BIGFOOT THE MOVIE

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From miracle motion pictures, the studio that brought
you cows from beyond... Bigfoot was my lover, the hackensack
blowtorch atrocities and the time-honored classic, mantula... Comes a new movie that literally tests

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Go ahead. This is Geologic Survey Base,
San Angelo. Patch me through
to the pentagon comlink. Priority code: Snow White. Urgent.

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a man is looking at the camera with a blurry background.

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After a restless night's sleep... (SIGHS) .. the remaining nine recruits are
waking to day four of Hell Week, a punishing condensed version
of the SAS selection course.

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a man sleeping in a sleeping bag with the words big brother next to it.

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Jim:
Hi, I'm Jim Kessel. I'm here at the Trinity National Forest along Route 96 also known as The Bigfoot Byway. I'm here with my girlfriend Kelly Monteleone where we plan on retracing the famed 1967 Patterson Gimlin footage, and our search

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a man standing in a field with a river in the background.

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Flash, just who I came to see. So you like shadows? Want to try and catch mine? | Flash, just who I came to see. So you like shadows? Want to try and catch mine?

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a sign in the dark that says " the only way " on it.

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Congrats, Drac. Holy smokes, everybody's here.
Suits of Armour:
Mr. and Mrs. Loughran, the parents of the groom, and family.

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the word sander is on a picture of a man.

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family religious through and through / But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do / His name was young JB and he refused to step in line / A vision he did see of fucking rocking all the time / He wrote a tasty jam and all the planets did align...
[young JB enters playing a guitar]

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a person with a furry coat that has the word monster on it.

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[first lines]

Mr. Montgomery:
Mr. Hogan. Mr. Hogan! Derelict afloat with a man on board.
Mr. Hogan:
Whereabouts?
Mr. Montgomery:
Off your port bow.
Mr. Hogan:
Aye. | Bar Grating Bar Grating Gasps ...

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a man in a scene from the movie frankenstein.

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What?
Will Stanton:
Gwen, go! Gwen! Gwen, get down. Get down. There it is. Shh. Shh. You're okay. It's gonna be okay. I need to get that shield, Gwen. It's the only way we're gonna get home. Trust me. Be quiet. It's okay. Stay here. It's okay.

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a man is laying on the ground in a pile of rubble.