401K
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- I, um, I cashed in my 401k .
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We've got no 401k ,
we got no retirement plan.
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We're talking 401k , medical, and two weeks paid vacation.
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Guilty. I also, uh,
I covered dental and a 401k .
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(IMITATING NERDY CLERK): "This, uh, 401K "really chaps my hide.
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I belittle you,
forge your checks,
steal from your 401k .
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Getting your 401K moving up
and to the right again.
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What's this crap I hear about
you cashing out your 401k ?
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I can throw in a 401k , medical, two weeks paid
vacation.
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I'm an underpaid
middle school academic with a 401k matching at 2%.
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Twenty-five
million, plus a matching contribution
to my 401k when he's dead.
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Of course,
both a Roth IRA and 401k are important
for tax purposes.
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For the record, again,
I don't advise liquidating your entire 401K retirement
savings plan.
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WE EMPTIED OUR 401K , WE PAID OUR ATTORNEY
ENOUGH TO GET
THE JOB STARTED.
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- What?
- What Alec was gonna give you, the condos
and the cars and the 401k ?
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If you're contributing
to a pension fund, if you're contributing
to your 401k , you are engaged.
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Granddad:
love is like your 401k , it matches your investment, you love a little, you're loved a litte
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Jeff:
If you think a 401k is your mother-in-law's bra size, you might be a redneck.
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And a 401k , which I don't really know what that means, I think it has something to do with gold.
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The nice thing about working in the hotel business for 40 years is you end up with quite the 401K .
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Ani: When you give me health insurance, workers' comp and a 401K , then you can tell me when I work.
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[rock music] ♪ Nobody taught me I was born this way ♪ ♪ No silver spoon to feed a 401k ♪ 401k n] Mal!
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On my death bed, I'm gonna be screaming
"find a job that matches your 401k ." But I do have a confession to make.
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Hey, Fitz, I know there wasn't some
palm trees 4 401k plan for me, but, uh, I mean, at least tell me
you guys had some kind of exit strategy.
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Which brings things full
circle as to why you, a bar owner, with no 401K , find yourself duct taped to an
office chair on the top floor of one of the most prolific
publicly traded companies on the exchange.
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be worth? Twenty-five
million, plus a matching contribution
to my 401k when he's dead. Hmm. We found him once. We'll find him again. Is that before or after he puts you
in the ground?
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of what we need. Um, I put in a call
to the credit union... See about taking some money
out of my 401k .
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Merci:
I'm in a rented doublewide. You can ask anybody where? It's Miss Merci's 401K retirement tour. You do not want to miss it.
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This happened *to* you?
Kat Ellis:
Happened in the sense that I picked up the phone, tracked you down, flew you here, and gave you $6,000 out of my 401K .
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out of their life savings. A lot of people think he ought
to be right there, me included. Why you? Crooked bastard soaked
my 401k for ten grand. What I don't understand is, Big-time money guys like this
always get a house arrest. Full surveillance
till the trial is over. Yeah, so the question is,
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Epilogue:
When the dust settled from the collapse, 5 trillion dollars in pension money, real estate value, 401k , savings, and bonds had disappeared. 8 million people lost their jobs, 6 million lost their homes. And that was just in the USA.
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Madea, what is a Ho-01K?
Madea:
That's for hoes. That's for all those women that never ever could pay taxes because they got their money illegally, so you put it all to the side. It's not a 401K , it's a Ho-01K. That's what I got from back in the day when I was stripping.
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very day some faceless knob walks out in front of a bus and buys it. They call it fate, God's will. That particular John Doe spent his whole life eating his peas, studying his algebra, saving for his 401K , blah, blah, blah... All that to wind up a brown stain on a 10 ton city bus. To be remembered as the poor schmuck that got hit by a bus. God kills true believers and kind souls everyday and gets a fr
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to me! I thoughtwe were sisters. We were supposedto be a team. Why is this happening?You can't do this to me! I quit my job! Well, we didn'ttell you to do that. I liquidated my401K for this. What's a 401K ? I don't know, now! Look, I'm so happythat you helped us get to thisplace that we're in. You really let usspread our wingsand fly as women. This is all I have! I thought we werein this together. You'
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Shawn Spencer: Life insurance policy?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: It doesn't make any sense.
Shawn Spencer: Tell me about it... Dude, seriously, tell me about it. I have no idea what this means.
Burton 'Gus'...
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Robert:
This is really bad. Once your face is in their system they got you. Fines, 401k , home equity. But maybe you want all that. I don't know. Me, I prefer to just skim.
Old Dolio:
So do I.
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Don:
Oh, criminy, Dusty. You might as well give her your wallet and your 401k while you're at it!
Kurt:
Brad, do you let the kids touch the thermostat at your house?
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