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But right before I hit the ground, I remember wondering, Why am I lizard?

But right before I hit the ground, I remember wondering, Why am I lizard?

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But right before I hit the ground,
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I remember wondering,
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Why am I lizard?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:54
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
[the audience snaps and cheers] - Salesmen 00:09
[the audience snaps and cheers]
I really enjoyed the fact that it didn't rhyme. - Salesmen 00:04
I really enjoyed the fact that it didn't rhyme.
Now, before we go over today's products, I have a few bits of housekeeping. - Salesmen 00:05
Now, before we go over today's products, I have a few b...
First, I think you noticed that we have a new hire, - Salesmen 00:06
First, I think you noticed that we have a new hire,
Just got my associates from Middlesex CC, excited to get to know you. - Salesmen 00:05
Just got my associates from Middlesex CC, excited to get to ...
[they all talk over each other] - Salesmen 00:06
[they all talk over each other]
Now, Corey, I believe you have an update on Bob's recovery. - Salesmen 00:06
Now, Corey, I believe you have an update on Bob's recov...
Luckily, I was blessed, - Salesmen 00:07
Luckily, I was blessed,
But I've stayed - Salesmen 00:06
But I've stayed
Probably on their spaceship right now, - Salesmen 00:04
Probably on their spaceship right now,
Sucking and fucking on top of my money. - Salesmen 00:04
Sucking and fucking on top of my money.
Drinking reptile cum and using 20 dollar bills that I earned-- - Salesmen 00:08
Drinking reptile cum and using 20 dollar bills that I earned...
Now that the world knows the lizard menace is real-- - Salesmen 00:11
Now that the world knows the lizard menace is real--
Well, our membership-- - Salesmen 00:04
Well, our membership--
What do you think, girls? Should we-- - Salesmen 00:04
What do you think, girls? Should we--
Give him a little sneak peek? - Salesmen 00:05
Give him a little sneak peek?
The Life Tendrils 2-- - Salesmen 00:06
The Life Tendrils 2--
It all worked out for-- - Salesmen 00:04
It all worked out for--
Long conversations about Netflix shows I've never watched. - Salesmen 00:05
Long conversations about Netflix shows I've never watch...
Maybe there's more to life than selling stuff and drinking beer. I don't know. - Salesmen 00:05
Maybe there's more to life than selling stuff and drink...