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Salesmen

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.

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Luke Jarvis

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Cingo Entertainment

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http://salesmenfilm.com

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I'm not trying to trick you into anything.
You bring a friend, I bring a friend. - Salesmen

I'm not trying to trick you into anything. You bring a ...

What's the worst that could
happen? At the end of the night, - Salesmen

What's the worst that could happen? At the end of the n...

Yep. And I didn't even use
any great sales tactics either. - Salesmen

Yep. And I didn't even use any great sales tactics eith...

- I was off. Felt discombobulated.
- Discom-what? - Salesmen

- I was off. Felt discombobulated. - Discom-what?

Probably just all those poetry
classes getting to your head. - Salesmen

Probably just all those poetry classes getting to your head.

Ever since I met her, it
messed me up. Got me thinking, - Salesmen

Ever since I met her, it messed me up. Got me thinking,

- [Will laughs] Shut up!
- Yeah. I think you need a beer, - Salesmen

- [Will laughs] Shut up! - Yeah. I think you need a beer,

She had the best first day in history. - Salesmen

She had the best first day in history.

[they clap] - Salesmen

Watching him work was
like watching DaVinci - Salesmen

Watching him work was like watching DaVinci

[music plays] - Salesmen

I thought we were going
out-out. Not bowling. - Salesmen

I thought we were going out-out. Not bowling.

As soon as a person answers the
door, I ask if I can use the bathroom. - Salesmen

As soon as a person answers the door, I ask if I can use the...

Then I find reasons not to
leave until they buy something. - Salesmen

Then I find reasons not to leave until they buy something.

We offer customized retail
solutions for everyday people - Salesmen

We offer customized retail solutions for everyday people

Interesting. What other
hidden talents do you have? - Salesmen

Interesting. What other hidden talents do you have?

Nobody saw it?? OK, I see how it is. - Salesmen

Nobody saw it?? OK, I see how it is.

REEEOW! REEEEOW! - Salesmen

REEEOW! REEEEOW!

[Will makes cat sounds] - Salesmen

[Will makes cat sounds]

College freshmen?? They're
gonna be out later than you. - Salesmen

College freshmen?? They're gonna be out later than you.

I'm telling you no, but we
should meet up again. Soon! - Salesmen

I'm telling you no, but we should meet up again. Soon!

Oh! They're getting after
it in there. My boy Will! - Salesmen

Oh! They're getting after it in there. My boy Will!

[they both laugh affectionately] - Salesmen

[they both laugh affectionately]

Oh, Madison. Stop! It's-- - Salesmen

Oh, Madison. Stop! It's--

Come back. It was a misunderstanding! - Salesmen

Come back. It was a misunderstanding!

[Madison makes sounds of panic] - Salesmen

[Madison makes sounds of panic]

I know, but I think I might do it. - Salesmen

I know, but I think I might do it.

Well, whatever you decide, I support you. - Salesmen

Well, whatever you decide, I support you.

This book was written by a local author - Salesmen

This book was written by a local author

So if we sell a lot of these,
we're going to make huge dough. - Salesmen

So if we sell a lot of these, we're going to make huge ...

Brad Mastrangelo could sell anything: - Salesmen

Brad Mastrangelo could sell anything:

He once sold an AK-47 to the Dalai Lama. - Salesmen

He once sold an AK-47 to the Dalai Lama.

But, I have written down
some major talking points, - Salesmen

But, I have written down some major talking points,

Two: lizards are using TikTok videos
and vape pens to hypnotize our children. - Salesmen

Two: lizards are using TikTok videos and vape pens to hypnot...

Three: in nine years, the world
will be destroyed by a tidal wave. - Salesmen

Three: in nine years, the world will be destroyed by a tidal...

Uhh... Let me show you this part: - Salesmen

Uhh... Let me show you this part:

This can be a great gag gift.
Something funny for your co-workers. - Salesmen

This can be a great gag gift. Something funny for your co-wo...

Because, neighbors-wise-- - Salesmen

Because, neighbors-wise--

Just anybody else around here
you think would want to buy the-- - Salesmen

Just anybody else around here you think would want to buy th...

God bless you. Because-- - Salesmen

God bless you. Because--

She reads the news,
she votes. I'll take a copy. - Salesmen

She reads the news, she votes. I'll take a copy.

This is perfect. You are
waking up the world, man. - Salesmen

This is perfect. You are waking up the world, man.

You are a patriot. You're
like Paul Revere and... - Salesmen

You are a patriot. You're like Paul Revere and...

There's no doubt in my mind,
everything you just said is 100% true. - Salesmen

There's no doubt in my mind, everything you just said i...

I saw a lizard person
once, in the park over there. - Salesmen

I saw a lizard person once, in the park over there.

Look, this is back when I was
25 pounds lighter. OK, asshole? - Salesmen

Look, this is back when I was 25 pounds lighter. OK, asshole...

I did not mean-- I
will fuck off. I'm sorry-- - Salesmen

I did not mean-- I will fuck off. I'm sorry--

Penguin or something out
there in the North Pole, and... - Salesmen

Penguin or something out there in the North Pole, and...

I know. Just every house
I go to, I feel the pressure. - Salesmen

I know. Just every house I go to, I feel the pressure.

And so if you buy this
book, it's a really good book. - Salesmen

And so if you buy this book, it's a really good book.

Umm... The, the-- - Salesmen

Umm... The, the--

And the pages are nice and...thick! - Salesmen

And the pages are nice and...thick!

I just-- Oh, thank you. - Salesmen

I just-- Oh, thank you.

I'll get my mojo back! You guys
want to grab some beers tonight? - Salesmen

I'll get my mojo back! You guys want to grab some beers...

I have a yoga class and then I'm
going to get groceries, pay some bills... - Salesmen

I have a yoga class and then I'm going to get groceries...

You know, normal adult activities
that you guys never seem to bother with. - Salesmen

You know, normal adult activities that you guys never seem t...

[they laugh] - Salesmen

[Corey groans] - Salesmen

Stuff like this... It gives me nightmares. - Salesmen

Stuff like this... It gives me nightmares.

[Corey laughs] - Salesmen

[TV cartoons play] - Salesmen

[TV cartoons play]

Ask my nurse, - Salesmen

Last night, I dreamt me, Randy, - Salesmen

Last night, I dreamt me, Randy,

What's the difference between
a salon and barbershop? - Salesmen

What's the difference between a salon and barbershop?

Jenkins, the next time you see
me, I'm gonna be your fucking boss. - Salesmen

Jenkins, the next time you see me, I'm gonna be your fu...

[sing] Two lizard
people, sitting in a tree-- - Salesmen

[sing] Two lizard people, sitting in a tree--

Me and Corey have been
on several dates. Five, in fact! - Salesmen

Me and Corey have been on several dates. Five, in fact!

Alright, let's just take a deep- - Salesmen

Alright, let's just take a deep-

[they argue] - Salesmen

These are because we are having
the best sales month in company history. - Salesmen

These are because we are having the best sales month in comp...

She is having a rookie year
paralleled only to Larry Bird. - Salesmen

She is having a rookie year paralleled only to Larry Bird.

And The Life Tendrils?
Selling like hot cakes. - Salesmen

And The Life Tendrils? Selling like hot cakes.

I've even seen people on the
street with the outfits from the cover. - Salesmen

I've even seen people on the street with the outfits fr...

So to show his appreciation, - Salesmen

So to show his appreciation,

It's a party! There'll be regular
people there. You're coming. - Salesmen

It's a party! There'll be regular people there. Yo...

Tony! Corey! You guys made it. - Salesmen

Tony! Corey! You guys made it.

Well, you're in luck, because I
make the best Moscow mules - Salesmen

Well, you're in luck, because I make the best Moscow mu...

Bob, I got to say, I am really
impressed with the turnout. - Salesmen

Bob, I got to say, I am really impressed with the turnout.

They're flying out of
the boxes. I am making-- - Salesmen

They're flying out of the boxes. I am making--

So I'm going to need you boys to
grab your mules. And go mingle! - Salesmen

So I'm going to need you boys to grab your mules. And g...

So incredibly true. I can't
even tell you. It was like-- - Salesmen

So incredibly true. I can't even tell you. It was like-...

I was just trying to see if it was real. - Salesmen

I was just trying to see if it was real.

I've always said you three? The
best posture I've ever seen in my life. - Salesmen

I've always said you three? The best posture I've ...

Okay? If you haven't kissed each
other and I haven't kissed you? - Salesmen

Okay? If you haven't kissed each other and I haven'...

Rihanna, Mariah Carey
are definitely lizard people. - Salesmen

Rihanna, Mariah Carey are definitely lizard people.

Beyonce? A lizard person.
Kelly Rowland? A lizard person. - Salesmen

Beyonce? A lizard person. Kelly Rowland? A lizard person.

Michelle? Now you might find
this interesting. Not a lizard person! - Salesmen

Michelle? Now you might find this interesting. Not a lizard ...

Ever since reading the
book? I gotta tell you: - Salesmen

Ever since reading the book? I gotta tell you:

I mean, everything I read, it
just feels so personal for me-- - Salesmen

I mean, everything I read, it just feels so personal for me-...

Excuse me. Excuse me. - Salesmen

Excuse me. Excuse me.

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Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Luke Jarvis

Writer: Luke Jarvis, Robert Pooley, Orlando Baxter

Production: Cingo Entertainment

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 5.3

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Feb 2022

Awards: N/A

Homepage: http://salesmenfilm.com