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"Safety Not Guaranteed" quotes

Safety Not Guaranteed poster
Three magazine employees head out on an assignment to interview a guy who placed a classified advertisement seeking a companion for time travel.

Director: Colin Trevorrow
Writer: Derek Connolly
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 2012
MetaScore: 72/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $4,010,957
Released: 15 Jun 2012
Awards: 8 wins & 18 nominations

38 video clips

KennethDariusArnauJeffMr. BrittBelinda
To go it alone or to go with a partner - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:24 To go it alone or to go with a partner Stormtroopers don't know anything about Iasers or time travel - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:07 Stormtroopers don't know anything about Iasers or time... You should try C R Guns in Wilkins - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:37 You should try C R Guns in Wilkins Close Wait what about this one - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:08 Close Wait what about this one What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face too - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:33 What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face... Stay back Don't scare them This is fucking intense - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:07 Stay back Don't scare them This is fucking intense Yes It's all one Iong school year now - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:07 Yes It's all one Iong school year now I really Iike your intensity You're Iike no nonsense - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:08 I really Iike your intensity You're Iike no nonsense In high school I felt like that mouse - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:22 In high school I felt like that mouse Well you're sad I don't know how to describe it - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:32 Well you're sad I don't know how to describe it Can I get a couple interns - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:11 Can I get a couple interns What time would you go back to - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:31 What time would you go back to You never done coke or anything when you're studying for an exam - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:23 You never done coke or anything when you're studying... Fucking Iasers What kind of Iasers - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:07 Fucking Iasers What kind of Iasers While I would like to maneuver through this world with an open heart and mind - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:14 While I would like to maneuver through this world with an... Hey hey Iisten to me - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:13 Hey hey Iisten to me You wanna go back Why do you wanna go back - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:04 You wanna go back Why do you wanna go back Here she is Look at you you went all rogue What did you get - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:36 Here she is Look at you you went all rogue What did you get This is a bad place to talk - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:10 This is a bad place to talk Why do you have flames on your Iaptop - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:09 Why do you have flames on your Iaptop Good Kenneth Calloway - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:35 Good Kenneth Calloway So what'd he say - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:16 So what'd he say What makes you think there's something wrong with him - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:08 What makes you think there's something wrong with him So here's what I'm thinking We're budgeted for two rooms - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:08 So here's what I'm thinking We're budgeted... The mission's been updated - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:12 The mission's been updated I have no funk I'm totally funkless - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:03 I have no funk I'm totally funkless Are you guys racist It's complicated - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:05 Are you guys racist It's complicated But he wasn't the type of guy who you could easily - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:15 But he wasn't the type of guy who you could easily I don't know She was big and Iike - Safety Not Guaranteed 00:10 I don't know She was big and Iike

Cast

Darius - Aubrey Plaza
Young Darius - Lauren Carlos
Restaurant Manager - Basil Harris
Bridget - Mary Lynn Rajskub
Jeff - Jake Johnson
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