DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE

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But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest,I've always wanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it. Deadpool and Wolverine just fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos… the residuals? "G'day, mate. "There's nothing that'llbring me back to life faster… "than a big bag of Marvel cash." Me too, Hugh. But, no. No

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Elliot Chipman: Holy shit. That's Deadpool.
Kevin Chipman: And that's Wolverine.
Deadpool: You're damn straight it is. Fox killed him. Disney brought him back. They're gonna make him do this till he's 90.

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Mr. Paradox: I don't understand. How are you two still alive?
Deadpool: You were right. One of us would have been killed. But you put a Deadpool and a Wolverine together, make 'em hold hands while listening to Madonna? Indestructible, motherfucker.

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Wolverine: [pins Deadpool with his claws and raises his body up high in the air] Where the hell are we?
Deadpool: I don't know. Looks kind of Mad Maxy, but that would be IP infringement, right?
Wolverine: Fucking jokes.

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Wolverine: [sees Chris Evans] Dear God, it's him.
Wolverine: Who?
Deadpool: The one. The superhero equivalent to comfort food, or molly. A white guy's answer to all the disappointments in another A-Li...

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Wolverine: You lied!
Deadpool: No, I made an educated wish! Because I need you!
[holds up the photo of him and his friends]
Deadpool: This. This is why. Right here. Because if we don't do something, they die. I don't know anything about saving worlds, and why would I even care? Because my entire world is righ

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Deadpool: Wait, hold on. What?
Peter: [hurrying in] Nope. Actually, this one's homegrown, like me. He belongs here.
B-15: And you are?
Peter: Peterpool. But you can call me Peter. And I hope that you do.

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Deadpool: Fuck, this is gonna hurt.
[Looks down at his guns, then looks over and sees two magazines of ammunition lying nearby]
Deadpool: Alright! Fuck it! Let's give the people what they came for.
Wolverine: Let's fucking go!

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Deadpool: One anchor being coming right up! On your left, baby girl! This Logan has the same he-can-do-anything-even-musicals look. And bonus, he's actually wearing a costume like he's not embarrassed to be in a superhero movie for once.
Mr. Paradox: I don't understand.
Deadpool: You said my universe is dying because this sack of nut

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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine, you piece of shit. Mm. Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right. Put your greasy tits away,you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still alive? You were right.One of us wo

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Deadpool:
[on X-Men Wolverine]
I've got no problems with Hugh. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. True legend. But the movie, that was a career low for me. | I got it Weas Thanks Oh And uh th...

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ead. Sure, it made for a perfect ending to a very sad story. But that's not how regenerative healing factors work. You think I wanna be out here in beautiful downtown North Dakota, digging up the one and only Wolverine? No, thank you. But the fate of my entire world is at stake. He may not be living his best life, but he sure as hell ain't dead.
[reaching Logan's casket]
Deadpool: Bingo. Yahtzee. Yes

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And as I saidwe've got a standard three-year… bumper to bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team,so I'll see he gets half the commission… That feels like

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Deadpool: I wanted to be something, you know. I... Shit, I wanted to be an Avenger.
Logan: Fuck the Avengers.
Deadpool: Yeah. I didn't make the cut, though. Same with the X-Men. And my girlfriend left me, and I just...
Logan: You had a girlfriend?
Deadpool: Yeah. Vanessa. When we met, she was a dancer. We had a whole life. It was good. But, oh, boy, I just...

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Deadpool: [beating Nicepool's lifeless body] God damnit! I don't think he's gonna make it. But he died a hero.
Wolverine: He died from murder, you dumb fuck!
Deadpool: And all I have to remember him by are these two gold plated 50 Caliber Desert Eagle Pistoleros.

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Deadpool:
I should've come and found you sooner, but the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Vanessa Carlysle:
You mean this mask?

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Deadpool: You know, from behind you look a little bit like Henry...
[looks at a Wolverine variant]
Deadpool: OH, MY FUCK! The Cavillrine. The legends are true. And may I say sir, on behalf of all of humanity, this just feels right! We'll treat you so much better than those shitfucks down the street!
The Cavillrine: You were just leavin'.
Deadpool: No, sir. Not

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Deadpool:
Fuck Wolverine. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. What a dick. Well, guess what, Wolvie? I'm dying in this one, too.

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an orange and yellow image of a fire with pills on it.

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ve been able to save your universes, but you can avenge them. It's what Johnny would have wanted.
Elektra: Wait. You knew Johnny?
Logan: [chuckling] Oh, yeah. Dickhead here talked him into a team-up, and Johnny came down with a little case of the deads.
Deadpool: No, no, no, no. We don't know that. It was just a flesh wound. He may have survived.
Logan: If he survived that, he is praying for death.

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And as I said,we've got a standard three-year bumper to bumper warranty. Glad you gave us a second chance. And don't worry. Wade and I are a team, so I'll see he gets half the commission-- Whoa. That fee

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But it's good to see ya. I gotta be honest, I've alwayswanted to ride with you, Log. You and me getting into it. Deadpool and Wolverinejust fuckin' shit up. Can you imagine the fun, the chaos... the residuals? "G'day, mate. "There's nothing that'llbring me back to life faster "than a big bag

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Wolverine: You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot '

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Found your new Anchor Being. And we're doing just fine,you piece of shit. - Mm.- Mm-hmm. Fine indeed. All right.Put your greasy tits away, you preening slut. I don't understand. How are you two still alive? You were right.One of us

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Mr. Paradox: The Ripper is fed from a secure chamber below ground. It is powered by twin matter and anti-matter feeds converging inside the device. Now, Cassandra Nova is redirecting the Ripper's power to eliminate all timelines, starting with this one. Theoretically, you could stop her by short-ci

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More than I'd like.
Jackson:
Than you know the drill. I'mma count to three... and you're gonna start walking away.
Will Munson:
I got rights to this water.

Scene Description:
two men stand in a field with one wearing a hat and the other wearing a cowboy hat.

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Wolverine:You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you. Or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life, and that says a lot '