95% OF PEOPLE

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How else do you get 95% of people to pull the lever for a party, whose views are absolutely inconsistent with the best interests of the country in general and of the best interests of black people in particular.

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If they don't want to work with bananas and want to pursue a career
other than bananas, well, I ask God
for a good life and health. Because 95% of people in this area work with the banana.

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t? Your gonna fucking kill me 'cause I have an opinion? Just as valid as yours, man. Looking around this room, actually, I think I might have some friends. I think people agree with me.
The Husband: 95% of people believe in God. You're in the minority.
The Atheist:
Yeah, well, 95% of people are idiots.

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90 to 95% of the people
who receive the Russian flu vaccine...

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We have land deals with 95% of the people we need to sign with.

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We have land deals with 95% of the people we need to sign with.

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♪ King of of he road ♪ Johnston: A lot of people
would go the I-95.

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So 95% of the
faction was always at mass, screaming, we are
God's chosen people.

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Eight out of ten people
who scored 95 or above were identified as their
partner's ideal match.

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95% of what people call
the police for is non-violent, or, like,
not a violent crime.

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And out of that,
you've got cosmologists and these other people with
far better brains than I that are now saying 95%, or as

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We overtook 95% of the people on the way up. We summited quite early
in the morning around 5:30.

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(upbeat music) - 95 to 98% of the people
avidly following it are working-class, blue
collar, hardworking people who need to let

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I mean, I would say 95 percent of the people at this event thought that the election
would be overturned within a couple days.

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Sometimes I feel like
I'm becoming what people see. You know,
I spend 95% of my time at the hospital... Thinking about making love with you.

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Ms. Ding More people in town can't leave in time What What shall we do "Possibility of damage 95%" It seems this is the only way

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[in English] And, yes, he did invite
a few friends and family, but only 95 came out of … Like, there must have been… At least 150 people in total, and there were definitely at least three people
who work for the alliance there.

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And this is very often
the case in fires, very few people actually
die of burns in fires, probably 95% plus of fire fatalities
are due to the toxic fumes and the hot gases produced
by the fire.

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Have ya been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? Its a leper colony there.
Elaine:
So, basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undatable?
Jerry:
UNDATABLE.

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Jerry: Have ya been to the Motor Vehicle Bureau? Its a leper colony there.
Elaine: So, basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undatable?
Jerry: UNDATABLE.
Elaine: So how are all these people gettin' together?

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[repeated line]

Parrot:
Bang, bang. | Bang bang

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a black and white photo of a group of people in front of a television store.

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I'm kind of a nerd
and I love science, so my friends call me
the professor. Making a beautiful spirit

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95-DY42. Psst. Quick. | 95-DY42. Psst. Quick.

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a black and white photo of a woman looking up.

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If I can find 3,000 people like you across this country, man, I'm in business.
Friend/Musician: Of course, man, I mean... Shit, that's what "Rush" tickets were.

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Daisy:
[sits back, hands behind her head]
Now I usually don't talk to people like you in the first place. But if I did that sort of thing, I would say that you girls should have a TV show. And that they should call that program, "The Adventures of Donnie's Bitches". But like I said at the top, I usually don't talk to people like

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fall in the basket. A body would think that your heart
was as black as your face. People thinks now that sweeps is black
all through instead of black all over. It won't make me no cleaner
to miss the fun. I says ya can't see it! Better have a black face
than be worried about black deeds.

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Joe Fox:
The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So peo

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Ed Du Bois:
The event you are about to see took place in Miami Florida between October 1994 and June 95. Unfortunately, this is a true story. | The events you are about to see took place in Miami Flor...

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a person is holding a tool in front of a window.

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A breaching pod coming in! Hell. Where's it going? Hull area, Brown 95. - Garibaldi?
- I heard. We're in the area. On our way. Come on, move! We gotta cut them off
before they hit open ground. Let's g...

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a group of people are walking in a room with a sign that says " get out of it ".

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We got a positive ID. A cyber-greymetallic ZR1 headed southbound on US 95. Hostage is visible inside the vehicle. He's almost on you, chief.Copy that. Don't worry.We're ready for this guy. A lot of people have said that.Cortez has a way of proving them wrong. I need you to be alert. And you need to remind your men thatthere's a hostage in that vehicle. Coming up on the Arizona border. - He'll b

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Will:
[talking through the outside of the glass windows at Dunkin Donuts]
Do you like apples?
Clark:

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a group of people are gathered in a store with a neon sign that says " old soda ".

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Ash:
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut st

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a man wearing a brown vest is standing in front of a crowd of people.

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PAPANIA:You and, uh,Marty split prior, right? In '95? Are either of you married? GILBOUGH:- Got an ex.- Mmm. Still on the first. It's difficult to admit defeat. Marty quit drinking, found religion for a while. I didn't love that. To be honest,I preferred him before;

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Lex Luthor:Miss Teschmacher, some people can read "War and Peace" and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.Miss Teschmacher:Lex, what has chewing gum got to do with the secrets of the universe?

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Julian:
It's House and Condo's Color of the Month.
Mary:
I don't care if it's Baskin Robbins flavor of the month! You are not painting our bedroom passion purple!

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three people are standing in a living room and one of them is holding a megaphone.

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Hmm, spider... hubble... Nitro... uh‐uh. Ooh! Big pink! It's the only gum with the breath‐freshening power of h of . And it pinkens your teethwhile you chew. All right, sergeant,$100 worth of pixy stixand porno mags with your five percentmilitary discount comes to $95. That'll be 40 cents. I believe you're forgett

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Get him to the icu. Start him on
extracorporeal circulation. That'll raise his temperature
too quickly, it'll cause acidosis. We can deal with
his metabolism crashing. We can't reverse brain
damage if...

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a man in a blue jacket is standing in front of a sign that says " admission ".

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50.2. You've lost 24 horsepower. That's 33% of your
total power is gone. That's quite a lot, isn't it? 'Next, it was the turn of the MGB.' This is the most powerful
when it was new. 95, we're looking for. Whoa, whoa. 'It didn't go as I'd hoped.'

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two men stand in front of a computer monitor that has the time of 10 : 30.

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Whole body calorie burning.Whole body muscle toning. Everything. Now what about upper body?All right. We'll do upper body. Chicken! We're working my butt.We're working my abs. We're workingthe inside of my thighs. Now, here's oneof our new movements. I want you to seethe range of motion.Just go to "Hurdle" or "Sprint." Look at the sprintthat I have. How many peoplecan get that range of motion? Say I

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All right, I have a question for you,which you do not have to answer. I feel like, if you don't answer it though, - you're kind of answering it, you know.- What? Was that your first kiss since 1945? - That bad?- I didn't say that. Well, it kind of sounds likethat's what you're saying. No, I didn't. I just wonderedhow much practi

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This week only.
Young Johnny:
Where am I gonna get that kind of money?
Dr. Magnus:
Why don't you knock over a gas station?

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a blurry photo of a person wearing a hat and a hat.

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Oh, does he eat pussy?
Doc Sportello:
A fella by the name of Glenn Charlock?
Jade:
Oh sure, Glenn! He comes in here. He eats pussy!

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a man is looking at a piece of art with a woman on it.

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he truth. Miss Teschmacher, some peopleread War and Peace......and come away thinkingit's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredientson a chewing gum wrapper......and unlock the secrets of the universe. Lex, what has chewing gum got to dowith the secrets of the universe?

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[the Cobras are pulling Daniel/Jessica but stop about 95% of the way up so they can get the application]

Daniel Larusso:

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two men sitting next to each other, one of which is wearing a black leather jacket.

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Are we gonna have a problem here?
Clark:
No, no, no, no! There's no problem here. I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could be most aptly described as agrar

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a young man is standing in front of a sign that has the word pizza on it.

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The meeting of The FuturePhotographers of America is now in session. We would like to welcomeour new member, Bart Simpson. Whoa. People, people. Don't applaud.Let's get to work.

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Nick Fury:
Agent Romanoff, would you escort Dr. Banner back to his...
Bruce Banner:
Back where? You rented my room.
Nick Fury:
The cell was built...
Bruce Banner:
In case you needed to kill me, but...

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a man stands in front of a window that says " batman ".

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Louis:
[opening cabinet]
Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice...
[takes platter back into living room]

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I'm Dave. That scrawny-lookingdouche bag there is Tony. - Eat me, Dave.- Hey, maybe someday I will. We met on I-95coming out of Philly. Damn shit-show that was. I'm Glenn. It's niceto meet some new people. Rick Grimes. - How about you, pal? Have one?- I just quit. You've got a unique senseof timing, my friend. His name's Hers

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ne... That's about 35, 40 feet.No rope, no ladder. The guy weighsabout 190, 195 pounds. You couldn'tcarry him up there. Lieutenant? Deputy Chief Heinemann'sdownstairs. He wants you and your peopleout of the building now. Ah, son of a bitch. What the fuck is going on? This is not good,Mike. Not good at all.

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Wesley:
Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic. Just like you. Who am I now? An account manager, an assassin, just another tool that was mind fucked into killing his father. I'm all of these, and I'm none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me falling in my fathers footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world.
Sloan:
Still trying to f

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a man is looking over the edge of a road.

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, me, and Coma. We got Mac in between. Number one position player. Make these girls wanna scream. Wakin' up in a dream. Lucid so sweet. We make you toothless. To put it plain and simple. We the cream of the crop. Cherokees are never leavin' the top. Douglas.
Willoughby:
My name is Wiiloughby. I know the master plan. I got the sun and the stars in the palm of my hand. Carl Sagan knows the universe i

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a picture of a man with the words " my shavings " on it.