WHY YOU LITTLE TEACH LAUGH

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ing it. You couldn't teach us a trade, we've got one. And you couldn't do without it. Oh, we're only kids now, but someday we're gonna be the guys that make you laugh and cry and think that there's a little stardust left on life's dirty old pan. Oh, she don't understand. She'd put butterflies to work makin' rubber tires.

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Richie:
[after hearing about Jason, to Wade]
I get it, though, dude. You do what you gotta do to survive, you know? If we were all out here starving to death and you were... and you were dead, I'd eat...

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Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimey, little communist, shit twinkle-towed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody huh? The fairy-fucking godmother said it! I'll fucking stab you! I'll fucking BT you all until you fu

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Why, you little ...! I'll teach you to laughat something that's funny! You know, we are on the roof.We could have some fun. What kind of fun? How about a dare contest? That sounds fun. I dare you to......climb the TV

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Abby Richter:
[still imitating him]
What's wrong with a little ass grabbing, I mean what's it there for if not for me to grab it?
[Mike feigns a groan]

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e. When I worry about you and your career, I have to run away from the terror of my own thoughts. So I amuse myself by studying the faces of the people I see. Just ordinary, casual, dull people. That little English couple for instance - I was watching them during dinner, sitting there close together, holding hands. And I saw him in his nice, smart British uniform shooting a little pistol at a huge tank.

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Ta-da! Captain Yesterday, I find your skintighthigh-waters incredibly sexy. Let's get together sometime. Sure! I'm listed in the phone book,so once I reveal my real name......along with my address...