NEW YEAR NEW ME
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You know, New Year
New Me, as they say. | You know, New Year
New Me, as they say.
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Our design team really wanted to encourage our readers to begin their new
year with a bold spirit and a brave attitude. Hmm. This is fresh. Oh, you're happy? I am thrilled. I think this may be
our bes...
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Oh, come on. Give me some tongue! [loud whistle] Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Happy New Year everybody! [screaming and shouting] | Oh, come on. Give me some tongue! [loud whistle]...
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Oh, Kirjusha! Come here
and wish me a Happy New Year. -Happy New Year. | Oh, Kirjusha! Come here
and wish me a Happy New Year. -Happy New Year.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE] A new year and a new you.
And me. | [BOTH CHUCKLE] A new year and a new you.
And me.
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Look at me. Smile! - Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year. Have a great year.
It's gonna be the best. | Look at me. Smile! - Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year. Have a great year.
It's gonn...
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[laughing, cheering] -Happy New Year!
-Happy New Year! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Please! Help me! Wolfgang! Please! Help me! Help! Help me! Get off me! | [laughing, cheering] -Happy New Year!
-Happy New...
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Mr. Pommeroy. Happy New Year, Sophie me girl. | Mr. Pommeroy. Happy New Year, Sophie me girl.
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James: [impersonating Mr Pommeroy] Happy New Year, Sophie dear! | Happy New Year Sophie me girl
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♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy new year ♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy new year
to me ♪ Just a couple more carols to get your morning
started right... | ♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy new year ♪ Hap-hap-hap-happy new year
to me ♪ Jus...
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Marge:
[Always New Year Amusement Park Gimmick]
It must be wonderful to be ringing in the New Year all the time!
Waiter:
Please, kill me. | It must be wonderful to ring in the new year over and over ...
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Hey! Happy new year! [laughs] - [all laughing]
- Babe, tell me that's French. | Hey! Happy new year! [laughs] - [all laughing]
- Babe, tell me that's French.
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Look, email me an invoice, Dane,
I gotta run. Happy New Year! | Look, email me an invoice, Dane,
I gotta run. Happy New Year!
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Hey, Ta! Happy new year! - Have some tiger bone wine.
- Happy new year. Have some tiger bone wine. Hey! Ta! Listen to me. Please, Helen,
just leave me alone. - Where are you going?
- I don't know. To ...
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The itinerary my sister
gave me pretty much has me booked
through the new year. | The itinerary my sister
gave me pretty much has me booked
through the new year.
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You don't have to
worry about me hanging onto you all next year, new year, next new loop year, whatever you call it, we do the lantern key thing and then go our own
ways again, snap, snap. | You don't...
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I have to. My publisher
wants me to finish this project by the new year. | I have to. My publisher
wants me to finish this project by the new year.
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- Amber? Hey. Happy New Year!
- Happy New Year. - I wanted to call you.
- Thank you! - Are you there?
- I'm here. - Amber?
- I wish you could hear me. I'm, uh, near the Eiffel Tower. The New Year's ce...
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[PANTING] "GUNG HAY FAT CHOY." EGAD! I THINK
I FOUND IT, BRAIN. BUT IT'S TOO DARK
TO READ. EH, OH. OH, IT MEANS
"HAPPY NEW YEAR." AS IN HAPPY
CHINESE NEW YEAR? GIVE ME THAT! [CHEERING] | [PANTING] <...
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Happy New Year! Happy New Year! "And tho' his foes
speak ill of him, he was a friend to me. Old year, you shall not die, we did so laugh
and cry with you. I've half a mind
to die with you, old year, i...
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Jenny:
2.75 seconds into the new school year, and I'm already a laughingstock. | 2 75 SECONDS INTO THE NEW SCHOOL YEAR MY MOM'S ALREADY MADE ME A LAUGHINGSTOCK
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I'm sorry, guys. I did the right thing. I hope you can forgive me. Happy New Year. | I'm sorry, guys. I did the right thing. I hope you can forgive me. Happy New Year.
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I don't know if you heard
but Schultz is sending me to Colorado after the new year. | I don't know if you heard
but Schultz is sending me to Colorado after the new year.
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He retired last year
and the elders choose me to be the new leader of our Gold Clan. | He retired last year
and the elders choose me to be the new leader of our Gold Clan.
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- Happy New Year!
- Tell me, does Santa - get first pick on elf chicks?
- It's up, it's up, it's up. | - Happy New Year!
- Tell me, does Santa - get first pick on elf chicks?
- It's up, it's up, it's ...
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Fred taught me that the reason you
change those crops is to keep the soil
fertile and rich, so that it can
provide new life year after year after year. | Fred taught me that the reason you
change thos...
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But, sweetie, what kind
of job are you gonna get, so you can buy me
a new Ferrari every year? | But, sweetie, what kind
of job are you gonna get, so you can buy me
a new Ferrari every year?
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I was in New York last year for my book, which, remind me to give you a copy, and my publisher took me. | I was in New York last year for my book, which, remind me to give you a copy, and my publisher...
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I just have to go to the mall to pick up the new slasher movie, but
next year, count me in. | I just have to go to the mall to pick up the new slasher movie, but
next year, count me in.
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Clark Kellogg:
Tomorrow I was off to New York to begin my first day at New York University Film School. A Freshman - that was me. | Tomorrow I was off fo New York fo begin my first year at New York un...
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We'll discuss this mess after
the New Year, and maybe then you can tell me if you're really
dedicated to this position. | We'll discuss this mess after
the New Year, and maybe then you can tell me if ...
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You had mentioned that you would be retiring in the new year and we had briefly discussed
me stepping into your role. | You had mentioned that you would be retiring in the new year and we had briefly ...
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My brother Dennis
over Bowie City way
tells me First Baptist been looking for a new pastor
goin' on a year now. | My brother Dennis
over Bowie City way
tells me First Baptist been looking for a new pa...
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It's always been here
right where you left it. Like me. After a year, I guess
I almost look new to you. | It's always been here
right where you left it. Like me. After a year, I guess
I almost look ne...
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Merry Christmas, Joe. And happy New Year,
to be sure. Come in. Sit down in me parlor
and let's have a look. | Merry Christmas, Joe. And happy New Year,
to be sure. Come in. Sit down in me parlor
and l...
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This is what I'm talking
about, the glitch. Have you checked the telomerase
algorithm? - We're good.
- Stay down. You're right on me... What the hell was that? What the hell was that? It's a glitch in...
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Jackpot has had a significant number of complaints lodged
against them this year, so they brought me in to
implement a new policy. | Jackpot has had a significant number of complaints lodged
against t...
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I have a feeling this new year is going to hold a second
chance for both of us or at least for me. | I have a feeling this new year is going to hold a second
chance for both of us or at least for me.
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I came today for the, uh,
Dutch New Year swim, um, and I came with my kids
because they challenged me to go. | I came today for the, uh,
Dutch New Year swim, um, and I came with my kids
because they c...
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They want me to huddle
with the lawyers the day after Christmas so
I can hit the ground running in the new year. | They want me to huddle
with the lawyers the day after Christmas so
I can hit the grou...
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♪ Now, I'm on a new level,
I'm on a new level ♪ RUE: She was on a mission
to enter junior year as a woman of questionable morals. WES: Let me ask you a question. | ♪ Now, I'm on a new level,
I'm on...
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-Let it go.
-Please, just let me open it. BRINGING UP BABY -Where are you going?
-To find Ramón. Happy New Year to everyone! | -Let it go.
-Please, just let me open it. BRINGING UP BABY -Where are you...
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I'll tell you what, if you can
make this deal happen for me, I have three more buildings
coming up in the new year. | I'll tell you what, if you can
make this deal happen for me, I have three more bui...
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Oh, my. Operator? Yeah, it's me
again. John Smith. Yeah. I'd like to make a
long-distance call to Las Vegas,
Nevada, right away. It's a local call? You got to be putting me on. How did I get to Las Ve...
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TED. YEAH? I JUST WANTED TO WISH
YOU A HAPPY NEW YEAR. THANK YOU.
SAME TO YOU. DON'T LET ME
KEEP YOU FROM
...
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- I wanna write
the story of him, and the story of me
this past year, and why go to New York
if the story's here? | - I wanna write
the story of him, and the story of me
this past year, and why go to ...
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If you wait inside for me,
I'll be in there in a second. Okay? Hello. - Who's the douche bag?
- He buys a new 600 for me every year. - This was last year.
- Nice. You been shopping? It's for you. | If...
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We're looking for a new reporter and I think you might be
the one to fill that space. Me? The Times? Would it be all right if I gave
you a call in the new year to schedule a meeting? | We're looking f...
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- I want to write
the story of him and the story of me
this past year, and why go to New York
if the story's here? | - I want to write
the story of him and the story of me
this past year, and why go t...
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No, I don't think the prospect of becoming
the Laughing Duck New Act of the Year would have done me favors
in a conversation like that. | No, I don't think the prospect of becoming
the Laughing Duck N...
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Everyone knows I drank too much wine with Grandma
last year on New Year's Eve, it was stupid, but let me tell you
something else that's stupid. | Everyone knows I drank too much wine with Grandma
last...
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And in case you're thinking I
went soft by giving up my present, let me just say that a new video
game system comes out every year. | And in case you're thinking I
went soft by giving up my present, l...
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I don't know. It's
like, to me, it's so long that like, the year
after, they're taking down the old lights and putting up the new ones. | I don't know. It's
like, to me, it's so long that like, the ye...
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We'll be seeing
you, Albie. See me now,
you old soak. What? Oh, uh... Slipped my mind. Merry Christmas to you. and a rotten
New Year to you. | We'll be seeing
you, Albie. See me now,
you old soak. Wha...
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[James Knox] Through the
years, Shirley would contact police on the anniversary
of Tina's death. Do you have anything new?
Do you have any news for me? And that happened
year after year after year. [D...
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Joe Lynch:
[trying to pass time]
What did the 14-year-old girl from New Hampshire say to her dad when she lost her virginity?
Dan Walker:
Get off me, you're crushing my Marlboros.
Joe Lynch:
Yup. | ...
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Rudolph:
I wish he would have come to me first. I know just how he felt. I bet they called him names and wouldn't let him play in any New Year games. | I wish he would have come to me I know just how ...
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It's the third fucking
time this year. You the new owner?
So if I want that cut, I can come through
in a few days and you'll clean me up? | It's the third fucking
time this year. You the new ow...
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(crowd cheering and applauding) - Hi, thank you all so
much for your support today and for supporting me over the last year as I stepped into this
very intimidating new role. | (crowd cheering and app...
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Cap'n Andy Hawks:
It's Saturday night again!
[He slaps Parthy affectionately on her rear end]
Parthy:
Oh! It's Wednesday night and don't you strike me!
Cap'n Andy Hawks:
It's Saturday night forever...
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Happy New Year, everybody.
Happy New Year. And back to the cupboard. Amazing! What happens now? God knows. What I'm hoping is
that from this moment on you avoid the sleazy bad guys
because they're sle...
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When am I? New York City. Not where. The year. You are wasting my time. | When am I New York City Not where The year You are wasting my time Cuándo estoy En Nueva York No dónde En qué año Me estás...
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I realized, I said no
to a lot last year, and while that's
nothing new for me, every time I said no, it
felt like I was saying no to these small moments. | I realized, I said no
to a lot last year, an...
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Tell you what, why don't
you come visit me in the studio in the new year and I'm gonna help you
take that little ballad, turn it into a chart
topping hit. | Tell you what, why don't
you come visit me ...
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'I went to college the next year.' 'Don't ask me my department
or my All India Rank.' 'I was happy.' 'I was going to college.' 'To make new friends.' 'To live my life.' | 'I went to college the next y...
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Mike:
You know, I used to think I was a really great quarterback in high school. I still think so too. Can't even bring myself to light a cigarette, cause I keep thinkin' I gotta stay in shape. - You ...
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Les:
So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?
Diane:
Yes.
Les:
What are they?
Diane:
To stop dating my dealer.
Les:
Now why would you do that? With me you get the whole package: sex and d...
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I mean, it's New York. It's the last Grand Slam of the year. She's the defending champion. There's a lot at stake. For her, obviously, but for me as well. | I mean, it's New York. It's the...
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They know the game that
I bring, and so it wasn't like, "Damn, I'm coming somewhere and having
to start over new in year eight." She makes everything happen over here.
Trust me on that. | They know th...