CASTRATE HIM! I want to castrate him!

[on finding out that Sam has a mistress and was glad she was kidnapped] Barbara:
I've got it, I tell you, I've got it! Okay, Sam arrives at noon on a motorcycle, wearing shorts! No shoes, no shirt, nothing... maybe we'll just put him in a jock strap! Then he has to drive all over town. Sam burns really easily, he'll be bright red in no time! Ken Kessler:
I can't believe this is happening... Barbara:
Then he has to cover himself with honey, and go to a bee farm! We'll make him dance around, so the bees go absolutely nuts! Ken Kessler:
[to Sandy, who looks disturbed]
I don't think she really means it... Barbara:
Then we all watch, while they sting him to death! YEAH! [she makes kicking and punching motions] Ken Kessler:
Barbara, don't we want something that'll last, something that'll keep stinging him for the rest of his life? Sandy:
My God, he must have been seeing this woman for years... Barbara:
CASTRATE HIM! I want to CASTRATE HIM! [she mimes cutting something off with scissors, then tossing it over her shoulder]