WHY SO SERIOUS EVERY TIME

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But then I won't have you. Why can't I have you?
Hubbell Gardner:
Because you push too hard, every damn minute. There's no time to ever relax and enjoy living. Every things too serious to be so serious.
Katie Morosky Gardner:
If I push too hard it's because I want things to be better, I want us to be better, I want you to be better. Sure I make waves you have I mean you have to. A

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t. You always do this, every single time. What? Seriously, just take me back to school, man. If I miss this play, Molly's going to freak out and she's not going to go to prom with me. Are you fucking serious right now? Fuck, yes, I'm serious!

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I can't. I'm sorry.
Mason:
You're sorry? Grace, are you serious ? I've been waiting for you for a really long time and I wouldn't take a second of it back because I love you so goddamn much, okay? But I've been waiting for three years to as why is that you don't t

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Master Splinter: [Splinter catches the Turtles sneaking back in late] Boys, where have you been? I've been freaking out!
Donatello: We're sorry, Dad. Listen...
Michelangelo: It was this cat, and you k...

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Will you kindly get me out of this?
Aunt Belle:
Julie, you can't be serious .
Julie:
Never more serious in my life.

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[creates a whole new location out of two mirrors]

Cobb:
Very impressive.
[notices Mal; flashback of himself and Mal on the same bridge]

Cobb:
I know this bridge. This place is real, isn't it?
Aria...

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Joe Lye:
Think the old man will be getting here pretty soon?
Victor Amato:
Why? You got something better to do?
Joe Lye:
I didn't say so.
Victor Amato:
That broken-down movie star waiting outside? ...

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Luther Stickell:
In all the years that I've known Ethan he's only been serious about two women. One was his wife.
Ilsa Faust:
He's married?

Scene Description:
a man is talking to a woman in a dark room.

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Everything I can think of I've told you. I mean seriously, who would make this shit up!
Lt. Colonel Cameron Mitchell:
Because it is; funny! And you need to learn that things can be both funny and serious at the same time!
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter:
I've listened. whereas I've been trying to tell you that Earth is in serious danger and you don't seem to give a rat's ass!

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Have I ever done or said anything to make you believe that I have? If so, I assure you it was quite unintentional.
Blanche Ingram:
Are you never serious ?
Edward Rochester:
Never more than at this moment, except perhaps when I'm eating my dinner.

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Rick Grimes: [while sitting in their squad car, eating burgers and fries together] What's the difference between men and women?
Shane Walsh: This a joke?
Rick Grimes: No. Serious .
Shane Walsh: Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on. They're struck blind the second they leave the room. I mean, every woman I ever let h

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Ta-da! Captain Yesterday, I find your skintighthigh-waters incredibly sexy. Let's get together sometime. Sure! I'm listed in the phone book,so once I reveal my real name......along with my address...

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ways smell so good? Maybe one day,my garden can smell like this. I hope you're notplannin' anything, Dave. Dave: Well, it's black Fridaytomorrow, so you'll have to wait and see. If I thought you were serious , I'd have to report you,you know. 'Course I'm not serious. Or am I? Anyway, it's action manyou gotta look out for, not me. Yeah, colder than a reptile. Something's not right. But why do I get the fee

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didn't want todrag you into it, Dad. That was an error in judgment. Sorry, Dad.Sorry I'm not perfect. You know, you're pretty farfrom perfect lately, Archie.That's why you're grounded. What? Are you serious ? So, in this house, everynight for two weeks, 7:00. You want some alone timewith your music? You got it. -l'm not 10 years old, Dad!You can't just...-You wanna go for three?

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Det. Bob Keppel:
Well, at least they got the animal locked up.
Jerry Thompson:
Yeah. Florida won't let him go. They'll fry him down here.
Det. Mike Fisher:
I'll drink to that.
Det. Bob Keppel:
Rich...

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a man and a woman are sitting next to each other.

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Walter Bush:
[after Herb has selected his final roster after one day of tryouts]
Herb! Herb! Hey, Herb!
Herb Brooks:
Oh, hey, Walter. How are we doing?
Walter Bush:
I think we have a problem, Herb. ...

Scene Description:
a man in a suit is looking at the camera and has a serious expression on his face.