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That's what you say. Danny Kaye cooks better Chinese food than you do. You don't even play...

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The Chef:

I Chinese! Gary Murdock:
That's what you say. Danny Kaye cooks better Chinese food than you do. You don't even play ping-pong. For all I know, you probably had your eyes fixed

Full Transcript

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That's what you say Danny Kaye cooks better Chinese food than you
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You don't even play Ping Pong You probably had your eyes fixed
Duration
10 seconds
Views
382
Timestamp in Movie
01:23:24
Uploaded
Nov 21, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Paramount Pictures,Lorimar Film Entertainment,Artista Management,Geoffrey Productions

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Movie Summary

A movie producer who made a huge flop tries to salvage his career by revamping his film as an erotic production, where its family-friendly star takes her top off.

Actors

Benson Fong
The Chef
Benson Fong
Stuart Margolin
Gary Murdock
Stuart Margolin
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I'm sorry but kung fu's galloping gourmet is off...
I'll tell you one thing I'd do for sure - S O B 00:20
I'll tell you one thing I'd do for sure
You're late. - S O B 00:11
You're late.
They stole my film - S O B 00:08
They stole my film
Unit 28 in pursuit of a black Lemay. Personalized plate: CAP EXEC. - S O B 00:06
Unit 28 in pursuit of a black Lemay. Personalized plate: CAP...
- Where is she? - Rangoon. - S O B 00:23
- Where is she? - Rangoon.
Hold it. - S O B 00:22
Hold it.
I'm sorry, Mr. Farmer. - S O B 00:13
I'm sorry, Mr. Farmer.
Bullshit Bullshit - S O B 00:11
Bullshit Bullshit
Come on I want to fight you - S O B 00:09
Come on I want to fight you
I'm so damned ashamed of so many things I've done - S O B 00:10
I'm so damned ashamed of so many things I've done
There isn't a man among us with half a conscience - S O B 00:10
There isn't a man among us with half a conscience
You stay in the car - S O B 00:16
You stay in the car
You stay in the car. - S O B 00:18
You stay in the car.
Be with you in a minute. - S O B 00:14
Be with you in a minute.
How are we going to get in Knock and tell them you're dead - S O B 00:05
How are we going to get in Knock and tell them you're...
What's that - S O B 00:11
What's that
You still peeing But now I've got to - S O B 00:09
You still peeing But now I've got to
Boy He'd be less conspicuous if his eyes were open - S O B 00:09
Boy He'd be less conspicuous if his eyes were open
They do this all the time in Ireland. - S O B 00:11
They do this all the time in Ireland.