That's what I thought

[Jeff approaches Kenneth's house. He clearly has not done enough research, and acts like a smiling, bobbing idiot] Jeff:
Kenneth Calloway, right? Is that right? My name is Jeff. [He extends a hand to shake, which Kenneth ignores. Jeff is grinning too much] Jeff:
Look, I saw your ad in the, uh, Classifieds. I want to know if you need a partner. Kenneth:
What's your mission? Jeff:
What do you mean, what's my mission? Kenneth:
What's your reason for going back? [Jeff has changed from smiling maniacally to frowning] Jeff:
Oh, well, who wouldn't want to go back? It's an amazing opportunity. To go back in time, you know? See gladiators, and watch dinosaurs with my own eyes. Have sex with a pilgrim? That's all I wanted. I want to go back. It's neat. Who wouldn't want to go back, Kenneth? YOU want to go back. Why do YOU want to go back? Well, do you need a partner? Kenneth:
Can you look fear and danger in the eye? Jeff:
That's an odd question. Kenneth:
Have you ever stared fear and danger in the eye and said YES. Jeff:
Sure. Kenneth:
Get off my porch. Jeff:
Let's start over. Come on, we can be pals. Let's go back in time. Kenneth:
Man, that smile. What is that smile? You don't know pain, You don't know regret, You don't know... Jeff:
[agreeing with everything and leaving with his arms raised]
Okay. Well, look, it was really nice to meet you. Kenneth:
[grimly]
That's what I thought