WHY SO SERIO

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"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth.

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He turns to me and he says:"Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife.

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"Let's put a smile on that face." And... | Let's put a smile on that face And Why so serious Mettons un sourire sur ce visage Et puis Pourquoi cet air si sérieux Zaubern wir ein Lächeln auf dieses...

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So , me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it.

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I told you, Marta. Do you detect slightdifferences in the shells? Why am I here? To teach me this trick. I am quite serious. | I told you Marta Do you detect slight differences in the shells Why am I...

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Just breathe. Really, just breathe. | Just breathe Really just breathe You're a mechanic right Right You said so Yes I did Why don't you just build something Just breathe Really just breathe You're a...

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So , what happened?You started dating some Firefly dude, and was like, "Oh, this is cool.I think I'll be a terrorist." Yup. That's it.We're getting married. But really. Why?

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I haven't planned on trusting anyone newfor a while. I see. Then why did you choose to allow it? I'm flattered you thought I haveany choice in the matter. I'm being serious. -I know.-Why didn't you...

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rabbit's teeth. Paul sure knows how to pick them.It's like Fatal Attraction. -Yeah.-Why does a rabbit......always gets screwed on the deal? Poor little guy. You know what I don't get, Dean? If shewas so bent on revenge, why do this? Well......she got Janet Dutton,thought she'd finished off Paul. Decided to cap herself,make it a spurned lover's hat trick. Maybe. This doesn't look like a TV roomof a b

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I'll have sex with you. Really? Why? You're asking questions? Okay, I can't helpwondering. It's not like our optionsare vast these days. | I'll have sex with you Really Why You're asking questions...

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And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. | And one night he goes off crazier than usual Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself He doesn't like that Not one bit So me watching He takes...

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e county records. The Merchant'sadopted daughter, Melanie. Know why she was up for adoption?Her real family was killed in their beds. SARAH:She killed them? DEAN:Who'd suspect her? Sweet little girl. So then she kills Isaiah and his family.The old man takes the blame. His spirit's been tryingto warn people ever since. -Where's this one go?-Take it out back and burn it. I'm serious, guys. Thanks. So

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It's like / don't evenknow what I'm doing no more. I don't know wherethe money going. Why you stressin'? You know I know the business. Just— shit, just lay out all the files,contracts, whatever it is,...

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it would be good for me to know......why you cannot livewithout this other woman. Well, we'd been together since collegeand she gave me an ultimatum. She said, "Either we get marriedor we break up." So we got married. Wow. You caved. It's complicated. Really? What? You're a dick if you date a girlfor too long and don't marry her. You marry her and you're an assholefor marrying before you're ready.

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Joe, why can't we just parkout front like normal people? What, pay 15 buckslike normal people? Daddy works here. Daddy gets perks. Mm. Hey. No, those carsaren't supposed to be here. Seriously? So what? You gonna track them downand charge them 15 bucks?

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What do you think it is about us... that makes us so perfect? I mean... why did you sneak out tovisit me after I moved away? Because I missed you. You think my dad could'vestopped me from seeing you? What's he gonna do? Oh, my Gosh, my toes are numb. D

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Hello? Hey, friend,what's up with blowing off dinner? - I'm sorry, Liz.- Why you so flaky? You feeling okay? This flu sh-- Stuff is really spooky.What does Ellis say? He says it's--He says it's serious.

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Rue:I don't know whyJules didn't trust me or why she'd thinkI'd ever hate her. There's literallynothing in the world that Jules could doto make me upset.I even told her that. -Jules:Yeah, right.-No,...

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Jake: what'd you guys got going on here? Five-card draw?Sniper:Yeah, jokers are wildMoreno: So , why don't you tell us something? How long you been a pig?Moreno: Oh, my bad I meant a police officerJake: I've been a pig for nineteen monthMoreno:Is that right?Jake:That's rightMoreno:you like it o

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Are you doingsomething desperate? Again? Marv? Are you doing something that maybewe can't clean up this time? I told you, I don't feel good. So why don't you getthe fuck out of here? Really. Good-bye, Marv.

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out. Come on. Dad, seriously, I'm okay. Why were you notheaded to lunch like everyone else? They left their bags.I was just trying to do something nice. You do something niceand you make friends. Or so I've heard.

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But he's so ... serious. My daughter,Kocoum will make a fine husband. He is loyal and strong and will buildyou a good house with sturdy walls. With him,you will be safe from harm. Father, I think my dream ispoint

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- Stop, all right?- Why? I don't drive. I want to have fun. I want to be happy. You shouldtry happy instead of so serious. It's important to stay positive,like you say, yeah? - Drink with me, Frankie.- I don't want a drink. Now who is all gloomy and doomy? I say it right? Gloomy doomy? Come on, get in the car. I

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m gonna talk to Karen, see if sheknows anything about this Dana Shulps. Great. Keep going, sparky. Dean went back to Karen's placeto check up on her. I mean, you know,she'd been pretty upset earlier. So why didn't you go with him? I just went back to the motel. How'd you know I was there,by the way? We found the motel matchbookon your brother when we arrested him. Let's quit fooling around. You were

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Both excellent fighters. One, a champion, and the other, tried andproven in the provinces. I want to see him from behind. Why so serious? Not so bad for a night's work. Firm. But what of his weaponry? That is an inspectionyou'll have to pay for.

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What? What am Idoing wrong now? This is for real,Dawn. No, it's not. I'm not real, so whywould my exciting graphof chores be real? Who cares if a keygets an education,anyway?

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Another doctor. Why doesa detention facility need so many doctors? I don't know, but this is interesting. The highest-paid personat the camp was a priest. - Really?- Yeah, Father Lilliman. - Lilliman.- Was paid almost 200 grand a month. Now, that is in

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No, no!– What's wrong, sweetie? I forgot. I'm not supposedto let the snake out of my cage. – Your what?– I told your dad I wouldn't touch you for 72 hours. – I'm not in junior high anymore, so…– No, n so no. Seriously. I want to tryto respect his rules, OK? OK. Fine. Why don't you go ahead and get somesleep, and I'll see you in the morning. OK.

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. He did give me the coroner's report. -Let me guess, their hearts were missing.-Nope. But chunks of their kidneys,lungs and intestines. That's just gross. Yeah, also definitely notwerewolf behavior. So , what, a demon?Attacker could've been possessed. Why would a demon stophalfway through an attack? I think that-- Uh.... -Could it--? I got nothing.-Me neither.

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So why are you here today? Going over these clipsof Saviano. Yep, Ben and Stevethink it's a dead end. They gave me a bunch ofcrap about it at the game. Yeah, Ben emailed me. He did?Yeah. He said we shou

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ou another shirt.- No, thanks. I'm good. Come on. I'm practicingSouthern hospitality. Is that what they callhitting on strangers now? You know what? I have no interestin buying you a shirt. - Is that so ?- I'm just over here so the other team can catch a breath. Wow. - Pushy and conceited.- Why don't you come watch. I'll pass. Thank you.

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- You're serious about it, aren't you?- Yeah. You mean you actually never want himto get out? Never, never... Never. Then why are we taking him upto Hardin County if we just gonna--? Because that is...

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Jesus, why the hellcan't there be a trail! | [Woo-seok groans] Jesus, why the hellcan't there be a trail! تب ا من الصعب المشي على هذه الصخور Arraioa hemendik ezin da ondo ibili Collons això no està...

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Wake up, little halflings! DAD:Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy. What?Rise and shine! Is something wrong?Am I fired? No, you're late for work. What? It's Take Your Kid to WorkDay! And you're the kid. You're...

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ngcalled vascular dementia, which is essentially acontinuous series of tiny strokes. Your brain closes down,gradually you lose words, you lose your memory, which for a writeris pretty much the point. So that's why I could finally writethe book, I think. I had to. And why, of course,it's my last novel.

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Seriously? Is that for me? Do you see anyone else in the vicinity? Do you need something? Are you mad at me or something? No, care. I'm not mad. I-- Well, then why are you being so weird? I'm not. I'm working. You're avoiding. No. I have a table to clean. You know, that's the kind of thing That washed-up jocks do to make a living.

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So , I've got 200 solsto figure out... how to take everything herethat's keeping me alive... the oxygenator,the water reclaimer, the atmospheric regulator... bring that all with me. And luckily,I have th

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We're going back to Green Brook. Green Brook? Why? Because that's whereThe Lady of Arintero is. She never left the vault. Stan, so proud of you, man. No, I-I'm serious.I could be a real actor, man. That-that Phineas guy, he totally...totally bought I was drunk. - He was so invested, man.- Shut the fuck up. - I got to go, Stan, a

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Why is having a drinkso cathartic sometimes? Booze helps you process.At least where I come from. My family just yelled at each otherwhen they drank and then pretended like nothing happened. This...

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my play. Why are you tryin' to embarrassme in front of my friends? Are you kidding me?They are the ones which should be embarrassed by. - Good luck with the show, guys.- First row seats. Can't wait! So , which song are we gonna sing? No pressure, but the whole schoolis counting on us. Oh, relax! It's like Ryan said:Who's gonna beat singing chipmunks?

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So , seriously,how well do you know anna? I know annaextremely well. Well, know that you cantalko me about anything. I'm here to answerany questions that you have. I'll help youin any way i can. Why? 'Ca

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Like, um, like, sex-sex? Yeah, sex-sex. Um... Oh. Holy shit,you're a fucking virgin,aren't you? -I mean, uh...-Is that why you wanna fuck me? -What? No, no. No. That's not--- So ... So you don't... No, I mean, I mean, I-- You do or you don'twant to fuck me,Ethan? I do want to fuck you. Well, I don't fuck virgins. -Really?-Yeah. Oh. Why? 'Cause, they just,get too emotionally a

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- Well, did you knowthat I can see into the future? - Really?- Oh, yeah. Did I forget to tell you that? - You did not mention it, no. - Wow.- So what do you see?

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Hey, Troy,how far you got with Andy? All the way, buddy? You guys are so immature.Why don't you grow up? Come on, tell us. Really. Alright, I'll put it this way,I didn't make it with her yet. And I stress yet. Huh? What the hell? What'd you wish for? To make it with Andy.

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you're trouble. And you don't like her new boyfriend. He's not her boyfriend.He's a customer at the bank. Some architect from syracuse. Really. What do you mean "really"? He had a crappy plastic pen. So ? So, architects draw for a living. They tend to be pen snobs,strictly mont blanc and beyond. Why does he creep you out? He doesn't creep me out. Yes, he does. You geta bad vibe from the guy. It's com

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, she's a little shook up, but...— I am not moving to the rape caves. Your life would be much easierif you just had the manifest. We crossed out names of the deadafter we burned the fuselage, so shoul so be a full rosterof the rest of us. What? Really? Who has it? Who do you think?

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- He doesn't exactly needhelp killing people. No, he doesn't. - So why bother?What's he getting out of it? Seriously, why has Chucky been trying to get one of usto kill somebody? What would that accomplish? - Maybe it's partof some voodoo spell. Maybe it has somethi

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It has to do with family. My wife and I have decidedthat we... we miss having children, after all. And that if we are to have children,it has to be now. So my wife called yesterdayto say that she... She started ovulating. And all signs point to maximumfertility precisely tonight. You see? That's why I bought hera gift at the station. I had to get a tick

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Mom, for real? Why would you? - Haven't changed.- Not a bit. - Anna!- It's so funny. Get it, girl! I remember that six-pack. - Yeah, who is that?- So handsome. That is Jake. Your mom's first love. And her first ride on a motorcycle. I like to ride in Jake's motorcycle. - Okay.

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Look at Jack! Oh, poor Kevin looks lonely. Maybe I should ask him to dance.What do you think? Sure. I bet he could whittle a privatelittle dance floor for the two of you. I'm serious. I saw some beech...

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That's what exploded? Holy shit. That was crazy. Why did you shoot for me? You weren't shooting, you were choking, so I had to save us. I was going to shoot. You always do this, every single time. What? Seriously, just take me back to school, man. If I miss this play, Molly's going to freak out and she's not going t

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Knew you wouldcome to play! Hey, your face is glowing! Kwan, where have you been? We need to get backto the outpost. - Why? What's going on?- There's a ship out there. - UNSC?- I don't think so . Neru, no, I'm serious!Come on, Faaz! Kwan...

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So ... why don't you wannago out with Jackson? -I mean, really.-No. We don't do that therapy thing. Save that for the clientele.

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Sweetheart?Hey, guys, hold up! Guys, hold upfor a second, all right? Baby, seriously,this isn't funny. - Jesus God! - Baby! - L...- Oh, I'm so sorry. I could've killed you, woman.I'm-I'm extremely dangerous. You wanna knowwhy I love you so much? Because you're so funto play with. Is that why you love me?That really scared me, baby. - I'm so

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Brad? Hey. What are youdoing here? Uh, my job.Why you here? Friend of mine got hurt.It's nothing serious. I'm just herefor moral support. | Brad Hey What are you doing here Uh my job Why you here...

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봤으니 갈게 이모는 사라졌어 집 비었으니까 들어가 이모네가 사라졌다고요?진짜요? 언제요? 근데 넌 몰랐는데 왜 왔어? 아, 뭐 좀 놓고 간 게 있어서 가지러요 뭐? 그냥, 뭐 | Now that I saw it I'll leave Your aunt's family disappeared The house is vacant so you can go in My...

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Goddamn it, Boyd. I told you three timesto check the undercarriages. What are they gonna fucking do,scissor each other? Why you getting on us?We know you been working -for that Byrde dude.- So ? Quit while you're behind! How you gonna get his moneyworking for minimum wage? Fuckin' A. What? Get in there. -Fuck that.- I mean it! Now,you disobedient motherfuckers! Get in! Calm the fuck down, R

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ry, it's just that you look remarkably like Eddy Van Halen. - I Just saw Eddy Van Halen. - Really?- Yeah. - Where?- At the Hollywood bowl. - Well, how was it?- He's a zombie - That's a tough break. - So how about a little west coast hospitality. Can I get you something? What would you like?

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If you-- if you can't doa reconsider here, now, then I'm gonna go public,right away. And-- and it's notgonna be like, "they wish each other well,"or something like that. It's gonna be a divorce.A...

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Just say it. I can hear people's thoughts. Meaning what? I hear their thoughts. What they're thinking. It started a few weeks ago. That's why I've been with the FBI all this time. W- what? What do you...

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re you serious? Hell, no wayto open the damn thing. At this point, all I care aboutis satisfying my own curiosity. Easy, sweetheart.I don't really care what it is. What's burning me upis why it means so much to you.

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Tony? Are you having another attack? I didn't even mention New York. | Tony Are you having another attack I didn't even mention New York Right and then you just said it by name while denying having...

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Well, the first timewas escaping Fort William. And the second was theft. Or at least, that's whatthe charge sheet read. Why were you escapingin the first place? They were holding me prisoner. I...

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They're gonna be fine. We all are. Hope so . First the DOD,then the CDC. Whoever made these tattoos hadsome pretty serious access. - Definitely.- Why would they do this to her? Why kidnap a woman,wipe her memory, then tattoo her entire bodywit

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yto start StormPAR. That's why I wentinto business with Riggs. I want to help people,too, Kate. I really do. I said what I said 'cause I... I carry that guiltwith me, too. Every single dayof my life, so ... I'm sorry. Javi, why don't you stayand help us? That way, we couldfinally solve this together.

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Look, you got 15,000you didn't have yesterday. Hey, we're making bank.Shit happens. My guys get what they're upagainst, and they're careful. So am I. And you're all tucked in at nightwith your precious family. So why don't you just stop beingsuch a freak about everything? You've madethe division of labor very clear. Yo, I mean, seriously, wh

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Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella... Why are you walking so fast?I can't walk as fast as you. Ella keeps texting me the word "urgent,"and her show starts, like, now. But what about Eric?I think we should go back, Mom. I thought there was a wayto make everyone

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Drax, why aren't you wearingone of Rocket's aero-rigs? | Drax why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero rigs It hurts It hurts I have sensitive nipples My nipples hurt Oh goodness me What about him...

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om school. It's Garrett!Having a nice Christmas? Aces. What are you doingthe rest of the day? You gonna go see your family? Uh, you know, I'm gonna go see some people.We're having like a big potluck. So ... Miss Halsey. Would you like to comeand spend Christmas with us?