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WHY SO SERIUS?

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"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth.

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He turns to me and he says:"Why so serious?" He comes at me with the knife.

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"Let's put a smile on that face." And... | Let's put a smile on that face And Why so serious Mettons un sourire sur ce visage Et puis Pourquoi cet air si sérieux Zaubern wir ein Lächeln auf dieses...

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Just so you know,she really is having surgery. I thought you said you were joking. No, the serious part was the joke. She's having surgery,but just minor surgery. Maybe I better get up to Boston......see wha

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NCIS • 2003 • Season 1 • Episode 23

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I told you, Marta. Do you detect slightdifferences in the shells? Why am I here? To teach me this trick. I am quite serious. | I told you Marta Do you detect slight differences in the shells Why am I...

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So , me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it.

S01 • E01  - 00:12
The 100 • 2014 • Season 1 • Episode 1

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Why so serious, Princess? It's not like we diedin a fiery explosion. Tell that to the two guys, who triedto follow you out of their seats.

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Gambol's Bodyguard:Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker.Gambol's Bodyguard:They brought the body.Gambol: So . For dead, that's 500...The Joker: How 'bout alive?The Joker:You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the

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All right. So , listen, why don't you give me a call, when you wanna start taking thingsa little more seriously?

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What do you think it is about us... that makes us so perfect? I mean... why did you sneak out tovisit me after I moved away? Because I missed you. You think my dad could'vestopped me from seeing you? What's he gonna do? Oh, my Gosh, my toes are numb. D

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Hello? Hey, friend,what's up with blowing off dinner? - I'm sorry, Liz.- Why you so flaky? You feeling okay? This flu sh-- Stuff is really spooky.What does Ellis say? He says it's--He says it's serious.

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The Drop • 2014

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Are you doingsomething desperate? Again? Marv? Are you doing something that maybewe can't clean up this time? I told you, I don't feel good. So why don't you getthe fuck out of here? Really. Good-bye, Marv.

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on't know. But seriously, does he not realize thatpeople know he does this every single day? I don't know. Why can't we bury him? It's too cold. The ground is too hard.They'll bury him in the Spring. So what do they dowith him until then? They put him in a freezer. Are you serious? Yes. That really freaks me out. It doesn't matter. Wait a minute.

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Pompeii • 2014

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Both excellent fighters. One, a champion, and the other, tried andproven in the provinces. I want to see him from behind. Why so serious? Not so bad for a night's work. Firm. But what of his weaponry? That is an inspectionyou'll have to pay for.

S04 • E05  - 00:37
The Chi • 2018 • Season 4 • Episode 5

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So what's on your mind? Been real reflective lately. Damn.You ain't dead yet. I know. Just nervous. Just make sureyou live long enough to help Kiesha birth this baby. I'll do that from heavenif I have t

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And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. | And one night he goes off crazier than usual Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself He doesn't like that Not one bit So me watching He takes...

S04 • E09  - 00:35
The Chi • 2018 • Season 4 • Episode 9

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With who? You don't know him. -Y'all serious? - If he act right, we will be. Oh, he treating you right? He treating me way better than you did. I set a low bar. -Ooh. - Nah, he a good dude. And he's so good to my baby. Our baby.

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it would be good for me to know......why you cannot livewithout this other woman. Well, we'd been together since collegeand she gave me an ultimatum. She said, "Either we get marriedor we break up." So we got married. Wow. You caved. It's complicated. Really? What? You're a dick if you date a girlfor too long and don't marry her. You marry her and you're an assholefor marrying before you're ready.

S01 • E08  - 00:29
Chucky • 2021 • Season 1 • Episode 8

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- He doesn't exactly needhelp killing people. No, he doesn't. - So why bother?What's he getting out of it? Seriously, why has Chucky been trying to get one of usto kill somebody? What would that accomplish? - Maybe it's partof some voodoo spell. Maybe it has somethi

S01 • E06  - 00:56
Anne with an E • 2017 • Season 1 • Episode 6

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- Hey, Gilbert! How's it going, Blythe? - Fine. - You gotta come back to school,bud. That ugly orphan'sout of control. - What do you care? - We need a guy to show hershe's not so smart. - She's smart. Deal with it. - Why you gotta be like that, bud? - Why don't you bust out a bookand take care of it yourself? - Yeah, right. Good one, bud. - I'll give you a tip, okay?- Yeah? -

S01 • E01  - 00:19
Halo • 2022 • Season 1 • Episode 1

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Knew you wouldcome to play! Hey, your face is glowing! Kwan, where have you been? We need to get backto the outpost. - Why? What's going on?- There's a ship out there. - UNSC?- I don't think so . Neru, no, I'm serious!Come on, Faaz! Kwan...

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Chiron! - Hey! Hey, baby!- Hey, Mama. - Where'd you go last night?- What? Why? Well, I'm yo' mama, ain't I? Why you ain't justcome home later, boy? You had me worried about you. I guess you getting...

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If you-- if you can't doa reconsider here, now, then I'm gonna go public,right away. And-- and it's notgonna be like, "they wish each other well,"or something like that. It's gonna be a divorce.A...

S04 • E04  - 00:45
The Chi • 2018 • Season 4 • Episode 4

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Okay, uh... it's just Braxton-Hicks. I figured. So I'm all good. Uh, not exactly. What does that mean? Well, the mother'sblood pressure is too high. The mother has a name. Sorry.I've got a lot of patients. So what I have to doto get it down? I think

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Sweetheart?Hey, guys, hold up! Guys, hold upfor a second, all right? Baby, seriously,this isn't funny. - Jesus God! - Baby! - L...- Oh, I'm so sorry. I could've killed you, woman.I'm-I'm extremely dangerous. You wanna knowwhy I love you so much? Because you're so funto play with. Is that why you love me?That really scared me, baby. - I'm so

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Warrior • 2011

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It's good to see you, man. So everything's going great, huh? Yeah. Well, I've got a little problem. The guys at the bankwant to take my house away. - What?- Yeah. That's kind of whyI came to see you, actually.

S01 • E15  - 00:22
Prison Break • 2005 • Season 1 • Episode 15

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I don't know why you guysare so scared of the whack shack. I mean, between the killersand the crazies, I'll take the crazies. Because if a crazy steps out of line, all I gotta do is shoot him with 40 cc'sof "shut your trap" and it'

S01 • E04  - 00:26
Blindspot • 2015 • Season 1 • Episode 4

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They're gonna be fine. We all are. Hope so . First the DOD,then the CDC. Whoever made these tattoos hadsome pretty serious access. - Definitely.- Why would they do this to her? Why kidnap a woman,wipe her memory, then tattoo her entire bodywit

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What’s the matter, love? I'm Just having trouble with a patient. That Isn't like you..why? He's scared...He is afraid with his own shadow. Isn’t that why they come to you? This fellow could be...

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- Why do you want this thing so bad?- Because. It should've been mine. - I'm just gonna grab it and leave.- You don't understand. I have to be at a dinner in an hour.My whole life depends on it. - You want me out of Danielle's life

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cago.I'm too valuable to them in the field. I can't believe this. Give me some credit!It takes a sophisticated eye to spot talent in colossal fuck-upssuch as yourself. - I don't understand.- Don't be so naive. I didn't actually want to go to Chicago. I wanted you to thinkI wanted to go to Chicago, so you'd want to go to Chicago. So you'd work your ass off to get there. - Oh, Bruce, this is unbelieva

S01 • E09  - 00:49
The 100 • 2014 • Season 1 • Episode 9

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Hey. I need to talk to you. - Having fun yet, Princess?- I'm serious. You always are, so talk. Finn's set up a meetingwith the grounders. I'm leaving to go talk to them. Because you figure that impalingpeople on Spears is code for "let's be friends"? Have you lost your damn mind? I think

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A million alive, so I can teach himsome manners first.

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'Morning, Winston. A word? What's your little problem got to dowith His Majesty's Royal Air Corps? Not a damn thing. -Is it dangerous?-You might not live through it. By Jove, do you really think so ? Everybody else we've run into has died.Why not you? What's the challenge then? Rescue the damsel in distress,kill the bad guy and save the world. Winston Havelock at your service, sir.

S01 • E04  - 00:34
NCIS • 2003 • Season 1 • Episode 4

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Why are you pushing this, Kate? Because it makes sense! He's Catholic. Mm. And so are you. You cannot let personal situations color your judgement. I don't. But you hired me because of my knowledge and experience. You've never seen how a suicide can tear up a Catholic family. They

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It's on, dude. Beatdown is tomorrow night. I don't think I'm gonna do that, man. Yeah, man. Right. No, really. I'm serious. I'm not gonna fight at the Beatdown. What? - Why not?- Because that's what...

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ust three tonight. Can I see one? Well, no. No.You cannot see one. Why not? Because there's-- some things you can'tun-see, okay? Come on, I can handle it. No. No. And my Dadis way too strict. Try me. So , what'll it be? Are you serious? Are you? Hell yeah. Pick one.

S04 • E03  - 00:46
The Chi • 2018 • Season 4 • Episode 3

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She needs our help. I told you that ain't my--that's not my problem. So sex workers aren'tworthy of your help? I ain't say that. You ain't gotta. I'm doing the bestthat I can, damn it. Look, she made that choiceto be in that life. -No, she didn't.- How you know? -Because

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I'd really rather not. Well... can you at least just hang outwith her for half an hour so I can be alone with Sandy without hermother knocking on the door every 20 seconds? Come on, man. All you got to dois talk to her. Why can't you help me outa little bit for once instead of dragging me

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t sound good. They call it Skull lsland. Did you get that? What's wrong with this place? There's nothing officially wrong with it. Because, technically,it hasn't been discovered yet. Okay. All right. So we arrive at this place. S... K... U... L... L...

S01 • E12  - 00:58
Legacies • 2018 • Season 1 • Episode 12

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Some people find it helps to clear theirconscience before heading into battle. - Not stopping you.- Now is not the time. It's always time for truth. Last chance, Hope. If you didn't start that fireto...

S01 • E10  - 00:52
The Blacklist • 2013 • Season 1 • Episode 10

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Well, I hope so . I really do. Because I've always liked you, Ray. You're a pain in my neck, but... I like you. Just know this... You were walking in the parkthis morning. We could've taken you then. Instead, we drag

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Why do you keepknocking people out? What is wrong with you? Jesus, why? So sorry, buddy. I am so, so sorry. Eddie! Yeah, baby. Now no one will recognise us. Seriously. You could get votedPeople's Sexiest Man of the Year if anyone caredwho you were any more. I've wonSexy Man

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Yes.Are you serious? Yes. That slut.Who? Lori. She saidshe'd be here. She's so out ofthe house next year. I think she said she had,like, a double shift. Whatevs. She's been boning some mystery guy. There's your stalker. He's so hot. Danielle!What? That's so gross.Oh, okay. Truc

S01 • E04  - 00:12
Attack on Titan • 2013 • Season 1 • Episode 4

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教官の頭突きはいやか それ以上身長を縮めたくなかったら ここに来た時を思い出して真面目にやるんだな おい何だその言い草 | Not fond of the commandant's head butts If you don't wanna end up any shorter think back to when you first came here and start taking...

S01 • E01  - 00:41
Mr. Robot • 2015 • Season 1 • Episode 1

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rious with her. Why? That would destroy her. She thinks that... We're in love. Exactly. Krista needs to avoiddickheads like you in the future. Her radar needs fixing. I'll know if youskip any detail. So don't. And one more thing... I'm gonna needsomething from you.

S01 • E11  - 00:39
The Vampire Diaries • 2009 • Season 1 • Episode 11

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So , why did you bring me with you? Wellyou're not the worstcompany in the world, elena. You ould give yourself more credit. Seriously? You were there in the road.All damsel in distress-like. And I knew

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venue covered. Incomin', Mr. Rossi. Terry: Thank you, Mr. Hill.Sign it in. Jackson:This is our best plan. Yeah. All this is for nothing if our guy doesn't come through. Why does this roomalways smell so good? Maybe one day,my garden can smell like this. I hope you're notplannin' anything, Dave. Dave: Well, it's black Fridaytomorrow, so you'll have to wait and see. If I thought you were serious, I'd

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tell themthat I'm very grateful, but I made a promiseto someone and I need to keep it. Phillip, you know, this could literally change your career. I I can't do it. Are you sure? I mean, you've waited so long for this. I know. I'm sorry. Thank you for everythingthat you've done. We'll talk soon.

S03 • E12  - 00:48
Breaking Bad • 2008 • Season 3 • Episode 12

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Pssh. Bitch. You know I'm hourly, right? He promised methat he would be here. Oh, he promised. Why didn't you tell me?Let's wait then. That's a joke.The kid ain't coming. Okay, so , what's plan B?I don't know. I really don't.Well, let's brainstorm. You really think he's serious?That's why I'm here, Saul. The way he was talking,he is going to do it. Or try, at least. Okay, so, w

S01 • E08  - 00:46
Prison Break • 2005 • Season 1 • Episode 8

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s tickets.They don't Rob banks. Maybe he couldn't afford season tickets.Maybe that's why he robbed the bank. Thank you. I'm actually being serious. - Can I ask you something?- Yeah. - Why do you care so much?- 'Cause he lied to me. They all lie to you.

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Yeah, that's it. That is it. Your girl is losing it. Can you just be serious,for just a second? I am being totally serious.- No, you're joking around. No, I am not joking around."Octopus's Garden"?...

S03 • E05  - 00:40
Teen Wolf • 2011 • Season 3 • Episode 5

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you mean,like, psychosomatic? Somatoformic. A physical illness from a psychogenic cause. Yes, it's all in his head. All in his head? Because of Derek. He's not letting himself heal'cause Derek died. So what do we do?

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No. I'll do it. - Klitz, it's cool.- No, no. I'm doing it. Why? 'Cause we're a fuckin' tripod. All right, here we go, people.Picture's up! Listen, I know this is unprofessional... but I think you're...

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Superbad • 2007

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I love talkingand conversing with you. But I can't hear you, though,because the music is so loud. So do you wanna go outsideand talk more? Yeah. Sorry, sure.You know, why not? Let's do it.I haven't conversed in ages. - Okay. Ladies... Ladies first.- Okay. - Thank you very much.- No problem.

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ALLY:Oh, my God. ELODY: What? What? Why did he give me that...What did you say? Relax, I just told himthat you got your period. ELODY: That's a good one. Yes.That's perfect. LINDSAY:You're...

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l question is, why don't any of you? -Land! Yes! Stuck the landing!-Yes! We did it! We made it! Come on, to the Back of the Mind! You're finished, Anxiety! Coach is right.Riley isn't ready. But we're so closeto a new Riley who is. This is what we're missing. We show them we're a Fire Hawkwho will do whatever it takes.

S01 • E06  - 00:42
9-1-1 • 2018 • Season 1 • Episode 6

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ed there wassomething wrong with the plane. Why would you do that? I had a proposal written outon the emergency instructions. -I was gonna proposeon Valentine's Day -Okay. Um... and I don't wantto be so on the nose, so I thought I'd do ita few days early. Okay, okay, listen to me. You have to get heron the ground. Have you notifiedAir Traffic Control? Yeah, yeah, they saidI could touch down at Burba

S01 • E02  - 00:46
Prison Break • 2005 • Season 1 • Episode 2

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e. A few days on the inside,any god-fearing white man realizes the correctional system's gota serious lean toward - the African-American persuasion.- I hadn't noticed. They got the numbers, all right, so they think they can do as they please. We got one thing they don't. Surprise. We're gonna take the ballgameto them real soon. It's gonna be nasty for a first-timerlike you, but we'll protect you. I'l

S02 • E04  - 00:40
Stranger Things • 2016 • Season 2 • Episode 4

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Why was he talking to you? It was just abouta stupid class assignment. - Then why're you so upset?- I'm not! He causing you trouble? Why do you care? Because, Max, you're a piece of shit, but we're family nowwhether we like it or not, meaning I'm stuck looking out for you. - What would I ev

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- How about you?- Yeah, here. Here. Been here,stayed here, never left here. Here's good, here's good. - Married?- Married. - Married.- That's crazy. Lucky guy. Have you been faithful to him? That's a...

S06 • E16  - 00:59
Teen Wolf • 2011 • Season 6 • Episode 16

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igger a murderous rage. - I didn't know this was gonna happen.- Whether you meant it or not, you picked the spot. You made the plan. You wanted me to help. If I needed your help for anything,it'll be so I get angry enough to kill you myself. You brought me here, because that thing thatcame out of the Wild Hunt is affecting you, too. You need to figure this outbefore you completely lose it. The Anuk-

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ke care ofany negotiations. Give it to me. I don't think that'sa very good idea. For your personal security, why don't you letAgent Laureline look after the little guyfor safe keeping? I don't think s so Major.It's against protocol. I am the highest-ranking... That animal is the lastliving specimen of its species. The whole universe is after it. That's why Major Valerianwould rather I held on to it.

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know that. Drax, why aren't you wearingone of Rocket's aero-rigs? It hurts. It hurts? I have sensitive nipples. "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" What about him? What's he doing? I'm finishing this so we can listento tunes while we work. How is that a priority? Blame Quill. He's the onewho loves music so much. No, I actually agree with Drax on this. That's hardly important right now. Oh, okay. Sur

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Fuck. That is good. I was thinking of goingfor a bit of a run later. Do you wanna join? I'm going on a bike ride with Bea, so I don't think I can. - She's a little sweet on you, hey?- Oh, you caught that? How long have you and Beau been together? Oh, we're just banging about. He's nice, but I thinkI'm looking for someone le

S01 • E02  - 00:52
Marvel's Jessica Jones • 2015 • Season 1 • Episode 2

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ith you. I don't mess with married women.I don't do drama. - Gina.- You don't know shit. I know that she takes her ring offbefore she comes to see you. You can look upthe marriage certificate online. So that night you came to my place,that was all just part of this job? I shouldn't have done that. Because it's messed up,or because you got caught? Both. Get out of here...and stay the hell away from m

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Lion • 2016

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taken seriously. And... And I guess I want to help facilitate that.Give them a voice. Saroo. I want to run hotels that putall the profit into my pocket. Let's start with where you are from,shall we? So born in Australia? Yeah No...uh Calcutta. I've got family in Calcutta.My cousins are quite mad. Which part? I'm adopted, I'm not really Indian. But you like cricket tho, right? Ah, you like cricket..

S01 • E07  - 00:41
iZombie • 2015 • Season 1 • Episode 7

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the crustsoff a peanut butterand jelly sandwich. That's not funny. Are you really hungry,though, seriously? I think I'm done for the day. But you should eat something.Possibly with vegetables.If you so choose. Okay. I'm leaving now.

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So , you write for a men's magazine. God, does that make you an experton being a man? No. It's what to wear, what to drink. How to bullshit. Never with you. Ha, ha. No, I mean it. It's hard to believe yo

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