I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that...
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[about his wife and his plan to murder her]
Sam Stone:
I had to live with that squealing, corpulent little toad all these years. God, I hate that woman. I - I - I hate the way she licks stamps! I hate her furniture! And I hate that little sound she makes when she sleeps.
[Sam imitates a whining nasal sound]
Sam Stone:
Ugh! And that filthy little shitbag dog of hers... "Muffy"!
Carol:
Aren't you scared?
Sam Stone:
Scared? Hell, no. I'm looking FORWARD to it. My only regret, Carol, is that the plan isn't more violent.
Transcript
HIS MONEY, HER MONEY--
IT'S MY MONEY.
I HAD TO LIVE
WITH THAT SQUEALING,
CORPULENT LITTLE TOAD
ALL THESE YEARS!
I HATE THAT WOMAN!
I HATE THE WAY
SHE LICKS STAMPS.
I HATE HER FURNITURE.
AND I HATE THAT LITTLE
SOUND SHE MAKES
WHEN SHE SLEEPS.
[SNORE]
BAA!
[SNORE]
BAA!
AH!
AND THAT FILTHY, LITTLE
SHITBAG DOG OF HERS--MUFFY!
AREN'T YOU SCARED?
SCARED?
HELL, NO!
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.
MY ONLY REGRET, CAROL,
IS THAT THE PLAN
ISN'T MORE VIOLENT.
DON'T YOU CONSIDER
THROWING A BODY
OFF A CLIFF
IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
VIOLENT?
NAH! SHE'LL BE
UNCONSCIOUS,
KNOCKED OUT
FROM THE CHLOROFORM.
I'M TALKING ABOUT
HANDS-ON INVOLVEMENT.
HANDS-ON?
OH?
OH HO HO!
I'M GOING NOW.
I CAN'T WAIT!
Clip duration: 73 seconds
Views: 597
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: A couple, cheated by a vile businessman, kidnap his wife in retaliation, without knowing that their enemy is delighted they did.
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00:26 Let's be assholes and get rich
00:14 YOU'VE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON
00:30 Sam isn't going to pay the ransom
00:36 Then we're off to Haiti
00:26 Either the chief is a complete moron
00:21 The water's way too cold
02:12 What do you mean
00:24 No dinner for you then
00:14 Crockett and Tubbs
00:18 I've been kidnapped
01:45 What's this phone call about
00:31 Your attack dogs
00:19 She's not properly house trained
00:18 You can't do that
00:31 No matter what I do
01:32 That's what they'll say
02:44 Do you feel as guilty as I do
02:04 What are you doing
00:46 Non sequential bills
00:24 My husband worships the ground I walk on