HELLO MOTHERFUCKER
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[TWITTER NOTIFICATION CHIMES] [SNAPS FINGERS] Hello!Motherfucker, if you don't get
your hand up out my face... | [TWITTER NOTIFICATION CHIMES] [SNAPS FINGERS] Hello!Motherfucker, if you don't get
your...
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Hello, motherfucker. We put out some fires
last night or what? I, uh-- I drove here? You don't remember
meeting me at Lux? No. | Hello, motherfucker. We put out some fires
last night or what? I, uh-- ...
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Ordell Robbie:
[Speaking on the phone to Mr. Walker in Mexico]
Come on man! If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't HAVE that motherfuckin' boat!
Ordell Robbie:
[Listening to Mr. Walker's response]
Oh, yea...
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Uh, hello? Radha? Hello? This motherfucker. | Uh, hello? Radha? Hello? This motherfucker.
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Where the fuck did this motherfucker go? Son of a bitch. Hello? | Where the fuck did this motherfucker go? Son of a bitch. Hello?
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Gonerrhia:
Oh, hello Dave Chappelle. Haven't seen you in a while.
Dave Chappelle:
...Sick motherfucker... | Oh hello Dave Chappelle haven't seen you for a while What's it been two months Dirty mother...
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Ordell Robbie:
Now that there is the TEC-9, a little cheap ass spray gun made out of South Miami. They retail for 380, I get 'em for 2, sell 'em for 8. They advertised this TEC-9 as the most popular g...
Scene Description:
a close up of a person's face with the word " dj " on it.
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Going to hell in
smoke, motherfucker. Say hello to God. Got ya. I'm out! I got you! Go! | Going to hell in
smoke, motherfucker. Say hello to God. Got ya. I'm out! I got you! Go!
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I drank. I vomited. It's not kicking in. It's not kicking in. Hola! SeƱor! Mescalito! Hello! Oh! Ah! Oh, fuck! Goddamn it! Motherfucker!
God... [groaning]
Oh! My back! [cell phone ringing] | I drank....
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[grunts, panting] [in English] Motherfucker. [robot, in Japanese] Excuse me. [gasps] What the hell? Hello. I am Shō. I am a trashbot. It seems you could use my services. May I? Do whatever you want. |...
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Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. Cabot's doing a job and take a big fat guess
who he wants on the team? Τhis better not be some kind of Freddy joke. It's no joke.
l'm in there. l'm up his ass...
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Otis Firefly:
Hello, America; did you miss me? I am Satan's Destroyer. I am the Eternal Flame of Salvation burning through your life, your liberty, and your pursuit of fucking happiness. I suggest you...
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Hello? Babe, where are you? ♪ Motherfucker looking for
a good snack ♪ ♪ Better run, son,
better never look back ♪ What the fuck? ♪ I ain't no scavenger,
I ain't no gatherer ♪ ♪ I'm here to
scatter you...
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[Bill Cosby has called Eddie to complain about bad language in Eddie's act]
Eddie Murphy:
Now I can't have no 'curse' show, I mean I gotta throw in a few jokes in between the curses, I can't come out...
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Hello, Southern? It's Yuri. I Sorry to call you on this number. But I've got Interpol's all over my ass. I can't know you right now. It's uh, not a good time. Not a good time? Motherfucker! Charlie,...
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Driving Instructor: Hello. I'm Mr. Walker, your driving instructor. Fasten your seat belt, check your mirrors, let's begin.
[Ashtray driving]
Driving Instructor: Make a right, right here.
[a few momen...
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Reggie Hammond:
[on a payphone]
Hey, Willie Biggs! Reggie Hammond. Hello? Hello.
[he hangs up]
Reggie Hammond:
Black mother fucker... | Hey Willie Biggs Reggie Hammond Hello Hello Black motherfucker
Scene Description:
a man talking on a phone with a man talking on the phone.
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Paula Baderman: [On a conference call with the author and his editor] Hello?
Arthur: Hello Paula!
Paula Baderman: Arthur! So wonderful to hear from you. I hope you are with the man of the hour.
Arthur...
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Ezekiel 'Spoon' Whitmore:
[on the phone, trying to get an ambulance for Cookie]
Hello? There's a woman been shot - a white woman. Okay? There's a whole bunch of black people out here, shooting and bur...
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- Step, shorty. Step.- He ain't man enough for you. - Re-up!- Hello, officer. - Get out of there!- Run, man! - Move, motherfucker.- White man walking! Move, shorty. That's the re-up! - Goddamn.- He's...
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David Chappelle: Remember viewers, some of this language is disturbing.
David Chappelle: Hello, emergency.
David Chappelle: HELP. HELP MOTHERFUCKER, THEY COMING TO GET ME.
David Chappelle: Now, just c...
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Otis Firefly: Yeah, I think I know what you're lookin' for.
Travis O'Rourke: We're just looking for the truth.
Otis Firefly: You wouldn't know the truth if I crammed it down your fuckin' throat... Boy...
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Eddie Murphy:
[as his drunk father]
You told me you met your wife on a motherfuckin' camping trip and that she was Puerto Rican. Your wife ain't no motherfuckin' Puerto Rican. I thought she was when I...
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Tom Mullen:
[phone ring. Tom answers]
What?
Detective Jimmy Shaker:
You want to talk to your son?
Tom Mullen:
Yes, of course I do.
Sean Mullen:
[Jimmy puts phone up to Sean's mouth]
Daddy? Dad?
[J...
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[Matthew calls Luke on the phone while Alex is in bed with Luke]
Luke:
[the phone rings]
Do me a favor. Grab that, would you?
Alex:
Hello?
Luke:
[Matthew on the phone]
Hello?
Alex:
Who's this?
Lu...
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Dottie Hinkle:
Hello?
Beverly Sutphin:
Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle:
God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin:
Is this Four Two One Five Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle:
You bi...
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Oh, shit. Keep moving, huh? - What?- Drive at them. They'll panic. Do you know where the word"infantry" comes from? It means "child soldier."They are just children. - Stop! Stop! RUF on the road!- Hi....
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Gabriel Iglesias: Eh, another time, I took Frankie to IHOP, you guys. Too funny. We walk in there, we got my buddy, Noah. We went to go eat, tore it up, walked out into the parking lot, and discovered...
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You okay? I think dad's missing. Lip:Hey, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.Debbie:Hey, John. It's Debbie. - Have you seen frank since last night?- No. Since Michael Jackson died? - All right.- Veronica: No, I...
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Mexican Hairless. Okay. One second. You motherfucker.This is a goddamn war hero. Hey, rendezvousis Sisters of the Brave Beaver. Sisters of the Brave Beaver.I don't know... Is that that compound out in...
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Yo! That's Dre. Dre? Andre Hayworth. He usedto kick it with Veronica. Veronica from what? Teresa's sister, that worked atthe movie theater on Eighth! Yes, that is him!That is him! But wait... This is...
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Langston Whitfield:
What do you say when you come home? What do you say to your wife when you kiss her hello or pick a kid up, put him on your lap and tell him a bedtime story, huh? What do you say? I...
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Eminem:
Everyone in this fucking room is either staring at us, wanting to take a fucking picture.
Ira Wright:
[Ira takes a picture of Eminem and George from across the room]
Yeah. Got it.
Ray Romano...
Scene Description:
a man wearing a hat that has the word no on it.
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[examining Dean's dead body after he's been killed]
Frank: What the fuck were you doing down here, anyway?
Sammy: I couldn't sleep. I heard something.
Frank: What, you just had to come and check it ou...
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Sidney Prescott: Hello! Gus! Hello! Hello!Sidney Prescott: Hello!Sidney Prescott: Oh, God.Sidney Prescott:DerekSidney Prescott:Derek!Sidney Prescott:Oh, God.Derek: Thank you. Thank God, Sid. I thought...
