we'd have time for a little
01:21 YOU INHUMAN SLIME
00:09 MUFFY MEET ADOLPH
00:34 GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO
01:08 Stone pays the ransom
00:44 He said I looked like his mother
00:24 I don't think he loves her
00:33 Debbie can't talk right now
00:27 Did you just shoot at me
02:04 Did I ever tell you why I married her
01:13 I had to live with that squealing
00:26 Let's be assholes and get rich
00:14 YOU'VE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON
00:30 Sam isn't going to pay the ransom