BIG COCK
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Plus, I want that big cock all to myself.
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I was you were at home
I want that big cock .
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- Yeah. "Good guy. Big cock .
Knows how to use it." Ah!
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He did have a big cock though,
didn't he? Who knew?
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She got a big cock .
[ Laughs ] - Welcome to the family, hon.
- Oh.
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You wanna take a big cock like this because I told you to?
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I'm saying I got a big cock .
[laughs awkwardly] Nothing? No? Really? Okay. That's fine.
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Hi, I have a big cock and I like to get a nice
ball suck massage.
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If I hadn't drawn
that big cock on King's car, Gil probably wouldn't
have fired you.
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# It's big # # Its really fucking big,
man # # I've got a big cock # (tyres screeching)
Jesus Christ!
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Uh, Steve, uh, there's a
hygiene issue with you and frankly you don't
have a big cock .
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-Are you tight?
-What? I got a big cock . Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Change, change, change.
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Nobody knows that they saw it but they did. Nice, big cock . Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
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You know,
have we really made a big cock -up here, or have we got something very special
on our hands?
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(ROOSTER CROWS) - It's a rooster.
- There's a big cock on the wall.
(LAUGHS) - I think that's the biggest
cock we've seen so far.
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I got acclaim, but I -- I can't pull big-cock movie-star
power moves like him and say, "Fuck the box office
and fuck streaming services. | I got acclaim, but I -- I can't pull big-cock movie-star
powe...
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Sofya Tolstaya:
[to Leo]
Look at me! This is who I am, *this* is what you married. We may be older, maybe we're old, but I'm still your little chicken. And you're still my big cock .
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Captions edited by Ai-Media
ai-media.tv # I've got a big dick # # It's big # # It's really fucking big, man # # I've go a big cock # # My dick, is
absolutely massive # # I've got a big dick #
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waitress: Well, how about... I jump into the back of your motor and suck your big cock ?
Carlton Leach: Well, what could I do? She put it on me, and I didn't want to hurt the girl's feelings.
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Jackie:
My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a " big cock !"
Howard:
I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.
Scene Description:
a man with long hair wearing headphones and a microphone.
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Colonel James:
I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big cock .
Eddie Adams:
Well, I don't know, I guess so.
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All I did was ask
a simple question, and now this big cock cop
is telling me to get out of the car.
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(dialing) (phone ringing) - [Man] Sure wish I had someone
here to suck my big cock , a nice pair of hot lips to
suck the juice out of my dick. Boy, I wish there was somebody around. Fuck man, I don't really wanna get my load down someone's throat. - God damn fucking reruns. - [Man]
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Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden:
A nice, big cock ...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
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Jack Hock, you said?
Jack Hock:
That's me. The renegade, the rebel. Jack Hock, big cock .
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are sitting at a bar and talking.
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Well, maybe Braden's a faggot, you ever think of that?
Denis Lemieux:
No way, he got a big cock , like horse.
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Hilary Briss:
[reading Geoff's revisions of the League's screenplay, "The King's Evil"]
''Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock , comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big''
Scene Description:
two men looking at a computer screen and one of them is looking at the screen.
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Nobody knowsthat they saw it but they did. Nice big cock .
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Oh my God!
Butchie Peraino:
Could she do that with a big cock ? No offense.
Chuck:
She could do that with anything.
Scene Description:
a man in a red jacket is sitting in front of a window and has a cigarette in his mouth.
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elebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.Narrator:Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...Tyler Durden:A nice, big cock ...Narrator:Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
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Van Hauser:
The LAPD's got a big fucking cock! | The LAPD's got a big fucking cock
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A big description of some bastard
with a huge cock. | A big description of some bastard
with a huge cock.
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Fletch:
Hahahahahahahaha! It's got a big metal cock for a handle! | It's got a big metal cock for a handle
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She's gotta be thinking,
"Thank God I didn't pee on those kids." - How big is your cock?
- How big's my cock? | She's gotta be thinking,
"Thank God I didn't pee on those kids." - How big is your cock?...
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No. A cock is something big, long, and stinky,
with big veins and interlaced pubic hair... | No. A cock is something big, long, and stinky,
with big veins and interlaced pubic hair...
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Well, if you're gonna suck
a cock, make it a big one. | Well, if you're gonna suck
a cock, make it a big one.
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How much is the personal massager shaped like a big black cock? | How much is the personal massager shaped like a big black cock?
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"Indeed I does, me old cock, and long may
your big jib draw." The question is, "Does you want to be
a Newfoundlander?" Indeed I does, me old cock, and long may your big jib draw! | "Indeed I does, me ...
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And in the toilets, Neil had
a very big problemo with his cock. | And in the toilets, Neil had
a very big problemo with his cock.
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"...so he could fully release
his big, throbbing cock into Natasha's
womanly creases." | "...so he could fully release
his big, throbbing cock into Natasha's
womanly creases."
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[laughter] My cock is so big, they're gonna have to
reconfigure this stage. | [laughter] My cock is so big, they're gonna have to
reconfigure this stage.
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Indeed I is, my old cock, and long may your big jib draw! | Indeed I is, my old cock, and long may your big jib draw!
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Was he big enough for ya? You sure do like your cock,
don't you? | Was he big enough for ya? You sure do like your cock,
don't you?
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I'm saying "big, fat load of cum"
and "horse cock" and you're getting mad. | I'm saying "big, fat load of cum"
and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.
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Your fucking buddy last night
went and drew a big-ass cock on Adam's car. | Your fucking buddy last night
went and drew a big-ass cock on Adam's car.
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Bro, so, big Dwayne "The Cock"
Johnson might have got beat, but we didnae, pal. | Bro, so, big Dwayne "The Cock"
Johnson might have got beat, but we didnae, pal.
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Dwayne:
Sometimes faith pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in the face. | Sometimes fate pulls out its big old cock and slaps you right in the face
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Hey yo, cock-a-doodle-doo,
animal kingdom! It's the big day! Where do we go again? | Hey yo, cock-a-doodle-doo,
animal kingdom! It's the big day! Where do we go again?
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Marie d'Agoult: Your big ambition was to stick your working class cock up a piece of high class crumpet. | Your big ambition was to stick your working class cock up a piece of high class crumpet
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Deep Throat is a big-ass hit movie,
and the lady sucks a cock in every scene. | Deep Throat is a big-ass hit movie,
and the lady sucks a cock in every scene.
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Ronnie:
Don't you get it? I'm finally onto something that's big. Huge.
Stathis Borans:
Yeah? What? His cock?
Ronnie:
Crude, Stathis. Very crude. | Don't you get it I am finally onto something big Hu...
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"...waiting for Patrick O'Hamlin
to drain himself..." Stop saying,
"To drain himself." "...so he could release his
big, throbbing cock into..." Into the wild. | "...waiting for Patrick O'Hamlin
to dra...
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[laughter] I'll be returning next year
with my new show, Lew Black and his
Big Magical Cock, You're gonna want to
see that. | [laughter] I'll be returning next year
with my new show, Lew Black and ...
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[Lotus] Yeah, these white women
want to, like, go crazy on a big Black cock
specifically, because "dick"
is more of a ...
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Eugene:
I'm not sitting in the back.
Zia:
Why not?
Eugene:
'Cause everybody knows guy in the back seat doesn't have a cock.
Zia:
What?
Eugene:
That's a fact. If the guy in the backseat had a cock,...
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Guy on Street:
Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
Hank Evans:
Well I guess he likes the cock after all. | Hey big guy Did you hear the news My son Billy ...
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Father Ritley:
Marym Katherine, what was that horrible thing you said to Sister Eileen?
Mary Katherine Gallagher:
I told her to move her big white butt or I would cold cock her honky ass | Miss Galla...
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Adina:
[noticing a sticky substance on the seat of his skirt]
Ah. That's weird.
"Roberta":
What the hell is on your skirt, man?
Adina:
Uh... gum, or something.
"Roberta":
Oh yeah, what flavor was i...
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We wanted to do
a ballet which was just like where George was the Devil, and he also had this big,
long cock which was like his tail. |
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* Everybody hurts * "It's so hard being famous." * Shining, happy people * * Knocking beans on the fucking table * * With my big old cock of doom
l'm swinging * It was the weirdest argument
l've ever ...
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Big Bill Dust: [to Batman] You're the galumph who's been making a nuisance of yourself all over Gotham, ain't ya? Well, now you're in Big Bill Dust's territory, interfering with my amiable Cock...
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Ronnie:
Don't you get it? I am finally onto something that's big. Huge.
Stathis Borans:
What? His cock?
Ronnie:
Crude Stathis. Even for you. |
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Marion:
It's not your dick that's too big for French condoms. It's your ego that's too big for French condoms. And... and Italian, too. | Let me break the news to you It's not your cock that's too big...
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Most nights, you watch
straight sex pornography. But I also have girl on girl,
big fat butts and CBT, or "Cock and Ball Torture." Okay, can you stop talking about porno while I'm trying to eat
my tiny...
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Cock. My steering has just locked up. I'm not sure that's a good idea,
James, is it? Blocking the Army? 'The problem was a big one.
The front axle had broken.' There's only one thing I can think
to pl...
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[first lines]
Kat:
Big Al has a huge cock. | Big Al was a great fuck
Scene Description:
a person with brown hair and a black jacket is walking down a street.
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Restaraunt Chef:
[Larry hires a chef who has Tourette's Syndrome]
Fuckhead shitface cocksucker asshole son of a bitch!
[the restaurant suddenly turns silent]
Larry David:
[Remembering seeing some hi...
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Hap Jackson: I am so sorry about that.
Lucy Murray: Don't worry, it's no big deal. It's not like I saw your cock or anything. | I am so sorry about that Don't worry It's no big deal It's not like I sa...
Scene Description:
a man and a woman stand in front of a fireplace that has a fire in it.
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Frankie:
Two beers please, and I don't suppose there's a chance you'll suck my cock?
Lady at bar:
No, there isn't a chance. My old man's over there, and he's a big cunt. | Two beers please I suppose ...