WHY ARE YOU NAKED
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see it. But you're naked. Why are you naked ?
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Where did you come from? Why are you naked ?
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And why are you naked in
the middle of a parking lot?
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Yes, I am naked. I wondered if you'd notice.
Clara:
Doctor, why are you naked ?
The Doctor:
Because I'm going to church!
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No!
SpongeBob SquarePants:
Then why are you naked ?
Plankton:
'Cause they don't make clothes in my size.
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IS THAT YOU? - FARGO? - OH.
- OH, MY-- - I THOUGHT
I WAS GONNA DIE ALONE. - FARGO, WHY ARE YOU NAKED ? - FUNNY STORY.
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Why are you WET?
Margaret Tate: Why are you NAKED ?
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Mr. Ferguson:
Nick, why are you naked too?
Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger:
Solidarity?
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Are you still tripping?
Steve:
No, no. Why are you naked ?
Scene Description:
two men sitting at a table with a skeleton behind them.
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Whoa, that's cold!
Woody Stevens: Why are you naked ?
Dudley Frank:
I thought we were doing this wild and free thing. You guys kept your skivvies on?
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Get the fuck outta here! It is?
Alex:
Dude? Why are you naked ?
Dante:
Ooohhh shit! I am naked! Come in.
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Zeke:
Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked ?
Marybeth:
Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm gettin' kinda used to it myself.
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are standing in a dark room.
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- Oh, oh!- What the? - Oh!- Oh, my God! - Why are you naked ? My God!- Oh, God. Why are you wet? - Don't look at me.- I don't understand. - Why are you wet?- Why are you naked? Don't look at me. Oh, God! You're showing everything. Cover it up, for the love of
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Why didn't you break out?
And why are you half-naked?
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Anyway, who are you and why
are you out here half-naked?
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Why do women say they are ready when they are semi-naked? Maybe not what you think. It may well be so. | Why do women say they are ready when they are semi-naked? Maybe not what you think. It may well...
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Are you ready
for naked Facetime? Yeah. I'm wearing your favorite bra. Oh, my gosh. Wait, why aren't you naked? - Um...
- Where are you? I'm actually in the car.
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Redtop:
What's the matter? Ain't you niggas never seen naked coochie before?
Huey Lucas:
Why they all naked?
Frank Lucas:
So they can't steal nothin'. | What's wrong Y'all niggas ain't never seen ho...
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I heard you singing.
Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked?
Buddy:
I didn't know you were naked.
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Leonardo:
Michaelangelo why are you wearing boxer shorts?
Michaelangelo:
So that the guy who arrives in my place doesn't arrive bare butt naked.
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'Scoundrels, no one at the
police station could find my uniform?' 'Shame on you!' 'Sir, you are the one who is naked.' 'Why should we feel ashamed?' 'Bloodshot eyes and an officer...' He means...
- Pl...
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Can I make an appointment
for tomorrow? You have to telephone. Appointments only by telephone. I see. Why are you smiling? A salesman is naked in America
without a smile. Tomorrow I will telephone.
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And as you can tell, I'm not
naked or afraid out here, so I'm not trying to copy the show and, also my ex loved that
show, so I'm sick of it, there's a reason why
people are called exes. | And as you ...
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Kramer:
What are you trying to do?
Catherine:
Hello, Peter
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And I know some of you are like,
"How convenient." "The tape of him getting naked is gone." And to you I say,
"Why would I even make up such a story that could potentially hurt
my credibility or my im...
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Have you seriously been naked
this whole time? Uh, yeah. Why would only my glasses be visible? I-I don't get it. Why are we hiding? 'Cause if Mavis sees us,
she's gonna know something's up. Look, Drac...
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Master Wong:
Ping Pong... is not the macarena. It takes patience. She is like a fine, well-aged prostitute... it takes years to learn her tricks.
[chuckles]
Master Wong:
She is cruel, laughs at you ...
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My! There's lots more
where that came from, Tex. I'm from Georgia, ma'am. Your head looks naked. Why are you sneaking around
if you have a security pass? I had to get up there
to disable the alarm. No turning back now. Guess we're all
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Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it.
Gin:
What are you doing here?
Mac:
I'm going to ask you some questions. If I don't like your answers, you're going out the window. Why are you following me?
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Julie:
I don't see why you sent us here in the first place. These people are all Jesus Freaks.
Duane Jackson:
You're mother thought it would be a good idea for you to learn somethin' about the Bible....
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Linda:
Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy:
[Buddy jumps to his feet]
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That's why people were always
afraid to go into these woods. Where are those guys? I tell you, that the lame widow
from rotten earth will get her revenge. She will get what she wants. Get what? They t...
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I'd sleep where I please No one scolds my bull,
he roams about stark naked Shackled we are.
Decked in clothes Wake up. Run! Get yourself another lover Why are you stuck
on monogamy? Why flounder in
romantic confusion? Why get stuck in
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Rebecca Coulson:
There are boundaries, Lily, between a father and a daughter. You may not believe that, but there are.
Lawrence:
Absolutely. I was never comfortable seeing you naked after you were tw...
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based on naked attraction. She can only choose one guy
to go on that date, so who will she lose next? Whoo! So Shaida, remind us,
why are you here? I'm here so that I can find
a man before I am 30 years of age, and get married and have kids. The next section is where you
see their faces!
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Well, when I'm bored, I drive fast. I pretend I'm on my way to meet something utterly new, all naked and bright. I've gone 105 along here.
Lew Harper:
Oh, what are you trying to do, impress me?
Miranda Sampson:
Well, why don't you stand on it, old man? You're just as stuffy as Albert. The same Victorian hang-up. You probably still think a woman's place is in the h
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Chris Smith:
Open the door!
Sharla Smith:
[answers door, naked]
What?
Chris Smith:
Jesus, put some clothes on! The whole neighborhood can see. Why would you answer the door like that?
Sharla Smith:...
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We're jumping in the Beast. We're behind.
We got 28 hours to get to Cali. Copy that. - Good morning.
- Oh, my God. So, why the hell are you naked? To make sure I'd never come back. I'm sure you could've
done that another way. Let's be clear, though,
you're not wearing my underwear.
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Amy:
[after catching Mike with his pants down in front of the PC]
Oh, my God, are you ...?
Mike:
No, no, no, I was just checking my prostate.
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Swimming don't got dick-shit
to do with deep-sea diving. lf Johnny Weissmuller were in the soup
wearing a 200-pound diving rig... ...he couldn't swim to fuck Esther
Williams if she was right there nak...
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- Mm-hm. Better stay close. Yukon! Careful, watch out for branches. Yukon! Don't poke an eye out. - Move faster.
- This isn't - my first time walking here.
- How slow are you ? This woman,
all naked, the lost boy. And... and why was a haystack
in the middle of the road? Some kind of witchcraft. Well, naked people
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I don't Iike it when you taIk to me that way. WeII, I don't Iike taIking
to you that way, okay? I just wanna be sweet to you.
That's the thing that's... But I aIso wanna know
why you didn't text me ba...
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Ian:
You're on the air!
Butt-head:
[on phone]
Whoa! Am I on the air?
Beavis:
Come on, Butt-head, give me the phone.
Ian:
[to Beavis and Butt-head]
What? Am I speaking English, what did I just say d...
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Billy Sunday:
Swimmin' don't got dick-shit to do with deep-sea divin'. If Johnny fuckin' Weismuller were in the soup wearin' a 200-pound Mark Five divin' rig, he couldn't swim to fuck Esther Williams ...
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Maj. Weldon Penderton:
You look like a slattern goin' around the house this way. The Langdons are coming to dinner, I suppose you're gonna sit down at the table like that.
Leonora:
Sure. Why not, pri...
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Mikael Blomkvist:
Hi. You and I need to talk. I got us some breakfast.
[sees a naked woman in Lisbeth's room]
Mikael Blomkvist:
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you had some company.
Lisbeth Salander:
H...
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Bill Dolworth:
Men on that train are Colorados. Expert marksmen. Also expert at torture. Couple o' years ago they burned and looted a town of three thousand people. When they finished, forty were left...
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Green Lantern:
Evening, ma'am. Didn't have chance to say goodbye. Are you okay?
Carol Ferris:
Uh, yeah, no, I'm glad I have a chance to thank you.
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AirbnBitch.
Think about it, man. Whose naked video
would you like to see? Not some anonymous porno star,
but from the girl next door. The most beautiful girl in the class.
- Why would they let you fil...
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Walter Keane:
What are you afraid of! Just because people like my work, that means automatically it's bad?
John Canaday:
No, but it doesn't make it art either. Art should elevate, not pander. Particularly in a Hall of Educati
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You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothin
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Melissa:
[at Meg's home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs]
Why do you call Billy "The Extreme?"
Dusty:
Because Billy *is* "The Extreme."
Jason 'Preacher' Rowe:
Bill is the most outta contro...
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Yeah, well I do now, so - get dressed.
Mia:
Why are you talking different?
Joanne:
[to Connor]
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Cooper:
Lewis, I've always felt that there was a spark between us. I don't know, I can't explain it. Something about you has always made my skin tingle when we touch. My heart pounds when I think abou...
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You think I'm planning to abuse the doctor-patient relationship.
Paula: Are you ?
Jerry:
No. Just because I think she's beautiful doesn't mean I want to have sex with her. I mean, I think you're beautiful, but...
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Grapple:
Never underrate the wily Pathan. What we're going on to now is the wily Pathan, followed the use of and handling of anti-gas carpet. The Pathan lives in India. India is a hot, strange country...
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t kind of a monster... could hear that heartbreak and go in just the same?" Well, I'm that dog. I'm that monster. These mothers are as harmless as a fox in a hen house. And I'm here to kick some ass! Are you with me?
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Jack's Girlfriend:
[Jack is busy with his laptop and his girlfriend is standing behind him in a bathrobe] Are you ignoring me?
Jack Foster:
Why shouldn't I ignore you?
Scene Description:
a man and a woman sit at a table in a dark room.
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Princess Carolyn: You and the Tsar are just different sides of the same coin: false gods worshiped in different ways. Dress the Tsar as a peasant and you have a peasant.
[searches for Liszt]
Princess ...
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Jenna:
[surprised] Are you really my best friend?
Lucy:
[wondering why Jenna is acting so strange]
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Minerva Mayflower:
Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?' Bu...
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Thank God he was born an orphan. It would have killed his parents. And thank goodness he didn't end up like that Slibstrini boy.
Harry Weiss:
What are you talking about? Danny Slibstrini's a chip of the old block. Why, I played 18 holes of golf with his father just last week and Hank says that Danny's moved to New York to better himself.
Emily Weiss:
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Why DeIete it I am begging you , delete it Are you really begging me
when you won't even let me touch your hair It was no fun last time You were like a corpse so it wasn't all that exciting Let's try something riskier this time Tonight at 1 0 o'clock
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You should, too.
Rebecca:
What are you trying, Justin?
Justin Cobb:
No, really. I mean, we're so uptight in our clothes. It's just like wearing a bathing suit. At the beach.
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Coach Norman Dale:
First of all, let's be real friendly here, okay? My name is Norm. Secondly, your coaching days are over.
George:
Look, mister, there's... two kinds of dumb, uh... guy that gets nak...
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What have you done? I've bisected her body, removedthe intestines and drained her blood. - Why?- A writer writes, a surgeon cuts. I think you will findthese pieces more portable. What are you doing now? Well, she seemed so sad. I've decided to give hera smile that will last forever. That's how they found me. Naked, on displayfor the whole world to see. You were the front-page newsof every
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Julian Cadazio:
We're done with flowers and fruit bowls. We're finished with beaches and seascapes. We're getting out of armor, rugs, and tapestries, too. I found something new.
[reveals Moses Rosent...
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[Buddy defends his theory on the naked Playboy photos he has up on his walls]
Buddy:
Big improvement, huh? The room needed something.
Terry:
Your room is why my life is totally screwed up. You guys ...
Scene Description:
a man and a woman are standing in front of a wall that has pictures on it.