Felix, for the last 40 years I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery. I've consumed...
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Tim Culley:
Felix, for the last 40 years I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery. I've consumed enough booze to destroy a dozen healthy livers. I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine to poison the entire population of Orange County. I've engaged in sexual excesses that make Caligula look like a celibate monk. I have, in fact, conscientiously, day in and day out, for more years than you've been in this best of all possible worlds, tried to kill myself and I've never felt better in my life. So, if you're really going to end it all, I can show you at least a half-dozen better ways to do it.
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For the last 40 years I've lived a life of dedicated debauchery
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I've consumed enough booze to destroy a dozen healthy livers
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I've filled my lungs with enough nicotine
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to poison the entire population of Orange County
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I've indulged in sexual excesses that would make Caligula
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look like a celibate monk
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I have in fact conscientiously day in and day out
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for more years than you've been in this best of all possible worlds
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tried to kill myself and I've never felt better in my life
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If you're really going to end it all
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I can show you a half dozen great ways to do it
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 119
Timestamp in movie: 00h 28m 14s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: A movie producer who made a huge flop tries to salvage his career by revamping his film as an erotic production, where its family-friendly star takes her top off.
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