BIG SHORTS
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Js were always 1,000% up. Cross Colours, it was still
coming out of the prep stage. So you'd be like Tritons
and tennis sweaters, big shorts and Benetton bags.
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I've now taken a huge short position
in Wirecard, which is probably known to them. They're going to see
who the big shorts are. So they now know Nick Gold
is a massive short seller.
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As the housing-markets and bankscontinued to hemorrhage, only one of the big shorts refused to sell. Mark Baum
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OWEN, YOU'RE NEXT. WOODEN SHORTS? BIG DEAL. | OWEN, YOU'RE NEXT. WOODEN SHORTS? BIG DEAL.
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This dude had long
Adidas socks on, gym shorts and a big
Iron Man T-shirt. | This dude had long
Adidas socks on, gym shorts and a big
Iron Man T-shirt.
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Raoul Duke:
You scurvy shiester bastard. I'm a doctor of journalism man! Get in there and clean your shorts! Clean your shorts goddammit like a big boy! | You scurvy shyster bastard I'm a Doctor of Jo...
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JEFF: Like my butt
was so big, that, like, I had elastic
basketball shorts, and I couldn't pull
them up over my butt. | JEFF: Like my butt
was so big, that, like, I had elastic
basketball shorts, and ...
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Elder:
Now, Crysta, aren't you a little old to believe in human tales?
Batty Koda:
Human tails? Humans don't have tails. They have big, big bottoms that they wear with bad shorts. They walk around go...
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Anne Obree:
[Graeme is stretching]
No you're bum does not look big in those cycling shorts | No Graeme your bum does not look big in those
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I need help. I got mugged. - Do you speak English?
- Yeah. I got robbed. Mugged. Big guys.
Canadian, I don't know. - Please sit down.
- All wearing rugby shirts and shorts. | I need help. I got mugged...
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You're going to lose everything.
You're going up
against the big guys." And then, since then,
the buyers have hit
the stock message boards and urged a gang tackle
of the shorts. | You're going to lose...
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Shorts: Don't go near those guys
[points to a group of men, one of whom is consulting a book]
Shorts: They're scientologists.
Big Stan: They don't look so tough.
Shorts: Yeah, they'll talk your ear of...
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I just will forever have
that mental image of Joan on her BMX bike
with camo cutoff shorts and big black sunglasses
just riding around hanging out with everyone. CARIANNE: You could just see
she was h...
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Boxer Shorts Man:
Hello? County Animal Patrol? You're not gonna believe this! Yes it was! It was a gorilla a big one! Did you guys see it? | Hello County animal control You're not gonna believe this H...
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Danielle Wilde:
What else do you have in here?
[pulls down Chad's zipper and reaches down his shorts]
Danielle Wilde:
Silk underwear...
Chad Wagner:
Keep going.
Danielle Wilde:
More surprises?
Ch...
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[repeated line]
Berta:
[whenever she sees a big mess being made]
I ain't cleaning that up! | I ain't cleaning that up
Scene Description:
a man with his hand on his face stands in front of broken glass.
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So did you recover
from your mission?
Hmm! Almost, almost.
I still got a little sand
in my shorts. Mr. James, I'm sorry.
I don't know how
to tell you this, but I'm not gonna be
able to keep quiet
abou...
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I got off the bed, so I
could put my shorts back on, and then I saw that
there was this big, like, lock thing on the door, and I
knew it was gonna make a bunch of noise, so I just opened
it as quick a...
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Then I started to take my shorts off, and then I felt really naked
so I poked 'em, pulled 'em back up on. My eyes were closed. But there was like this big eye somewhere
off in space staring at me, you...
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Colonel James:
I'm looking forward to seeing you in action. Jack says you've got a great big cock.
Eddie Adams:
Well, I don't know, I guess so.
Colonel James:
May I see it?
Eddie Adams:
Really?
Co...
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Ida:
[everyone sees a woman with a big booty in little shorts]
See now if a plane crashed, we could eat for days. | See now if a plane crash we could eat for days
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a woman in an orange tank top is standing in front of a white chair.
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Ah! Huh? Surrender, varmint? I suppose you have left me no options. Except this one. -Oh! | Ah! Huh? Surrender, varmint? I suppose you have left me no options. Except this one. -Oh!
Scene Description:
a cartoon character that has a thumb up on it.
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GERVASE:
Next up, out of Green Bay, weighing in at 2...
excuse me, he lost 20 pounds. 180. Big country
...
Scene Description:
a piece of paper with the words penguins slingshots on it.
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Melvin Johnson: Shucks, we're going to be here all night, we might as well get something to eat, cause I'm hungry.
Matthew Johnson: There's a restaurant right over there.
Melvin Johnson: Ah, big broth...
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Big right hand, and Berbick's
in trouble again. Right to the body. Uppercut. Left hook. Berbick goes down! This one's going
to be over, I believe. | Big right hand, and Berbick's
in trouble again. Rig...
Scene Description:
two boxers in a boxing ring with a crowd behind them.
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I was sitting in my dressing-room
and then this weird bloke with very long hair down to here,
a vest and Bermuda shorts walked into my dressing-room
and looked at me and went, "Hiya," and it was Tommy...
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Arlo:
How old are you?
Reenie:
[Sniffing, takin off her shorts and shirt]
Seventeen.
Arlo:
Seventeen?
Reenie:
Fifteen.
Arlo:
Fifteen going on fourteen.
Reenie:
Okay!
Arlo:
What do you want? Jesu...
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Everyone think we should go look
for the treasure in the boat? Yeah, l'd love to
find the treasure. If it's got good, good,
goodies in it like booze,
a big bottle of rum. After winning
the first rewar...
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a girl is eating food from a plate with a woman behind her.
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I... what the fuck is that? Uh, a bully kicked my ass, and stole my shorts, so... What would you like meto do about it? Kick his ass for you? I mean, if you want to. Bubbale... Like my father taught...
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Burton, come on over. Well, it wouldn't be
much of a memory if you had
to do it alone.
Yep. It...
Scene Description:
a man with a shirt that says " the shirt " on it.
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Sheldon 'Shelly' Marcone:
Football is a dyin' beast, Joe. No heroes left. Not anymore. Since ol' Sonny Werblin paid four hundred thousand dollars to Joe Namath in '66, the son of a bitches have just g...
Scene Description:
a man is in the water with a blue item in his hand.
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Jim Dodge:
I look at my high school yearbook, and I don't see four fabulous years. Actually, what I'm reminded of, is what it feels like to have my underwear yanked up my ass by some big football play...
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Television Reporter:
Is there a specific instance in an airplane emergency when you can recall fear?
Jim Lovell:
Uh well, I'll tell ya, I remember this one time - I'm in a Banshee at night in combat ...
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How you doing, lads? You knowwhat I expect of you both. We talked about itin the locker rooms. I want you to protect yourselves and obey my commands at all times. No low blows, no silly business. Keep...
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Cal:
You're gay now?
David:
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal:
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations t...
Scene Description:
two people playing a video game that says shotakka on it.
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[first lines]
Young Woman:
So tell me. How was Hawaii?
Tan Friend:
It was unbelievable.
Young Woman:
Oh yeah? What happened?
Tan Friend:
I met this guy.
Red Head:
[on the phone]
It was the best w...
Scene Description:
a man is driving a black truck with the door open.
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Ah! Oh! Guys, guys! You know how we pushed
that big, heavy Scorpion down that hill? Uh, yes. My back is still aching from it. We're gonna push it back up there. What? Why would we do that? I have an i...
Scene Description:
a painting of a tropical landscape with palm trees and a red flag.
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Young Kevin:
Hey Danny! You see that water tower. One day our names will be up there in bold letters, The O'Shea Brothers! We're going to own this town, you and me buddy. | Hey Danny see that water to...
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children playing in front of a flag pole with the american flag on it.
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Harvey Bilchik:
[lounging in his pool, answering his phone]
Yo, Big Louie! What's up?
Big Louie:
Bad news, Mr. Bilchik. None of your horses came in.
[He attaches a large steel cleaver to his wrist, ...
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a man wearing a white hat and sunglasses is floating in a pool with a white sailboat in the water.
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Hogarth Hughes:
Hey, Dean! Watch this!
Dean McCoppin:
All right, we're watching.
Hogarth Hughes:
This one's for professionals only! Banzai!
[dives into lake, starts shivering]
Hogarth Hughes:
Come...
Scene Description:
a cartoon drawing of a boy with no shirt on.
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Mariner:
What are the markings on her back?
Helen:
Some say it's the way to dry land.
Mariner:
Dry land is a myth.
Helen:
No, you said it yourself, that you've seen it.
Mariner:
You're a fool to b...
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a man and a boy are working on a boat.
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Bob Crane:
I'm a normal, red-blooded American man. I like to look at naked women. I love breasts, any kind. I love 'em! Boobs, bazooms, balloons, bags, bazongas. The bigger, the better. Nipples like u...
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a man is smiling in a dark room.
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Another five minutes
have elapsed. Shawn, Ryno, let go now. This is it,
down to the big men. Remember, guys, we're going to
make this harder as we go along. Michelle does not look
comfortable right no...
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a woman is tied to a pole with a rope tied around her.
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Bum:
[recognizing R.J. Fletcher]
Hey, I know you! You're the guy that gave me that double-die Denver mint penny! Oh, thanks a lot, Mister! That thing was worth a fortune! When I cashed it in, I had en...
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a man wearing a shirt with the letter c on it
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[opening lines]
Henry Gamble:
How big is yours?
Gabe:
Soft or hard?
Henry Gamble:
Hard.
Gabe:
I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in... like, seventh grade, so...
Scene Description:
a girl in a bikini is sitting in a pool next to a girl in a bikini.
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[meeting with producer mogul Jon Peters for the first time]
Kevin:
He goes, "It's pending approval of the producer." I said, "Who's the producer?" They said, "Jon Peters. Meet with him." Jon Peters, ...
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Maude Lebowski:
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude:
Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski:
In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strong...
Scene Description:
a man with a beard stands in front of a motorcycle.
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Dr. Gonzo:
[throwing objects at Duke]
HOLY SHIT!
Raoul Duke:
[grabs megaphone and Mace can]
Mace! Mace, man! You want this?
Dr. Gonzo:
You'd do that, wouldn't you?
Raoul Duke:
Well, why not?
Dr. G...
Scene Description:
a man is driving a car with a sign that says " i love you ".
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Teddy:
[Teddy walks in with Ling]
Hey everybody!
Moe:
Oh, hey Teddy!
Larry:
Hi, Teddy!
Mother Superior:
Gather round, everyone! I have an announcement to make. Teddy and his fianceé, Ling, have jus...
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Lefou:
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumps/Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston/Even when taking your lumps/There's no man in town that's as admired as you/You're ...
Scene Description:
a cartoon of men sitting around a table with mugs of beer.
