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HELLO YOU AND JOE

104 quotes, with hello you and joe in movies
S10 • E01  - 00:06
Father Brown • 2013 • Season 10 • Episode 1

Transcript:
Hello again, Joe. And what are you doing here? | Hello again, Joe. And what are you doing here?

Transcript:
(CAR HONKING) (PEOPLE CHATTERING) Kathy, is this Carmel
or Indianapolis? What would your mother say
if she saw you
driving like that? I don't know.
Why don't you ask her? Hello, dear. Hello, Mother.
S...

Transcript:
You need to step... Take a photo of me and Hank! Beat it, don't forget to pay this
time. Hey, Joe, got my 4 bucks? Son of a bitch. Hello, Joe! Take off your clothes. Hello, Mrs.. Hello, dear! Well th...

Transcript:
Thorne:
Hello Joe.
Joe:
I didn't think you'd remember me, sir.
Thorne:
Look at you, they made you an officer.
Joe:
Yes sir. And I got married too.
Thorne:
Congratulations. | John Hello Joe I wasn'...

Transcript:
Princess Ann:
[as Ann and Joe dance]
Hello.
Joe Bradley:
Hello.
Princess Ann:
Mr. Bradley, if you don't mind my saying so, I think you are a ringer.
Joe Bradley:
Wha - oh, thanks very much.
Prince...

Transcript:
Hello boys. - Evening miss...
- Lucinda. - How about a drink?
- Couple of whiskeys. - And get whatever you'd like for yourself.
- Thank you. Joe? Two whiskeys. | Hello boys. - Evening miss...
- Lucind...

Transcript:
- Hello, Joe. Filthy night, isn't it?
- It is that, Mr. Pillings. Well, did you see Mr. Hannon? Yes, Mr. Pillings. And it's all done. That's good news, Joe.
Very good news indeed. It will save everybo...

Transcript:
Higgins:
[on the phone]
Hello, Condor.
Joe Turner:
Who is this?
Higgins:
Deputy Director Higgins, New York Center. I'm controlling now, Condor. Where are you?
Joe Turner:
How come I need a code nam...

S04 • E06  - 00:23
You • 2018 • Season 4 • Episode 6

Transcript:
Hello, Joe. You know, there's nothing quite
like a nice cold, crisp lager after sex. Your hair, mate. Oh, and the window. I hope you're not gonna give me
a lecture about watching people. - No, no, no,...

S01 • E06  - 00:20
Land of the Giants • 1968 • Season 1 • Episode 6

Transcript:
Hello. This is Joe.
[ Giant ]
Yes, Joe? They're coming to look
for the girl. Make sure
that they don't get in. We could hide her
if you want.
No, that's not the point. I just don't want them
wasting t...

S02 • E01  - 00:27
Condor • 2018 • Season 2 • Episode 1

Transcript:
- Hello? - [Reuel] Joe, it's Reuel Abbott. - Why the fuck do you have Bob's phone? - (sighs) Well, your uncle appears to have taken his own life tonight. - What? - We will need to talk. I need to know...

S01 • E06  - 00:18
Anne with an E • 2017 • Season 1 • Episode 6

Transcript:
(pounding) Hello, Mary Joe.
May I come in? - Are you wanting Diana? She's gone out.
- No! I'm sorry to bother you,
Miss Barry, but I have a pressing need to ask you
something and you're my designated ...

Transcript:
Stew Smith:
Well, Gallagher!
Gallagher:
Hi!
Stew Smith:
Ohhh, I'm glad to see you! Hello, Hank, how are you?
Hank:
Oh, fine, but kind of thirsty...
Stew Smith:
Thirsty? Come right in, I'll get you...

Transcript:
Frankie 'Acey' Kile: [as he is being led away by police] Hello, joe. I'll see you in ten years, and I'll have a little valentine for you when you get out. | So long Joe I'll see you in 10 years I'll...

Transcript:
Hi, Cathy.
Hello, Charlie. You were awfully good. Thanks. Well, I meant better than... You have a real style now. How are things? Everything's fine. How about
a coffee?
Sure. Charlie, next show
in 15 ...

Transcript:
You know, you could just be a moderate
republican sitting in Idaho or Iowa, and one day, you go to Google
and say, "hello, Google, are the democrats trying
to erode my second amendment rights?" And fi...

Transcript:
- Oh, hello, Shirley, is Joe at home?
- No, Gillian, Joe isn't at home,... and listen, if you've come to
spill the beans, don't bother... Shirley, I haven't come to spill any beans. I just wanted to c...

Transcript:
Harry Binelli:
[enters the room]
Hello boss, ha ha! The rehearsal, she's a wonder!
Gordon Miller:
Hello, Binelli.
Harry Binelli:
Yes sirree, it's-a wonderful! I still think it's a terrible play, but...

Transcript:
- Hello? - Hey, Joe. How are you? - Good, and you? - I'm okay. Is this an okay time? - Are we--are we on camera? - Uh, you are, so if you don't wanna be, we can--we can remedy that. | - Hello?...

Transcript:
Joe Blumfield:
No, actually, she didn't. Neither about that, nor about you and Gerry. But I'm grateful for the truth for a change.

Transcript:
Tony:
[Tramp answers the door scratching softly]
Just-a one-a minute. I'm a-comin'. I'm a...
Tony:
[stops moving and looks around]
What's-a matter? Somebody's a-makin' the April fool with...
[Tramp ...

S06 • E28  -
Alfred Hitchcock Presents • 1955 • Season 6 • Episode 28

Transcript:
Number please? What
number are you calling? Plaza 368 please -Yeah?
-Hello dutch, it's Meyer. Ah listen dutch I
just saw the boys, frank and Joe dropped in, you know, and uh, listen there's
been a ver...

 - 00:19
The Mill • 2023

Transcript:
[scoffs] [alarm blaring] - Shit.
- [notification chimes] [automated voice] Hello, Joe,
and welcome to advanced career training. We are excited to have you
join our program and are confident
that you w...

Transcript:
Mrs. McKittrick:
So I wanted to know, what does a book editor do?
Joe Paxton:
That's a great question, Louise. I'm curious to know the answer myself.
Andrew Paxton:
Hello, Dad.
Joe Paxton:
Son.
[t...

S02 • E12  - 00:25
The Following • 2013 • Season 2 • Episode 12

Transcript:
It's for you. Hello? Miss Cooke, it's Joe Carroll. I'm gonna give you a world exclusive. I'm gonna need you to broadcast
a new message from me. Failure to obey me will result
in your death and the dea...

Transcript:
- Good morning.
- Hello, chief. - Hello.
- Hi, boys. Well, Winters refuses to sell. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah, but I'm going to force him. I'll ruin him. The Winters girl's leaving the ranch
in the morning w...

S01 • E05  - 00:32
You • 2018 • Season 1 • Episode 5

Transcript:
So, these are the humans
that made a creature like Peach. God forbid a hair's out of place for the country club crowd. Bingo, diary. Food diary. Christ, is there no
end to the neuroses? Hello. How old...

Transcript:
Caesar Enrico Bandello:
[reading newspaper headline]
Underworld pays respect to Diamond Pete Montana.
Joe Massara:
What's that got to do with the price of eggs?
Caesar Enrico Bandello:
Plenty. Diamo...

S02 • E04  - 00:31
The Gulf • 2019 • Season 2 • Episode 4

Transcript:
Koro. - Kia or a. - Hi.
- Hello, Joe. Hi, hi, hi. I'll go and sit here. Oh, you're not sitting down there. Right. - Thank you.
- Oh, great. Ta. - Oh!
- Yeah. - Are they Black Doris?
- Yeah, from our t...

S01 • E07  - 00:21
Humans • 2015 • Season 1 • Episode 7

Transcript:
Hello, Joe. Anita, we've met before. No, we haven't. Anita, we've met before. My name is Mia. Anita, we've met before. I'm a conscious synthetic
cre...

S01 • E02  - 00:19
Epstein's Shadow: Ghislaine Maxwell • 2021 • Season 1 • Episode 2

Transcript:
[ Phone rings ] - Hello? - Hi, this is
Detective Joe Recarey from the Palm Beach Police. - Hi.
- How are you? ** -Well, they had interviews
with lots of young women, and they were all on the record of...

Transcript:
SONG: ♪ Hello, Dan,
it's Joe here ♪ I hope you're keeping well ♪ It's the 21st of December ♪ And now they're ringing
the last bells ♪ If I get good behaviour ♪ I'll be out of here by July ♪ Won't you ...

S01 • E04  - 00:31
Joe 90 • 1968 • Season 1 • Episode 4

Transcript:
(police sirens) - Come on, Mac. - [Mac] Wayford 238. - Mac, Sam Loover. - [Mac] Hello Sam. - Listen Mac, I want
you to meet me at the Northfield
hospital right away. - What is it, Sam? - [Sam] There's...

Transcript:
Got a break for you, Honey. I
think Joe Balsinger likes you. You know what I think of him. Hey, he's one of the biggest
men in these parts. Why not be smart? You know, it'd do your folks a lot of good...

S06 • E03  - 00:26
3rd Rock from the Sun • 1996 • Season 6 • Episode 3

Transcript:
Oh, man, look at this place. See, this is the kind
of authentic Americana that you don't find
in Rutherford. Nope, only if you
stand on our toilet and look out
our bathroom win...

S02 • E03  - 00:17
Taskmaster • 2015 • Season 2 • Episode 3

Transcript:
Hello and welcome back to
the final part of the show, where one of our contestants
is dangerously close to winning a ticket to the most
awkward dinner party ever, but first,
we have a task to complete...

Transcript:
Captain Metrand? Captain Metrand,
Joe Patroni. Oh.
l'm gonna be flying with ya.
Just wanted to say hello. l'm sorry, Captain.
l went to bed early. Oh, I didn't mean
to disturb you. Get some sleep and
...

Transcript:
This is WHAS
in Louisville, Kentucky, and our guest tonight,
Louisville's Cassius Clay, the fourth-ranked
world heavyweight. Hello. Do you think that you are
as good a boxer as Joe Louis was? I'm not ...

S02 • E04  - 00:28
Humans • 2015 • Season 2 • Episode 4

Transcript:
Hello. May I ask who were you invited
to these premises by? Good evening.
I'm a Mark V utility model. Is the homeowner present? - Soph, go and play upstairs.
- Yes, Joe. I am here to read
the electric...

Transcript:
Hey, you, wait a minute. Hey, you¡
Wait a- Dumb broad.
Come on, girls, come on. Hey, you. Listen, who-? You must be the new man
from the agency. Yes, sir, Joe Clay.
You're Mr. -? Mr. Trayner. - I see ...

S01 • E01  - 00:23
Nolly • 2023 • Season 1 • Episode 1

Transcript:
I'll see you inside, Miss Gordon. Thank you, Adams. Hello, Joe. Morning, Belinda. If you could just sign this, Nolly.
Absolutely. Just your name, along the edge.
I feel sorry for Meg, why did they hav...

Transcript:
[On the phone with a buyer changing his mind about buying a house on Mt. Olympus]

Joe Gavilan:
What do you mean you ain't coming? I give you first shot at makin' me an offer on this beautiful four-be...

 - 00:15
Looper • 2012

Transcript:
All working girls, yeah? This whole blockand a couple of blocks over. Hello, Joe. If you want to check those,too, I can arrange. | All working girls yeah This whole block and a couple of blocks over...

Transcript:
Miss Chasen:
Hello Betty.
Miss Allen:
Oh, hello. Miss Milligan. - Mr. Carter - Miss Harper. Miss Chasen. Miss Bilby. Miss Ewing. Miss. Dalton.
Miss Bilby:
This is Miss Finch. Miss Dalton. Miss Geesk...

S04 • E15  - 00:30
Miami Vice • 1984 • Season 4 • Episode 15

Transcript:
Hello.
Who's this? Becky Wells. Who's this? This is Lieutenant
Martin Castillo, Miami Vice. Uh, you work on the reservation? Yes, how did you know that?
Ricardo Cooper
told me about you. He said you c...

S03 • E22  - 00:13
The Flash • 2014 • Season 3 • Episode 22

Transcript:
Hello. Harry. Kid, Joe. Iris. What brings you folk to this
section of the multiverse? | Hello. Harry. Kid, Joe. Iris. What brings you folk to this
section of the multiverse?

Scene Description:
a man with a pen in his mouth is holding a pen in his mouth.

Transcript:
Karen Kelly:
That's not your decision to make. Sara appointed me her guardian.
Joe Kingman:
I missed 8 years of Peyton's life. And I'm not gonna miss any more. And I will fight for this.
Karen Kelly...

Transcript:
Good evening, Susan. I hope you had a nice holiday. Hello Joe. Have you met my father and mother? This is Mr. Lampton, mother. - How do you do Mr.Lampton?
- How do you do? I've seen you at the Town Ha...

 - 00:35
Shane • 1953

Transcript:
a silly kind of pride! Don't I mean anything to you, Joe? Doesn't Joey?
Joe Starrett:
Marion... Honey, it's because you mean so much to me that I've GOT to go. Do you think I could go on living with you and you thinking that I showed yella. Then, what about Joey? How do you think I'd ever explain that to him?
Marian Starrett:
Oh Joe, Joe...

S02 • E22  - 00:17
Chicago Fire • 2012 • Season 2 • Episode 22

Transcript:
Hello? Hello? Are they out? I don't know. - This is weird.
- Yeah. Way to go, Dawson! | Hello? Hello? Are they out? I don't know. - This is weird.
- Yeah. Way to go, Dawson!

Scene Description:
a room with the name david eisenberg on the wall

Transcript:
Hello. (CROWD EXCLAIMING) Come on,
step to the rear of the bus. We're coming
into 34th Street. (ALL LAUGHING) I'd like to say
how very happy
and thrilled we are, ladies and gentlemen,
to be appearing ...

 - 00:21
Looper • 2012

Transcript:
Hello, Joe. Jesse. Put this down and let her go. Sara, Jesse here is the best shotwith a gat that I know. When he lets you go, just sit onthe couch. Don't do anything stupid. | Hello Joe Jesse Put...

Transcript:
By now, I hadbuilt up a sizable circle of men, and was starting to have troubleremembering who was who. Hello, sweetheart.Want to meet? It's Fisher. I'm lying here thinkingof you and what you said. I'm not angry at all if that'swhat you're thinking. Hi, Joe. It's Rob again. I had a reallygood time seeing you. Give me a... Give me a call. Hi, Joe. I left a couple of messages.Is ev

S05 • E03  - 00:50
Frankie Boyle's New World Order • 2017 • Season 5 • Episode 3

Transcript:
Hello and welcome to a special
episode of New World Order about the climate crisis,
coming to you from Glasgow and the COP 26 conference here. This week, Joe Biden arrived
in Glasgow. Joe Biden, raisi...

 - 00:36
Shane • 1953

Transcript:
I had somethin' I wanted to talk over with you, Starrett.
Joe Starrett:
Whatever business you and I got, we can talk over right here.
Rufus Ryker:
I'll just lay it on the barrel-head then. How would you like to work for me?

Transcript:
Joe Kellerson:
Hello, Tommy. Now you be quiet if you don't wanna get hurt. What's the matter with you, Tommy? Don't you like me? Have I ever done anything to you?
Tommy:
[shakes his head]

Joe Keller...

Transcript:
Sam Vettori:
I guess you're good with a rod too?
Caesar Enrico Bandello:
Quick with it! That's what I am and sure.
Sam Vettori:
Well, that don't go around here. That's old stuff. This ain't the stic...

Transcript:
Joe Lye:
Think the old man will be getting here pretty soon?
Victor Amato:
Why? You got something better to do?
Joe Lye:
I didn't say so.
Victor Amato:
That broken-down movie star waiting outside? ...

Transcript:
[SOBBING] HIYA, JOE. HELLO, MR. EDISON. MRS. EDISON
JUST WENT UP... AH, GOOD. AND THE ELEVATOR'S OUT. YOU GOT TO WALK UP
UNLESS YOU WANT TO WAIT. FOR THEM TO FIX IT?
MY LEASE WILL BE UP BY THEN. WATER...

Transcript:
[Uncle Charlie visits the bank]

Uncle Charlie:
Hello, Joe. Can you stop embezzling a minute and give me your attention?
Joseph Newton:
Oh, uh, Charles, we don't joke about such things here.
Uncle C...

Transcript:
Wally Cook:
Listen, Oliver, I tell you I'm innocent. I was just as fooled by Old Black Joe as you were. I believed everything he said, just as you did. Now, Oliver, either you cut out these fat-headed...

Transcript:
Alky Briggs:
Come out of there. I want to talk to you.
Groucho:
I'm sorry, but we're using the old-fashioned Ice Man and we find him very satisfactory for keeping the house warm. | - So...
- Hello. ...

Transcript:
Hey, Joe, what do you know?- Hello. Place a DND on room 102. Sure thing. There you are. Oh, Joe. When you're done, crack your collar,show off your operating license. The Flesh Fair is in Barn Creek...

S14 • E03  - 00:33
Family Guy • 1999 • Season 14 • Episode 3

Transcript:
Peter Griffin:
Hello, 1950s Doctor. My friends here...
1950s Doctor:
You're friends with a Cripple and a Negro? This man is Insane! Take him away!
[Peter is bundled away]

Cleveland:
Now, wait a min...

Transcript:
Anna Curtis:
[to Joe]
Look! You better look at me! You went out of this house this morning only you couldn't even bring yourself to say 'hello' to me, let alone my husband. Well, I want to tell you so...

 - 00:33
Extract • 2009

Transcript:
Joe Adler:
I should fire all 3 of you. Cuz you laughed at me when I bought those bus stop bench ads. But this Step guy, he's the Holy Grail. See if both his balls had been knocked clean off, it'd be a...

Transcript:
Do you ever feel you've become the worst version of yourself? That a Pandora's box of all the secret, hateful parts - your arrogance, your spite, your condescension - has sprung open? Someone upsets you and instead of smiling and moving on, you zing them. "Hello, it's Mr Nasty." I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.
Kathleen Kelly:
[writing to "NY152"]

Transcript:
Hello there, sir. Well...wait. You're not
Jennifer. No. I am not. But I am
wearing her sweater. I'm her sister Meg. Resemblance is...stunning. Oh. (giggles) -I'm Frank.
-Hi, Frank. You must be a regul...

Transcript:
There they are.The four horsemen of the apocalypse. Did you see that movie, Joe?It was a good movie. -Hey, Max, how are you?-Good to see you. Nice to see you. -This must be your friend...

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