BUT IN REAL LIFE LOVE IS

but in real life love is just an all purpose excuse for selfish behavior You can lie and cheat and hurt people and it's all okay because you're in love

Jesse: If you want love, then this is it. This is real life . It's not perfect but it's real.

Paulie: There are things in life you put off, because you think you're gonna do them later. But the real thing Ivy taught me is you gotta live like there may not be a later.

Sarah: I think it's easier to love somebody than to live with them. Love is fantasy - living is work.
Alan Dershowitz: I'll say. And *those* people don't like to work.
Sarah: But if you don't do the...

Maya: I loved being with him. I would have done anything just to be with him.
Teacher of the Kama Sutra: What kind of love are you talking about? Real love? If you're looking for real love, you've ch...

Pastor Hunt: I have heard many people say, who have lost a loved one, that in some ways it is like learning to live with an amputation. You do heal, but you are never the same.

Megan: Up until today you believed there was a line between myth and reality. Maybe a very fine line sometimes but at least there was a line. Those things out there are REAL. If they're real, what els...

real life

Bridget Drake: There's no use trying to fool yourself. The only real unhappiness in life is losing a man. Of course, if he dies, well that's a different matter. If you lose him that way, well, you kno...

Lara Jean: So, love and dating? I love to read about it, and it's fun to write about and to think about in my head, but when it's real...
Peter: What, it's scary?
Lara Jean: Yeah.
Peter: Why? Why i...

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Sarah: [voiceover]
If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

[while tripping on mushrooms]

Ben Stone: [sadly]
I shoulda read the baby books.
Pete: Why didn't you read the baby books?
Ben Stone: 'Cause then it's real, you know?
Pete: Dude, it's real whether ...

Sen. Jay Billington Bulworth: We've got people in this country that can't even buy a meal! Ask a brother who's been downsized if he's gettin' any deal. Or a white boy bustin' ass till they put him in ...

Jesse: All right, I put up with plenty of your shit. And if you think I'm just some dog who's gonna keep coming back, then you're wrong. But if you want true love, then this is it. This is real life

Linus Larrabee: Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities.
Sabrina: I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live, Linus?

Finlay: When we surrendered, the Japs said we weren't men. Real men would... would kill themselves, would die of shame. But we said no. We'll live - for revenge. But we didn't, no. We don't live. We'r...

[first lines]

Scat: Marketing 101: if you live in any major city, you see 800 ads a day. In most of them, models are going to be looking at you like they want to fuck you. You're so used to this that...

[as the Tsar considers abdication]

Tsar Nicholas II: Tell me, Doctor Fedorov. If my son, as the future Tsar, were left behind, to be educated, while I and my family went abroad, how long would he be ...

See? He loves me.
Eddie: Yeah, the girl I used to make movies with. But that's not the real you. That's you pretending to be real, which you're really good at. So when I'm with you in real life

Ella: I've spent my whole life tuning in on other people's lives. Playing all sorts of imaginary characters. It became even more real to me than I was. Jeff. he fell in love with one of 'em. Not with ...

Cruella de Vil: So, this is a confusing day. My nemesis is my real mother, and she killed my other mother. I guess you were always scared, weren't you, that I'd be a psycho like my real mum? Hmm? That...

Belize: Real love isn't ambivalent. I'd swear that's a line from my favorite best-selling paperback novel, "In Love with the Night Mysterious", except I don't think you've ever read it. Well, you ough...

George Emerson: He's the sort who can't know anyone intimately, least of all a woman. He doesn't know what a woman is. He wants you for a possession, something to look at, like a painting or an ivory ...

Peter Bretter: I love Hawaii.
Sarah Marshall: Yeah, it's nice, but I think for like a week, tops. Any more than that and I know that I'd go crazy, because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape for...

Lara Jean: Life is beautiful, and messy, and never goes according to plan. I do know that love, real love, is choosing each other through all of it, every single day. Beginning and middle and end.

[resuming wedding footage]

Prince Rainier: That's a fantasy. That's a fairytale, Grace, it's not real life

Drew Stephens: Sweetheart, it's like you're two people. I'm in love with one of them. But the other one is just...
Karen Silkwood: A real pain in the ass.

Mario: She loves your brother. Robert is her man. The first real one, I think. But when they make love, they make it like gays and Lysiane despises gays.

Brick Pollitt: I'm ashamed, Big Daddy. That's why I'm a drunk. When I'm drunk, I can stand myself.
Harvey 'Big Daddy' Pollitt: But it's always there in the mornin', ain't it? The truth and it's here ...

Yeah, I'm looking forward
to it, like, honestly. I'm trying to come
out of my shell for him, but Barranquilla
is a conservative city, and homosexuality
is not accepted completely. So, today,
we are go...

real life I hate them

Yvette: Jody, I know you love me. I also know you fuck other girls. I don't like it, but I know you. So just be real with me. Man, you gone be honest or what?
Jody: If you can take it. You're startin...

Joe: If there was only bad people doing bad things, it'd be easy to get rid of them. But the real truth is, good and bad live in everybody's heart. And it's going to be up to you to make the right cho...

Judah Rosenthal: [to Ben - on screen as Judah's conscience]
Jack lives in the real world. You live in the kingdom of heaven. I'd managed to keep free of that real world but suddenly it's found me.

Harvey Shine: What?
Kate Walker: Well, it's not, you know, real life .
Harvey Shine: It is.
Kate Walker: No, it isn't, Harvey.

Lestat: There's nothing in the world now that doesn't hold some sort of...
Louis: Fascination.
Lestat: Yes. I'm bored of this prattle.
Louis: But if we can live without taking human life? It's poss...

Kelli O'Hara: I grew up in Oklahoma. I wasn't singing on big stages, I was singing in people's living rooms. So, I knew that being at the Cafe Carlyle was going to feel like this small, intimate space...

real life

Magnolia: Oh! Oh, no. But, I'd give anything if I could be.
Gaylord Ravenal: Why?
Magnolia: Because - you can make believe so many wonderful things that never happen in real life .

Capt. Neal Patterson: We may not have a chance to talk later. We may not even live through the day. But, I just want to say, while I have the chance: I love you.
Talleah: Loff - I've almost forgotten...

Claire Cleary: What is true love?
John Beckwith: True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.
Claire Cleary: It's a little cheesy but I like it.
John Beckwith: I read it on ...

David Merrill: I might not be the best citizen in this country, but I was raised to stand up for what I believe in, and I'm going to raise my son in the same way, and as hard as that is sometimes, I'm...

Sandy Hubbard: If you loved someone and they did something bad, something real bad, would you keep it a secret?
Tom Stewart: Well friends usually try to help one another.
Sandy Hubbard: What if it's...

Mark Lamphere: You were living that fight. You soaked it all in - love, hate, the passion. You've been starved for feelings - any real feelings. I thought: 20th Century Sleeping Beauty. Wealthy Americ...

Young Woman: Everything wants to live, Jake. Viruses are just one more example of everything. Even fake, crappy movie ideas want to live. Like, they grow in your brain, replacing real ideas. That's wh...

Isaacman: [Closing statement in the Cincinnati Court]
I can exercise my right and not buy Hustler Magazine I like that I have that right I care about it and you should care about it too because we liv...

Richard Swersey: When me and Pam were first in love, we hated to be apart even for an hour.
Andrew: Oh yeah, I had something like that once. A real fuck-athon.
Richard Swersey: No, we just slept. We...

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Harry Mitchell: Most people live life on the path we set for them, too afraid to explore any other. But once in a while people like you come along who knock down all the obstacles we put...

real life sexual situations and see how it reacts Like real sick demented shit You'd love it

The General: For one hour, he is not to be molested. Attend his comfort. Indulge your senses. Feel life. Eat, smoke, dream, make love. If he wishes privacy with her, permit. Look. The essence of pleas...

Josh Lin: But then the insecurities creep in, and you start with just a slight exaggeration. Still you, just a shinier version. But... you like it. So you tweak it just a little more, until the real y...

Diana: [Narrating]
We met in the high school, David was a senior and I was a freshman. On Wednesdays after glee club he would drive me and my best friend home from school. I used to watch him in the r...

Henri Verdoux: [quizzing The Girl on her marriage]
Tell me about him.
The Girl: That's a long story. He was wounded in the war. A hopeless invalid.
Henri Verdoux: An invalid?
The Girl: That's why I...

Amy: Do you know what love really is, Tom? Love is a one way street, going from you out. And you give it because it makes you feel good to give it. Because when you give it, it makes you strong. And t...

Clem Watkins: Are you still in love with him?
Linda Kasabian: Some of the things he said were true. But he is real good at taking the truth and making a lie out of it.

Calvin Candie: Why would they go through all that trouble for a nigger with a chewed up back, ain't worth three hundred dollars?
Stephen: They're doin' it cause that nigger Django's in love with Hild...

Professor Levy: We must always remember, that we, when we are born, we need a great deal of love, in order to persuade us to stay in life. Once we get that love, it usually last. But, the universe is ...

Sam: I feel I'm in a real family now. Not like yours, but similar to one.
Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think your lives are more special.
Sam: I love ...

Sgt. Ladd: This is exactly like practice, except this is a real live grenade. You will do exactly as you have been trained.
Bones: Yes, Drill Seargent!
Sgt. Ladd: When I give the command to execute,...

Mary Carillo: What do you attribute this remarkable run to?
Peter Colt: Well, I had a bit of luck against Tom Cavendish in the quarters, and I played a more focused game, passionate game... But I sup...

Alan Isaacman: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard a lot today, and I'm not gonna go back over it, but you have to go into that room and make some decisions. But before you do, there's so...

Gary: This? This is the source of all my problems?
June: Yeah. But sounds like you had a pretty sweet night last night.
Gary: Yeah, over and over and over again, like I'm in some sort of fucked-up p...

John: Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but in the real world... where I live... there're only two kinds of love stories. Boy loses girl and girl loses boy. That's all there is. Somebody always gets l...

Armand: I'll bring this little book as a birthday present. Have you read it?
Marguerite: I never read anything. What is it?
Armand: Manon Lescaut
Marguerite: Who was she?
Armand: A beautiful girl ...

Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245...

Susan Buffett: To me the crux of it is, that it wasn't the money itself. You can see that in the way he lives. I mean, he doesn't buy huge paintings or build big houses or anything like that. It's all...

Anita Bryant: I read something interesting. Margaret Thatcher, she says ''Cheer up, America." She says "You live in a great country, you're a free country, you have a great President, and not everythi...

Penny: Do you want me around or not? Do you even like me?
Chuck Barris: Of course I like you! Penny...
Penny: How much?
Chuck Barris: What?
Penny: I need to know how much you like me.
Chuck Barri...

Ronnie Bowers: I'll never forget tonight.
Virginia: [disguised as Mona Marshall]
Why?
Ronnie Bowers: Oh, it's my first night in Hollywood, being with you, especially, being with you. It just doesn't...