YOU CAN\'T MARRY ME

"Hatchet" Harry: It's about time you paid our young friends a visit, Chris. Today's the day and mum's the word, and I can't have that, can I?
Big Chris: No, 'Arry, you can't.
"Hatchet" Harry: I mean...

Mary Jones: I wish you'd marry me, just like it is. I'm not afraid.
Joe O'Brien: Marriage? You're not afraid? Women are never afraid. How long do you think you'd be in love with me living off your sa...

Mary Magdalene: I can't marry Ephraim. I'm not made for that life.
Daniel: Then what on Earth are you made for? You want me to bind your breasts and shave your head - so you can become a man?

A.J.: Just tell Grace that, uh, that I'll always be with her. Okay? Can you do that?
Harry Stamper: Yeah. Okay, kid.
Harry Stamper: [pulls AJ's air hose out and rips off his own mission badge and ha...

Joe Ralston: You said when you came in here that Charlotte was not marrying me honorably. What did you mean?
Delia Lovell Ralston: She can't marry you. She can't marry anyone now.

Mildred 'Mibs' Goodhug: I'm even willing to marry you.
R.B. 'Bob' Pulsifer Jr.: Marry? You can't threaten me. Hello, operator? Get me the police right away!

Jim Crocker: The point is, you can't marry him.
Ann Chester: Yeah? Why not?
Jim Crocker: Because you gotta marry me.

[devoutly Catholic Thomas More has come upon his daughter Margaret keeping company, unchaperoned, with Will Roper, a young Protestant]

Margaret More: Will wants to marry me, Father.
Sir Thomas More:...

Tess: Forgive me. I can't marry you.

Thornton: Can't you get it through your head that I don't care about your money?
Mary Kate Danaher: But he does, and that's the whole point!

Vince: How can you let them grill me there for six hours?
Larry: I can't control how long they're gonna question you.
Vince: Did you go to law school, Harry?
Larry: Yeah, I went to law school, Vinc...

Vicky Edwards: What plans do you have for Bruce and me?
Dr. Henry Jekyll: None... you can't marry him. You belong to me!

Harry: There's Pettigrew.
Hermione: Harry, you can't!
Harry: Hermione, that's the man who betrayed my parents! You don't expect me to just sit here!
Hermione: Yes, you must! Harry, you're in Hagrid...

Mary Kendall: Do you know what time the elevator man told me you got in last night?
Harry Taylor: There's a fortune waiting for any elevator man who can't tell time.

Mrs. Medlock: Here's your breakfast.
Mary: But I'm still in my nightgown.
Mrs. Medlock: You can change after you've eaten. There are new clothes in the wardrobe.
Mary: Who's going to dress me?
Mrs...

Mrs. Marshall: Oh, I understood, Mary. When Zach said he was a stranger, you felt as if the words were coming from your own lips.
Mr. Marshall: Might have happened to any girl. Could have been just C...

Dracula: You think you can teach me about betrayal? Didn't your father ever tell you, Mary? I can't die. He won't have me.
Mary: Did you ever ask?
Dracula: For what? Forgiveness?

Serafin: Manuela, you can't marry that man. You're not in love with him, you're in love with me.
Manuela: The EGO! The CONCEIT!

Marty Berger: [angry tone]
Where the hell have you been, Binford? I could have you arrested for stealing company property!
Eric Binford: I needed wheels, Mr. Berger.
Marty Berger: That's not an answ...

Kate: [Kate and Garth are about to be married]
I... can't.
Garth: You can't!
[Pumps his fist and sighs in relief]

Garth: I mean... you can't?
Tony: What's this, Winston? Why can't she marry Garth?...

Karl Zielinski: Mary, a person with an engineer's mind should be an engineer. You can't be a computer the rest of your life.
Mary Jackson: Mr. Zielinski, I'm a negro woman. I'm not gonna entertain th...

Marmee: I fear you would have a long engagement, three or four years. John must secure a house before you can marry and do his service to the union.
Jo: John? Marry? You mean that poky old Mr Brooke?...

Jo March: He's dull as powder, Meg. Can't you at least marry someone amusing?

Raspy Kelly: He's drivin' his car, see? Another car comes along, runs him into a ditch. Marky gets all smashed up.
Larry Lawrence: When did it happen?
Raspy Kelly: Well, I can't tell you exactly, bu...

Harry Temple: You shot me, I can't believe it. They're giving you a medal for shooting me, you little prick!
Jack: Harry... you TOLD me to.

Vinny Gambini: I won my first case, you know what this means...
Mona Lisa Vito: Yeah, you think I'm gonna marry you.
Vinny Gambini: What, now you're not gonna marry me?
Mona Lisa Vito: No way. You ...

Loretta Castorini: [after spending the night with Ronny]
I'm gonna marry him.
Ronny Cammareri: What?
Loretta Castorini: Last night never happened, you hear me? I'm gonna marry him anyway and last ni...

The Girl: That's what's wonderful about a married man. No matter what, he can't ask you to marry him. He's married already. Right?
Richard Sherman: Right... You certainly don't have to worry about me...

Jean: I think he's going to ask me to marry him.
'Colonel' Harrington: No?
Gerald: No?
Jean: Yes.
Gerald: That's wonderful, Jean.
'Colonel' Harrington: No wonder you're blushing.
Jean: Heh.
'Co...

Jane: It's not you marrying me. It's me marrying anybody. I'm sick. I am mentally sick, and I can't marry anybody, ever.

Divya Narendra: You can't get a meeting with Larry Summers.
Cameron Winklevoss: My brother and I pay tuition at this school, we carry a 3.9 GPA at this school, we've won trophies for this school and ...

Herman: I can't divorce Yadwiga.
Masha: You can't? When the King of England wanted to marry the woman he loved, he gave up his throne and you can't get rid of a stupid peasant?

David Sloane: You accepted that I can't marry. I can't ask you to accept this. Leave me, Carol. Leave me!
Carol Corman: But, I love you!
David Sloane: Night after night to lie there, holding hands, ...

[about Yente, the matchmaker]

Tzeitel: But Mama, the men she finds. The last one was so old and he was bald. He had no hair.
Golde: A poor girl without a dowry can't be so particular. You want hair,...

[Mary Jane arrives at Peter's door, brandishing a newspaper with a review of her Broadway debut]

Mary Jane Watson: The review.
Peter Parker: Oh!
Mary Jane Watson: They hated it. They hated me.
Pet...

Linda: What would you two be willing to do for me?
MacCormack (segment "Two Against One"):
I'll marry you. Aye, I'll get a divorce and marry you.
Cenci (segment "Two Against One"):
Big deal. In your...

Drusilla: You will be Emperor. Soon.
Caligula: And you will be my queen.
Drusilla: You can't marry your sister.
Caligula: You can in Egypt.
Drusilla: But we're in Rome.

Kitty Weaver: Can't sleep.
Larry Gilbert: Me either.
Kitty Weaver: I'm starved.
Larry Gilbert: Me too.
Kitty Weaver: What's your opinion of eating late at night?
Larry Gilbert: Suicide.
Kitty We...

Lora Mae Hollingsway: I've been a good wife. The best wife your money could buy.
Porter Hollingsway: Strictly cash and carry.
Lora Mae Hollingsway: Isn't that what you wanted? Isn't that what you to...

Thurlow: The Prince of Wales cannot marry without the King's consent and he CANNOT marry a Catholic. You performed an illegal ceremony.
Clergyman: [indignantly]
And they only give me ten pound for it...

Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: You can't possibly marry me. I can't let that happen.
Julian Grayraven: Is it that you don't love me?
Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: No! No, it's not that, it's... Bare with m...

Larry Liddle: Miss?
Charlie's Angel #1: Yes sir?
Larry Liddle: It seems to me lookin' around, that it's almost all women workin' here; and that they're all very pretty. Is that common?
Charlie's An...

Mr. Gordon: You're fired.
Lawrence 'Larry' Stevens: You can't fire me. I quit.

Mary Howard: Well, now, in my book, the girl is perfectly straight and she doesn't want to marry him.
Clare: Why?
Mary Howard: He's married already.
Clare: Can't he get a divorce?
Mary Howard: She...

Mary Knowles: Why are you doing this?
Otis: Doing what? Messy up your day?
Mary Knowles: Where's Bill? Where's Bill?
Otis: Bill?
Mary Knowles: Is he okay?
Otis: He's a good guy. Oh, he's been a g...

Peter Parker: Can I get you a drink.
Mary Jane Watson: I'm with John, he'll get me my drink.
Peter Parker: John...
Mary Jane Watson: By the way, John has seen my show 5 times. Harry has seen it twi...

Harry: It's a pleasure to be entertaining, but you can't get away with it.

Hagrid: You all right there, Harry? You seem very quiet.
Harry: He killed my parents, didn't he?
[puts a hand to his scar]

Harry: The one who gave me this?
[Hagrid is silent]

Harry: You know, Hag...

Mary Jane Watson: [standing at Peter Parker's door]
Had to do what I had to do.
Peter Parker: Mary Jane.
Mary Jane Watson: Peter. I can't survive without you.
Peter Parker: You shouldn't be here.
...

Rufus T. Firefly: Married. I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can't see the stove.

Althea: [after having sex with other women in the Jacuzzi]
Do you ever think about getting married?
Larry Flynt: There's nothing more certain to ruin a beautiful relationship than marriage, as soon a...

Harry Osborn: Now... lets see who's behind the mask
[pulls off the mask to reveal Peter]

Harry Osborn: [stumbles backwards]
Peter? No... it can't be.
Peter Parker: [gets up]
Harry, where is she? He...

Mary: You can't go around with a big sign saying don't fall in love with me I'm married.
Tom: Well, most people wear a ring.
Mary: Well he didn't.

Adam Dunne: Harry is an artist without an art.
Mary Bristol: What does that mean?
Adam Dunne: Well, that is something that could make a man very unhappy, Mary, groping for the right level, the means...

Theresa: Are you getting cold feet, Simon?
Simon Green: No. No, I'm not getting cold feet. I can't wait to marry you... and make babies with you. Give me a daughter who looks just like you.
Theresa:...

[Freddy has possessed Mara's body]

Mara Ruleen: Help, Harry! Harry! Harry!
[in the real world, in Mara's body, using his real voice]

Freddy Krueger: Shut up, bitch! He can't hear you.
Harry Lee: I...

You can't marry him, I beg of you. Aylee, you heard him. But you're a queen. There must be some other way. If there was any other option,
don't you think I would take it? I have to marry tomas, No mat...

Barry Thomas: [to Lisa]
You really like me a lot. You just can't remember it.

[first lines]

Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc!
Young Doc: [not paying attention]
What?
Marty McFly: Doc!
Young Doc: What?
Marty McFly: Doc!
Young Doc: [finally seeing him]
Aaaah!
Marty McFly: Okay, ...

Mary Treadwell: Forty-six. Me! Forty-six. I can't believe it. Forty-six.
Lt. Huebner: Well, we Europeans are not as conscious of age as you are. Besides, when one looks as you do and arouses in peopl...

Jan: Harry, if you're so God-damned smart, why can't you make me happy?

Lionel Shabandar: And where are you staying?
PJ Puznowski: Er, well, one of them big hotels downtown. I can't remember the name of it. You remember, Harry?
Harry Deane: Connaught.
PJ Puznowski: Me ...

Nick: Why don't you marry me and quit getting lost?
Christabel: Nick!
Nick: That's no answer.
Christabel: Oh, I can't darling, I need time, give me a little time.
Nick: All right, I won't push you...

Alice Kingsley: Aunt Imogene, I think I'm going mad. I keep seeing a rabbit in a waistcoat.
Aunt Imogene: Can't be bothered with your fancy rabbit now. I'm waiting for my fiance.
Alice Kingsley: You...

Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything.

Pfister: [surprised]
Master Larry!
Larry Abbot: Pfister, you *do* remember me.
Pfister: Of *course*. When did you get here?
Larry Abbot: About fifteen minutes ago.
Pfister: I wish I'd known. I wou...

Peppermint Patty: Hey, Chuck, did Mary ever wear glasses?
[pause]

Peppermint Patty: What do you mean "Mary Who"? In the Bible! Does it say anything about Mary wearing glasses?
[pause]

Peppermint P...

Parry: You can't be in here.

Mildred Pierce: You can do me a great kindness.
Monte Beragon: If I can.
Mildred Pierce: Ask me you marry you.
Monte Beragon: Why?
Mildred Pierce: Well, I must say your attitude isn't exactly enth...