Do you sell guns here? What kind of guns? I don't know. Something sexy and affordable,...
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[Darius approaches Kenneth, where he is stocking soup cans in the Grocery Outlet Bargain Market. She acts cool and nonchalant]
Darius:
Do you sell guns here?
Kenneth:
[surprised]
What kind of guns?
Darius:
I don't know. Something sexy and affordable, with killing power?
Kenneth:
You should try C and R Guns in Wilkins. The state of Washington does not allow the sale of firearms in the business premises of a grocer.
Darius:
Hm. What about those... thingies? With the spiky ball on the end of a chain things, you know, and the...
[She pantomimes whirling a flail around above her head]
Darius:
You have those?
Kenneth:
What exactly is the intended use? Is there a pest problem, or hunting?
Darius:
[sternly]
Well, if your ad had been written properly, I may have a better idea of what I need.
Kenneth:
My ad?
Darius:
Yeah. It's pretty sloppy.
Kenneth:
Excuse me?
Darius:
You heard me. I hope you worked harder on your calibrations.
Kenneth:
[looking around cautiously, but sounding stung]
My calibrations are flippin' pinpoint, okay?
Darius:
Hm.
Kenneth:
[still looking around and behind him]
There are people after me. How do I know you don't work for them?
Darius:
Because I've never worked for anybody in my life.
Kenneth:
You ever face certain death?
Darius:
If it was so certain, I wouldn't be here, would I?
[She takes a soup can from his hand and places it, without looking, unerringly in its spot on the shelf]
Transcript
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You should try C R Guns in Wilkins
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The state of Washington does not allow
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the sale of firearms in the business premises of a grocer
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What about those thingies
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with the spiky ball at the end of the chain things
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You know with the Do you have those
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What exactly is the intended use
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Is there a pest problem or hunting
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Well if your ad had been written properly I may have a better idea of what I need
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My ad Yeah
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 144
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 51s
Uploaded: 25 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Three magazine employees head out on an assignment to interview a guy who placed a classified advertisement seeking a companion for time travel.
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