WHY ARE YOU GAY?

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ARE YOU GAY? YES. IS THAT
WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS? UH, YEAH.

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Well, if you're gay, why are you on a dating app
looking for...

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Why else do you think all these bitches
are so upset that you might be gay? | Why else do you think all these bitches
are so upset that you might be gay?

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You know, I get it, though.
I understand why gay people are mad, and I empathize. | You know, I get it, though.
I understand why gay people are mad, and I empathize.

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Well, I'm not gay and
I don't think you are, so obviously that's
not why I called you. | Well, I'm not gay and
I don't think you are, so obviously that's
not why I called you.

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Karin Blake:
Don't be gay.
Miss Ruth Ellis, Larry's Secretary:
Oh, you daughters of joy are so gloomy. Why is that? | Don't be gay You daughters of joy are so gloomy Why is that

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Well, why are you asking a gay man as to what it means to be a woman?

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Richard:
Miss Simpson, nobody's perfect. Why, he asks, as they dance and dance and dance, are you so sad when everyone is so gay?

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Katie Deauxma:
Dave? What the fuck are you doing? Why are you dressed as Kick-Ass?
Dave Lizewski:
Because I am Kick-Ass!

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Fabious:
What's your problem? Why are you being such a sourpuss?
Thadeous:
I'm not being a sourpuss! I just didn't want to be at that celebration

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Never understand why a gay
man would become a jihadi, fight alongside guys who'd
throw you off a building if they knew who you really
are. Well, they probably knew that the two of
them were lovers. | ...

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Joe, I'm gay.
Joe: Are you sure?
Biaggio:
Yes, my lungs fill up every time the seasons change.

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Abby Mancuso:
Oh my god, you two... are totally gay
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson:
Erm...
Abby Mancuso:
Bitch! Why didn't you tell me?
Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson:
That's because I haven't told anybody her...

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Lynn Holden:
What are you talking about, my brother's not Gay!
Nelson Hibbert:
[turns on the Boombox and "Small Town Boy" starts playing]

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Simon:
[over the phone in Walter's office]
Where are my pigeons now?
Inspector Cobb:
Pigeons?
Simon:
I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go? You cannot ...

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Wally:
Doctor, why do those types
[motions with hands]

Wally:
keep thinking that I'm one of them?
Psychiatrist:
Well, Wally, because you *are* one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homos...

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a man in a suit and tie sits in a chair.

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Teen #1:
Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.
Teen #2:
Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.
Dante Hicks:
I'm the BIT...

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He was like, "What in the world are you talking about, son?" "I don't know what they're teaching you
in schools in 'Engerland, ' buddy, but that does not happen in nature." "You do not get gay lions." "Why do you think they call them pride

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James? Why are you asking me? All righty, people. I assume you
all get television. I'd like to

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He's totally drunk like I told you. Saying I like men? Shit. What the hell? That's crazy! What are you all staring at? He's just drunk. I thought you'd get the wrong idea,
so I didn't say anything. Actually, he's gay. That's it. Why didn't you tell me? Tell you what? He's just a worker who's gay. I to

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billie227:
Can someone please explain the rules to Laura?
Adam Sewell:
Why don't *you* explain to her, you GAY MAN! | Someone's in their chonies Blaire you're a dirty girl You're going to hell now BL...

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Why are you helping us? I never knew the AIA
was so homophobic until today. I know this is shocking, but… I'm gay. No shit. Yeah, you're, like, gayer than me.
Can you also taste songs? I'll hold off the robots a

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Caleb:
I saw what people were saying about you online. I don't know why they have to do that. It sucks.
Taylor Hillridge:
How would you know?
Caleb:
You serious?
Taylor Hillridge:
You've been calle...

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Amanda Wingfield:
When I was a young girl, I was gay all the time. | Why are you so serious honey? - Well we were having a serious conversation. I don't understand modern young people.
When I was you...

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Hale:
The Blonde one's gay. Look at her. The fingernails are a dead giveaway.
Hale:
Cut all nice and short. Clean cuticle beds. Lesbians always trim their nails like that. You know why? | The blonde ...

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Tish: Look, why don't you and Brad just admit that the girl's unnecessary and get on with it?
Tadd: What are you talking about?
Tish: Are you so far in the closet you can't see the light? You and Brad are hot for each other. You just use the girl to pretend you're straight.
Tadd: [Grabs her and throws her again

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got two kids, and a
very expensive mistress. I'm an animal. That's why you go to gay bars. Two kids. Jesus, who's that? Me, when I need a fix. What the hell? You're a juicer, I'm a junkie. Yeah? What are you hooked on? Anything I can get. You got something to drink? Something sweet? How about me, huh?

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Sorry I caused all this trouble. I hope you can forgive me. Ah, that's okay, nothing could
ever come between us. I'm even going to
make a speech at your wedding. So Brian and I are down in Mexico, and...

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Sorry I caused all this trouble. I hope you can forgive me. Ah, that's okay, nothing could
ever come between us. I'm even going to
make a speech at your wedding. So Brian and I are down in Mexico, and...

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Andrew Largeman:
Oh, are you freaked out? You're like so freaked out. You're like running for the door. You can go, it's okay, don't feel bad.
Sam:
[unamused]

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Hey. A minute ago you
were smiling and gay. Why does your flower
wilt so suddenly? Oh, I'm sorry. It was just that you've
been so very nice to me. I just wish it wouldn't end. It was nice having
all t...

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Journalist 2:
And why should gay people like me support the miners?
Mark:
Because miners dig for coal, which produces power, which allows gay people like you to dance to Bananarama till 3 o'clock in ...

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two men are standing in front of a railing and one is wearing a black shirt.

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She goes, "I know that I'm straight.
I could not go down on another girl." "I think that's gross." I was like, "Okay.
Let's think about this." "Why are you not going down on a girl now?
Is it gross to you?" And I was like,
"No, it's not that it's gross to me." "It's that I really don't want

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Do you have an actual question, Miss Steele?
Anastasia Steele:
Yes. Sorry. Are you gay? It's written here, I'm just...
Christian Grey:
No, Anastasia. I'm not gay.

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Pip:
Why are you going to Richmond, Estella?
Estella:
I am going to live, at a great expense, with a lady there who has the power or so she has of taking me about and introducing me, and showing people to me, and sh

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What the fuck are you doing? Why the fuck would you bring meto a fucking gay club? I don't like that shit. Do I say anythingwhen you take me to those wack-assstraight clubs? Dress code, really? Look, we don't evenhave to

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Sharon Pogue:
Tell me straight out, who are you ?
Catch:
Why, what is it you're looking for?

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Mrs. Random:
Well who are you ?
David Huxley:
I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.

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Well, how do you feel? I don't know. I don't feel any different. Well, why don't you
try insulting me? Yeah, okay. Um, sometimes you
chase helicopters. That's kind of lame. Yeah. Um... Besides, I do t...

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[Bert leaves the cabin with a rifle]

Karen:
Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert:
Huh? Oh, I'm gonna go shoot some squirrels.
Paul:
Why would you wanna kill squirrels?
Bert:
'cause they're gay.
Kare...

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a man and a woman are walking in the woods.

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- What's up, baby?- Why are we here? I'm not a homophobe. My lawyer's gay. His boyfriend is gay. And are they all awarethat you despise them? Looking for company, baby? No. We're not. Thank you. It's...

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Rasputia:
[laughs when Kate doesn't believe Norbit's story on Deion, a corrupt goldigger/cheater]
Well, well, Norbit. You lose again! Once a loser, always a loser. Now, come on! Let's go!
Norbit:
[to...

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Kevin:
How come you never ask me if I want a date?
Naomi:
I thought you were gay!
Kevin:
Why would you think I'm gay?
Naomi:
Because I never see you around with any girls, and you always look stran...

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two men are walking in front of a neon sign that says kzzu.

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fact you cannot sing. You ain't never gon' be no star. I wish you'd give it up. They gon' kill ya. They gon' tear your heart out if you keep on. They gon' walk on your soul, girl.
Sueleen Gay:
What are you talkin' about?
Wade:
You can't sing. Do you understand that?

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The jury figured the gentleman he killed oughta went anyhow.
Parthy:
Andy Hawks, are you going to stand there and let your only child marry a murderer?
Cap'n Andy Hawks:
Oh don't be so narrow minded, Mrs. Hawks, I killed a man myself once.

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Mavis Gary:
Weren't you that hate crime guy?
Matt Freehauf:
Excuse me?
Mavis Gary:
You totally were. You're the hate crime guy! Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt,...

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Oh, please. Not again. Take somebody else this time.
Rocco:
Who are you kidding, cutie pie? Come along now.
Terry:
What's going on?

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Levi: How did it go?
Mackenzie: It was *horrible*. It was worse than expected. I don't even wanna talk about it.
Levi: Oh doll, that's really shitty. I'm so sorry.
Mackenzie: Like, they didn't even ca...

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Donna Jensen:
I just worry if I really fall in love with Ted, what's going to happen to everything I've worked so hard for?
Randy:
OK, fine, don't fall in love with him.
Donna Jensen:
That's kinda w...

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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other.

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Kumar Patel:
Are all the guards in Guantanamo Bay gay?
Big Bob:
Fuck no! There ain't nothing gay about getting your dick sucked! You're the ones that're gay for sucking my dick!
Kumar Patel:
What?
...

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a man in orange is standing in front of another man.

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- Hi, I'm Denise.- Matt. - I love your tie.- Oh, thanks. - Are you single, Matt?- Yes. - Are you gay?- Yes. Okay. Did Holly call his parents?Why aren't they here? I did, I spoke to the mother. His father's just had another operation.He's not supposed to travel. So w

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Maggie O'Donnell:
[sits down]
Oh, are you confused?
Mike O' Donnell:
Well... yes I am very confused right now!

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Hitchhiker:
[explaining why he gives head for rides]
Have you seen the price of bus tickets lately. There's no way I'm gonna cough up 200 bucks just to get to Chicago.
Jay:
Fuck that, I don't wanna c...

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Right.
Margo Brofman:
Where are you going?
Amanda Brooks:
To jump off the fucking roof.

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a woman sits in a bed with a floral cover on it.

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For how long? I don't know. My whole life, I guess. Maybe since Justin Timberlake. No, j.C. Chasez. No, are you kidding? He's totally gay. - No, he isn't.- Ha, ha, hello? Yes, he is. Are you sure you're not justmaking this up? About j.C. Chasez? No, about being gay. In this neighborhood?Why would I make that u

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Rhys, you stay here.
Give us a shout if anything happens. - Like what?
- Just keep an eye out, yeah? - You know lanto?
- Mmm-hmm. - Was he gay?
- Shut up. - They might not know.
- Well, in which case,...

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DEAN:What the--? What? That's normal. Why the hellwould anyone stay here? I'm amazed they keptin business this long. All right. Victim number one.Joan Edison, 43 years old, a realtor. Handling the...

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thought of as a viable actor For all roles. He's an african-american male And he's a gay
african-american male. That's almost like, "okay,
what are we gonna do with you?" How many chances are you gonna
get to act given those things? And how he managed it, It's kind of how and why
we're here right now, right?

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Stacy:
Why don't they make shows about people's daily lives you'd be interested in watching? You know, like "Sick Old Man" or "Skinny Little Weakling." "Big Fat Guy." Wouldn't you watch a show called ...

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Maggie McKeown:
That guard is still out there.
Paul Grogan:
Fine, I need you to distract him.
Maggie McKeown:
What for?
Paul Grogan:
So I can get away.
Maggie McKeown:
So YOU can get away? What ab...

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They were everywhere! There were two guys over there on the table. There were more over here. There were four right here.
Jordan Belfort:
Ugh! Are you fucking serious? Right there? Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart?
Naomi Lapaglia:
Baby, it gets worse. After they left I checked the apartment.

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Donny! How did you get in here? Someone said "gay Betelgeuse"three times and then I magically appeared. How do you think I got in here? With the key you gave me.'Cause I'm your favorite neighbor. Why are you talking like that? Um, talking like what? Like an offensive version of a gay guy. Miss girl thing bouffant,please. You sound and look like an alien who's faking being gay. Oh, my God,pop a Tic Tac an

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Arnold Stafford:
You know, your husband's much too broadminded.
Diana Kendrick:
I should think you'd be the last one to complain about that.
Arnold Stafford:
Husbands ought to be jealous! It's the t...

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Emily:
[laying in bed together]
I wish I had a mom like that. Katie and me, we were always together. Everything together. Eating, sleeping... Until we were nine we used to take a dump at the same time...

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I can't apologize enoughfor these barbaric accommodations. You deserve so much more. Oh, no, this is fine. Why are all the hotel rooms booked? The All-Alabama Gay Rodeois in town again....

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The Lawyer:
How old are you ?
The Lesbian:
What, me? 35. But I have a kid.

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Gay! Gay? Dad.What's that hole? Why are you so muddy?Where is everyone? They're at Kevin's. The party's overat Kevin's.I got to get over there. The kids' party's at Kevin's?I thought you were in Spain. I was, but I can't missmy little gazugast

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Cooper:
Lewis, I've always felt that there was a spark between us. I don't know, I can't explain it. Something about you has always made my skin tingle when we touch. My heart pounds when I think abou...

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I enjoy variousphysical pursuits. You're unmarried. Oh. You were adopted at age four. That's a matterof public record. I'm sorry, I didn't... Do you have an actualquestion, Miss Steele? Yeah, sorry. " Are you gay?"