Check it out, my man! This is the Dominator X-10. Thirty inches of thigh-slapping,...

[trying to sell a new stereo system to a teenage couple... before he realizes they're expecting a baby] Ken Kessler: Check it out, my man! This is the Dominator X-10. Thirty inches of thigh-slapping, blood-pumping, nuclear brain damage! Heavy Metal Kid: Bitchin'! Hey, what's it fucking cost? Ken Kessler: That's the bitchin' part about it! It don't matter! If you can't afford it, FUCKING FINANCE IT! [turns it on] Ken Kessler: So what if it's as big as a Subaru and costs as much? You'll never have to trade this in! This is gonna be with you for the rest of your life! And when you die, they can BURY you in it!

THE FLAGSHIP OF THE DOMINATOR LINE-- THE MX-10. I HAVE THESE. 30 INCHES OF THIGH-SLAPPING, BLOOD-PUMPING NUCLEAR BRAIN DAMAGE. BITCHIN'! HEY, WHAT'S IT FUCKING COST? THAT'S THE GREAT PART! IT DON'T MATTER. IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT, FINANCE IT! [ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYS] * KICK IT OUT! KICK IT OUT! * YEAH! WOOO! YEAH! SO WHAT IF IT'S AS BIG AS A SUBARU AND COSTS AS MUCH? YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO TRADE THIS IN! WHEN YOU DIE, THEY CAN BURY YOU IN IT! I WANT IT! YEAH! * WE'RE BETTER OFF DEAD * YEAH, FISHHOOK, ELECTRIC PROD * * STICK A NEEDLE IN MY MOUTH * THIS GUY IS OK. THE FIRST GUY I CAN TRUST! WHY DON'T I SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE? THEY'RE NOT VERY BIG, BUT THEY'RE RATED THE BEST BUY-- THE CENTURY EV-1s. THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BREAK YOU. KICK THEM UP! A LITTLE MORE. KICK IT OUT! TWO MORE! THAT'S IT! WHEW! I'M POOPED! LET'S TAKE A BREAK. TAKE A BREAK?