So, when do I get out of here? As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom. Well what's the...
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Barbara:
So, when do I get out of here?
Sandy:
As soon as Mr. Stone pays the ransom.
Barbara:
Well what's the problem? What is the ransom?
Sandy:
It... it was $500,000.
Barbara:
That shouldn't be a problem.
Sandy:
He complained
Barbara:
He complained?
Sandy:
And then we dropped our price to $50,000.
Barbara:
Yeah?
Sandy:
He didn't pay.
Barbara:
He didn't pay? So now what?
Sandy:
So now we're dropping our price again to $10,000.
Barbara:
Do I understand this correctly? I'm being *marked down*? What is this? The Bargain Basement?
[Starts crying]
Barbara:
I've been kidnapped by Kmart!
Transcript
I BROUGHT YOU
MORE MAGAZINES.
MORE MAGAZINES?
HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN
ON KEEPING ME?
AS SOON AS MR. STONE
PAYS THE RANSOM.
IT SHOULD BE MONDAY.
GOOD. I'D HATE TO MISS
MY DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT?
DO YOU NEED MEDICATION?
I GET
A URINE INJECTION.
YOU GET URINE
INJECTED? WHY?
IT PROMOTES WEIGHT LOSS.
DOES IT WORK?
YEAH, IT WORKS.
"LANCOME THROAT
AND FIRMING
MASSAGE CREAMS,
"SPERM WHALE OIL,
ROYAL QUEEN BEE
JELLY."
WE CAN'T AFFORD
THESE THINGS.
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
IT'S YOURS.
SUPPLY THESE, AND
I'LL TELL THE JURY
YOU ACTED HUMANELY.
IT MIGHT MAKE
THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN LIFE--
[CRASH]
AND THE CHAIR.
A-A-A-A-AAGH!
UHH! UHH!
UGH...
OR THE GAS CHAMBER.
[HISS...]
[GASPING]
Clip duration: 68 seconds
Views: 332
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: A couple, cheated by a vile businessman, kidnap his wife in retaliation, without knowing that their enemy is delighted they did.
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00:44 He said I looked like his mother
00:24 I don't think he loves her
00:33 Debbie can't talk right now
00:27 Did you just shoot at me
02:04 Did I ever tell you why I married her
01:13 I had to live with that squealing
00:26 Let's be assholes and get rich
00:14 YOU'VE FUCKED WITH THE WRONG PERSON
00:30 Sam isn't going to pay the ransom
00:36 Then we're off to Haiti
00:26 Either the chief is a complete moron
00:21 The water's way too cold
02:12 What do you mean
00:24 No dinner for you then
00:14 Crockett and Tubbs
00:18 I've been kidnapped
01:45 What's this phone call about
00:31 Your attack dogs
00:19 She's not properly house trained
00:18 You can't do that