WHY ME, GOD?

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Professor:
[upon being injured]
Why me, God? Why not one of the students? | Why me God Why not one of the students

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[ WHISTLING ] OH, MY GOD! WHAT? [ Sobbing ]
WHY ME? WHY ME, GOD? WHAT? TELL ME THAT'S NOT
WHAT I THINK IT IS. CLAIRE JUST GOT HER
DRIVER'S PERMIT. OH, GOD! IT'S WHAT
I THINK IT IS. WHAT IS THE BIG DEA...

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Jerry Landers:
Why me?
God:
Why not you?
Jerry Landers:
You mean there's no special...
God:
Life is a crap shoot, like the millionth customer that crosses the bridge gets to shake hands with the go...

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"My god, my god,
why hast thou forsaken me? | "My god, my god,
why hast thou forsaken me?

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Jesus:
My God, my God, why have you foresaken me? | My God My God why have you forsaken me

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My God. My God. Why have You forsaken me? (GASPING) | My God. My God. Why have You forsaken me? (GASPING)

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Jesus:
My God! My God! Why have you forgotten me? | My God why have you forgotten me

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Joseph:
[screams]
God! My God! Why have You forsaken me? | My god Why have you forsaken me

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But why did God abandon me?! | But why did God abandon me?!

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Johnny:
[his last lines]
Why? Why is this happening to me?
[pulls out a pistol]

Johnny:
God forgive me. | Why Why is this happening to me Why It's over God forgive me

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My God... why hast thou forsaken me? | My God... why hast thou forsaken me?

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- God, Kyle!
- Oh, just tell me why. | - God, Kyle!
- Oh, just tell me why.

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My God! Why hast thou forsaken me? | My God! Why hast thou forsaken me?

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God dammit.
Why don't they leave me alone? | God dammit.
Why don't they leave me alone?

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Jesus:
My God, why have you forgotten me? | SOBS My God why have you forgotten me

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Oh, my God. Why hast thou forsaken me? | Oh, my God. Why hast thou forsaken me?

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Oh, my God.
Why didn't you tell me? | Oh, my God.
Why didn't you tell me?

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Why else would God
take me from myself? | Why else would God
take me from myself?

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Elvis Presley:
[reading postcards]
My God My God why hast thou forsaken me? Signed The Pope. | My God my God why hast thou forsaken me Signed The Pope

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"My God, my God,
why have you forsaken me?" He asked from the cross. | "My God, my God,
why have you forsaken me?" He asked from the cross.

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They have showed me why God put me on this earth. | They have showed me why God put me on this earth.

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Oh, God, why is it moist? Uh, give me, give me. | Oh, God, why is it moist? Uh, give me, give me.

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-Why won't you talk to me?
-[screams] [maniacal laughing] Oh, my God! Oh, my God! | -Why won't you talk to me?
-[screams] [maniacal laughing] Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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God, why does everyone
treat me like I’m crazy? | God, why does everyone
treat me like I’m crazy?

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Why, George Freeman,
you got me blushing before God. | Why, George Freeman,
you got me blushing before God.

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Oh, thank God you're here!
Why didn't anyone tell me? | Oh, thank God you're here!
Why didn't anyone tell me?

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- Oh my god, that's amazing!
Why didn't you tell me? | - Oh my god, that's amazing!
Why didn't you tell me?

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if God love me, then why he take my babies? | if God love me, then why he take my babies?

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I finally understood why
god brought me here to you. | I finally understood why
god brought me here to you.

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Oh my god, why did
you let me do that? | Oh my god, why did
you let me do that?

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Then tell me, Son of God, why did you take Ayisha from me? | Then tell me, Son of God, why did you take Ayisha from me?

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- Oh, my God, oh, my
God, I can already feel it's starting to hit me.
- Why not? | - Oh, my God, oh, my
God, I can already feel it's starting to hit me.
- Why not?

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Princess Flavia: I don't know why God has let me love you. | I don't know why God has let me love you

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Whoa! - Why are you killing us?
- Don't ask me, ask God! | Whoa! - Why are you killing us?
- Don't ask me, ask God!

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Oh, God, she's beautiful, why
is she just staring at me? | Oh, God, she's beautiful, why
is she just staring at me?

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And why should that exclude me
from the Kingdom of God? | And why should that exclude me
from the Kingdom of God?

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No, Jonathan, no.
Why didn't you call me? My God. | No, Jonathan, no.
Why didn't you call me? My God.

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That is why God is punishing me.
By taking my brother. | That is why God is punishing me.
By taking my brother.

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- Dickhead never calls me.
- My, God. Why did he get arrested? | - Dickhead never calls me.
- My, God. Why did he get arrested?

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Short:
Oh, god! Why is he looking at me like that? Oh, god! Oh, god! Chill out! Chill out, man! No, no, no! Oh, god! Oh, god! Oh, god! | Oh god why is he looking at me like that Oh god oh god chill ou...

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Lenny: "My god, my god, "why have you forsaken me?" Said Jesus before he was about to die. | Lenny: "My god, my god, "why have you forsaken me?" Said Jesus before he was about to die.

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I have to know why God spared me
but took my daughter. | I have to know why God spared me
but took my daughter.

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Oh, my God. Is that why
you dropped me as a client? | Oh, my God. Is that why
you dropped me as a client?

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- Tell me why do you think God
might have brought you here? | - Tell me why do you think God
might have brought you here?

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[ Tender tune plays ] She’s the reason why God
gave me this voice. | [ Tender tune plays ] She’s the reason why God
gave me this voice.

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You can just go,
"Oh, my god, why me?" and be capsized. | You can just go,
"Oh, my god, why me?" and be capsized.

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God, it just burned me to know
why he never showed up. | God, it just burned me to know
why he never showed up.

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God. Why is everything
so dramatic with you? It's pissing me off! | God. Why is everything
so dramatic with you? It's pissing me off!

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"Why, God, why?" I'd served Him so faithfully,
one moment of doubt and He took her from me. | "Why, God, why?" I'd served Him so faithfully,
one moment of doubt and He took her from me.

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Shawn Daley:
[shouts]
Why are you so mad at me? You wanna know my name? It's God! G - O - D, GOD! | Why are you so mad at me You wanna know my name It's god G O D god

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- Oh, my God.
- Brandon. God, are you okay?
What happened? It burns. My back burns! - What? Turn over.
- Oh, my God. Brandon! Brandon, are you okay? - Let me see.
- What happened? - What happened?
- L...

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God damn it. Why couldn't
you just trust me? I always trusted you. | God damn it. Why couldn't
you just trust me? I always trusted you.

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I suppose I'm having trouble understanding
why God chose to work through me. | I suppose I'm having trouble understanding
why God chose to work through me.

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"Why didn't you save me?" And God said "What are you
talking about? | "Why didn't you save me?" And God said "What are you
talking about?

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[indistinct chatter] [mahalia, sighs]
god, why did you put me at carnegie hall? | [indistinct chatter] [mahalia, sighs]
god, why did you put me at carnegie hall?

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A Fuck Me Silly, Da-- Oh, my God.
Why is it so heavy? | A Fuck Me Silly, Da-- Oh, my God.
Why is it so heavy?

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"Still the One," Shania Twain. Why
you gotta do me like this, God? | "Still the One," Shania Twain. Why
you gotta do me like this, God?

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I was like, "Oh, my God.
I know why she did it." I know why she bumped into me. | I was like, "Oh, my God.
I know why she did it." I know why she bumped into me.

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And when he come face-to-face
with God, he complained, he said,
"God, why did you abandon me?" And God said,
"I sent the police! | And when he come face-to-face
with God, he complained, he said,
"God,...

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[after having sex with Lisa on the spiral staircase]

Mark:
God. Why did you do this to me? Johnny's my best friend. | God Why did you do this to me Why Johnny's my best friend

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Jehan: Why do you struggle? You are mine, now!
Esmeralda: Never! God will protect me! | Why do you struggle You are mine now Never God will protect me

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If there is a God, why is he allowing this to happen to me? | If there is a God, why is he allowing this to happen to me?

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Do you want me to punish you? - Why?
- Hands in the air. I failed. May God forgive me. | Do you want me to punish you? - Why?
- Hands in the air. I failed. May God forgive me.

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But why would God
put this fire in me if he didn't want me to act on it? | But why would God
put this fire in me if he didn't want me to act on it?

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Jim Kurring:
Oh, Lord, why is this happening to me? God, please help me figure this out. I'm lost out here! I don't understand why it's happening. God, please, God!
[sirens]

Jim Kurring:
Whatever it...

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Thomas Ryan: [about to inform on O'Leary's men] Oh God, why have you done this to me? | Oh God Why have you done this to me Hello This is Ryan

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John:
Why couldn't God make me Elvis?
Julia:
'Cause he was saving you for John Lennon! | Why couldn't God make me Elvis Cos he was saving you for John Lennon

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I shouldn't be here. Why not? God will punish me. My gods won't punish you. | I shouldn't be here. Why not? God will punish me. My gods won't punish you.

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In a world full of ugliness why did God choose me
to be so handsome? | In a world full of ugliness why did God choose me
to be so handsome?