She's in bad shape, Sam. We've been torturing her. AAAAAH! Don't kill her! Don't kill her!...
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Ken Kessler:
She's in bad shape, Sam. We've been torturing her.
[He holds the phone to the stove, Sandy presses a tofu-burger, making a sizzling sound]
Barbara:
AAAAAH!
[presses again]
Sam Stone:
Don't kill her! Don't kill her! I'll pay the ransom!
Ken Kessler:
Good, because not only we heard about your legal troubles, we also just found out your wife is worth quite a bit more than ten thousand.
Sam Stone:
What do you mean?
Ken Kessler:
We just changed our minds since you really now want your wife back, so we've upped the ransom.
Sam Stone:
To what?
Ken Kessler:
We're up to two million dollars.
Sam Stone:
TWO MILLION DOLLARS? Are you out of your fucking mind? Where'd you get an incredible figure like that?
Ken Kessler:
Oh, you'd be surprised at the quality and quantity of information a lit cigarette can provide.
[Sandy presses again]
Barbara:
AAAAAH!
Ken Kessler:
WHAT ELSE?
Sam Stone:
[into phone]
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Barbara:
Gems! He's got rare gems in a safe...
[choking]
Barbara:
Oh Sam, forgive me!
Ken Kessler:
WHAT KIND OF GEMS? HOW MANY?
Barbara:
I don't know!
[Sam raises a fist as the sizzling comes again]
Barbara:
AAAAH! AAAAH! AAAAAAAAAHHH!
Barbara:
[stops Sandy]
Four flawless one-carat diamonds!
Sam Stone:
[puts phone to shoulder]
The bitch blabbed!
Transcript
SURE, I LOVE HER.
MR. STONE, WE DEMAND
A SATISFACTORY
EXPLANATION
WHY YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN
WITH THE MONEY.
YOU'RE ASKING
A LOT OF CASH.
I HAVEN'T GOT
THAT KIND OF MONEY.
IT'S ALL TIED UP
IN INVESTMENTS.
I'M SORRY.
SORRY? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, "SORRY"?
NO CAN DO.
WHAT?!
NO DEAL.
TAKE YOUR BUSINESS
ELSEWHERE.
WHAT?
NO CASHOLA.
UH...WH-WH-WHAT
ABOUT...LESS?
YOU MAKE ME SICK.
MAKE ME AN OFFER.
UH...BRING--
BRING 50,000...
IN UNMARKED BILLS...
TO THE SAME PHONE...
ON--AT NOON
ON THURSDAY.
THURSDAY.
TOMORROW'S THURSDAY.
YOU MEAN TOMORROW?
YES, TOMORROW!
BRING 50,000
TOMORROW!
AND IF I DON'T?
YOU'LL SEE YOUR WIFE
IN THE MORGUE, PAL.
MR. STONE, WE THINK
WE'VE FOUND YOUR WIFE.
WE'LL NEED YOU
TO COME IDENTIFY
THE BODY.
UH-HUH.
THAT'S NOT HER.
THERE MUST
BE SOME MISTAKE.
WE WANT THE WOMAN
WHO WAS BROUGHT IN
THIS MORNING.
JANE DOE 56?
SHE'S IN THE NEXT ROOM.
IT LOOKS LIKE HER...
A LOT LIKE HER,
Clip duration: 132 seconds
Views: 423
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: A couple, cheated by a vile businessman, kidnap his wife in retaliation, without knowing that their enemy is delighted they did.
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Actors
00:24 No dinner for you then
00:14 Crockett and Tubbs
00:18 I've been kidnapped
01:45 What's this phone call about
00:31 Your attack dogs
00:19 She's not properly house trained
00:18 You can't do that
00:31 No matter what I do
01:32 That's what they'll say
02:44 Do you feel as guilty as I do
02:04 What are you doing
00:46 Non sequential bills
00:24 My husband worships the ground I walk on
00:16 It's on every goddamn channel
00:17 You're under arrest
00:29 His reason for living
00:44 Or the gas chamber
00:14 I'm not asking you to screw the dog
01:22 Thirty inches of thigh slapping
00:05 IT SMELLS LIKE A TOILET IN HERE