WHEN PIGS FLY!

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Woody: Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
Slinky Dog: When pigs fly.
Hamm: [to Buttercup] Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.
Buttercup: Really?

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Kermit: We're going to get you that money.
Rachel Bitterman: Yeah, when pigs fly.
[Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"]
Rachel Bitterman: For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!

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-I know. You know, Smithers,
I think I'll donate a million dollars
to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. (both laughing) That's a good one. Will you be donating that
million dollars now, sir? No, I'd still prefer not.

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-Heh, it's like saying, "When cows fly."
-You mean pigs .

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She was just gonna ring us -when we called.
-And pigs fly south
for the winter.

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Time to go? I had to check on something.
When can I come back? Soon as pigs fly
or we become SHIELD agents.

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I might be a duke one day.
Sibella: Pigs might fly.
Louis Mazzini:
No, I might. Really I might. You see, Mama was the daughter...

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Narrator:
This is a tale about an unprejudiced heart, and how it changed our valley forever. There was a time not so long ago when pigs were afforded no respect, except by other pigs; they lived their whole lives in a cruel and sunless world. In those days pigs believed that the sooner they grew large and fat, the sooner they'd be ta

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ingham and placing himself on the throne. But really, Your Majesty, why stop there. I have heard much more festive variations. I make oaths with pagan gods, seduce the queen in her own chamber, teach pigs to dance and horses to fly, and keep the moon carefully hidden within the folds of my robe. Have I forgotten anything?
King Louis:
It does seem rather farfetched.

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ret, the girl you love?
Ted Knowles, Jockey: Look who's talking. Who got me to give up riding? Who talked about food until I was starving to death?
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: Aw, food is for pigs .
Ted Knowles, Jockey: Who practically forced me to take the job of assistant trainer?
Shawn O'Hara, Seabiscuit's Trainer: It was an old man talking to you, boy. An old man with the blood dried in his