BIG DICK
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Big Dick Blaque:
[introducing himself during the audition]
I'm Big Dick Blaque.
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Don't ever underestimate Big Dick Buster.
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Gabriella, does he have Big Dick Energy?
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Rue. This is
an objectively big dick .
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Rue. This is
an objectively big dick .
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- " Big Dick , Little Wallet." - [laughs]
- As his contact.
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I am Oberon -- big dick -- King of the Fairies!
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This is what I'm used to... big dick energy.
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But I did hear he had a big dick though.
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Unless you have a big dick , and I don't, right?
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No, that’s a bi big dick All black
people have big dicks.
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Nothing better than a nice big dick up inside my butt.
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absolutely massive # # I've got a big dick #
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Like, get a big old-- we'll give you a big dick , bro.
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What, you don't, you got your big dick jeans on today, Grecco?
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But I've gotta be honest.
I don't have a very big dick .
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Remember when you were 14?
You had big dick at 14, remember?
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have a really big dick and
fucked every girl in your grade.
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She thinks
she's the big dick solving some kind of
great whatsit.
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[audience laughing] You're always saying stuff like, "She needs a big dick !"
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Dirk:
I wanna fuck. It's my fucking big dick . Who wants to fuck?
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- You like that big dick inside of you.
- [mumbles] You fucking little slut.
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[Jim] Christy Martin is ready to come in
with a big dick on.
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I'm telling him he's got to get - that big dick energy.
- (scoffs) Bug.
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I clicked on this 'cause it says,
'Lexi sucks big dick ' or whatever.
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Willy Wankerspeare
and Big Dick Burbage, the two new cocks
of the London stage!
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- Ma, don't start talking about that stupid stuff.
- But he is Big Dick Bill.
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Man, you just gotta be
a rugged bush Native like that big dick buckskin guy. | Man, you just gotta be
a rugged bush Native like that big dick buckskin guy....
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His name is Miguel, and, no, because
you scared him off with your big dick .
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If you can stop being such a big
dick, come up before I fall asleep. | If you can stop being such a big
dick, come up before I fall asleep.
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"That's the reason why you came to me, "'cause you wanted that big dick , bitch.
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You're a big dick . So, leave. Did you learn this
shit in the cult, bro?
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"I did. He got big dick swag." And so now, I start
getting the phone calls.
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I was piss...
Because, for me it was Small Dick Energy.
It wasn't Big Dick Energy.
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- My cousin trippin' if she
loses this over a big dick Big dicks don't pay bills.
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Now, you ready
to hit the rope or are we gonna play big dick bigger dick?
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And if we want a big dick ,
we're blamed for it. It's always like, "Oh, you need a big dick?
Why, for your giant pussy You're such a size queen." And it's like, why can't we choose who gets
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"Ahh!" I go, "What's wrong?" She goes, "You just dropped
a big dick on the room, Dad!"
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I hope you weren't counting
on that trophy or a big Dick Duncan commission, because guess what?
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No, none of these look like
a big dick shaped thing with flames coming
out of them.
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I got in my own way, and now I don't have a doctor
or a big dick .
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I didn't even get to enjoy
my big dick summer, or whatever the fuck it was called.
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You don't think he's already
seen you spend up big on that big-dick-swinging
ute of yours? | You don't think he's already
seen you spend up big on that big-dick-swinging
ute of yours?
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And as for the Gardai,
I'll just swing
my big dick around and they'll do
as they're told.
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And yet, men still say, "She needs a big dick !" No, she needs you to text her back.
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Okay not like,
"naked" you homo, I mean like um, draw me and
just give me a big dick .
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Peacocking -- it's like, you
know, like a big-dick contest by being, like,
ultra competitive and, like, really loud. | Peacocking -- it's like, you
know, like a big-dick contest by being, like,
ultra ...
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If you're going to
give me a strap-on, give me a big dick I can be proud of!
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Hence, the nickname " Big Dick ." And he's always wanted to have a hotel
halfway between Toronto and Niagara Falls.
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The guy who drops
300K on a car just to show the world
what a big dick he has.
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Girls tell me I've got
a big dick all the time but I know exactly
how average it is.
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Oh. Well, oftentimes a big dick just
glides right past it, whereas a smaller dick, will hit it.
- Hits what?
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- EVA: Alright, no.
- RED: Doug 'The Thug' Glatt. Doug with that big dick .
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But mainly,
majority of my clients, they call about big dick girls. If you in the workin...
if you're a trans girl, you know that
the clients like big dicks, and if you don't got a big dick, you won't make no money
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- I'm so sorry.
- Well, I'm sorry, too. I'd hit you with my big dick . - Hmm. I can't wait.
- Good.
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Beaver dice!
Crap Game Player #5: Big dick !
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[exhales softly] Yeah, you gotta keep that shit tight or you're gonna need
a big dick for the rest of your life.
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Nellie LaRoy:
Listen up, all you big dick mister men! Who wants to see me fight a fucking snake?
Jack Conrad:
Fuck yeah!
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840! 840![WOMEN AGREEING] Oh, Jesus, you know
if he got good credit, Lord, I know you sending him
with a big dick .
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And I'm sure-- I'm sure there's some women
in here whose preference is a big dick , and that's fine, to each their own.
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Dorian Lagatos:
You... you know about fair, Nick? Well, why don't you, favorite son, quarterback king with a big dick to boot, tell me about fair?
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So, hopefully one day, I'll be able to direct and produce films and find another big dick kid like me and change his life, man.
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50,000? Okay." [Cash register dings] So that made the myth of the black dude with the big dick in white society, it made it real.
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"These are my sons, Big Dick Legend and Ralph." "I love them equally." [Normand laughs] All right, let's change gears.
How about that Taylor Swift, huh?