Join the conversation
Log in or create an account to leave a comment
Log In
David Larrabee:
What's so constructive about marrying Elizabeth Tyson? Linus Larrabee:
[offering a sheet of plastic]
Taste it. David Larrabee:
[licks it]
It's sweet. Linus Larrabee:
That's right. It's made of Sugar cane. David Larrabee:
Sugar cane. Wait a minute. This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the Tysons own The largest holdings of sugar cane in Puerto Rico, would it? Linus Larrabee:
Second largest. The largest have no daughter. David Larrabee:
It's all beginning to make sense. Mr. Tyson owns the sugarcane, you own the formula for the plastics, and I'm supposed to be offered up as a human sacrifice on the altar of the industrial progress. Is that it? Linus Larrabee:
You make it sound so vulgar, David, as if the son of the hot dog dynasty were being offered in marriage to the daughter of the mustard king. Surely... surely you don't object to Elizabeth Tyson just because her father happens to have twenty million dollars? That's very narrow-minded of you, David. David Larrabee:
Just one thing you overlooked. I haven't proposed, and she hasn't accepted. Linus Larrabee:
Oh, don't worry. I proposed and Mr. Tyson accepted. David Larrabee:
Did you kiss him?
What's so constructive about marrying Elizabeth Tyson? Linus Larrabee:
[offering a sheet of plastic]
Taste it. David Larrabee:
[licks it]
It's sweet. Linus Larrabee:
That's right. It's made of Sugar cane. David Larrabee:
Sugar cane. Wait a minute. This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that the Tysons own The largest holdings of sugar cane in Puerto Rico, would it? Linus Larrabee:
Second largest. The largest have no daughter. David Larrabee:
It's all beginning to make sense. Mr. Tyson owns the sugarcane, you own the formula for the plastics, and I'm supposed to be offered up as a human sacrifice on the altar of the industrial progress. Is that it? Linus Larrabee:
You make it sound so vulgar, David, as if the son of the hot dog dynasty were being offered in marriage to the daughter of the mustard king. Surely... surely you don't object to Elizabeth Tyson just because her father happens to have twenty million dollars? That's very narrow-minded of you, David. David Larrabee:
Just one thing you overlooked. I haven't proposed, and she hasn't accepted. Linus Larrabee:
Oh, don't worry. I proposed and Mr. Tyson accepted. David Larrabee:
Did you kiss him?
Full Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.335
What's so constructive about marrying Elizabeth Tyson
00:00:03.336 --> 00:00:04.733
Taste it
00:00:05.463 --> 00:00:08.407
It's sweet That's right It's made of sugar cane
00:00:08.424 --> 00:00:09.901
Sugar cane
00:00:10.969 --> 00:00:14.137
Wait a minute This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact
00:00:14.138 --> 00:00:15.347
that the Tysons own
00:00:15.348 --> 00:00:18.918
the largest holdings of sugar cane in Puerto Rico would it
00:00:18.935 --> 00:00:21.914
Second largest The largest have no daughter
00:00:23.648 --> 00:00:25.921
It's all beginning to make sense
00:00:25.942 --> 00:00:29.861
Mr Tyson owns the sugar cane you own the formula for the plastics
00:00:29.862 --> 00:00:32.431
and I'm supposed to be offered up as a human sacrifice
00:00:32.448 --> 00:00:35.142
on the altar of industrial progress is that it
00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:38.704
You make it sound so vulgar David As if the son of the hot dog dynasty
00:00:38.705 --> 00:00:41.873
were being offered in marriage to the daughter of the mustard king
00:00:41.874 --> 00:00:43.709
Surely you don't object to Elizabeth
00:00:43.071 --> 00:00:45.938
just because her father happens to have 20 million
00:00:45.962 --> 00:00:48.044
That's very narrow minded of you David
00:00:48.464 --> 00:00:50.979
Just one thing you overlooked
00:00:50.027 --> 00:00:52.217
I haven't proposed and she hasn't accepted
00:00:52.218 --> 00:00:55.447
Don't worry I proposed and Mr Tyson accepted
00:00:56.347 --> 00:00:58.997
Did you kiss him Now look David
Want This Clip in HD?
Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →
Movie Summary
A playboy becomes interested in the daughter of his family's chauffeur, but it's his more serious brother who would be the better man for her.
Actors
David Larrabee
Linus Larrabee
