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Chet, what if I told you I couldalleviate this problem forever- at the cost of maybe two...

Chet, what if I told you I could
alleviate this problem forever- at the cost of maybe two cocktails?

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Chet, what if I told you I could alleviate this problem forever-
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at the cost of maybe two cocktails?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:30
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
Don't worry, kid. I think your cold streak is coming to an end. - Salesmen 00:04
Don't worry, kid. I think your cold streak is coming to...
I love my mommy and my turtle named Fudge. - Salesmen 00:04
I love my mommy and my turtle named Fudge.
I rhymed "fudge" with "Fudge." - Salesmen 00:05
I rhymed "fudge" with "Fudge."
[the class groans] - Salesmen 00:05
[the class groans]
I didn't know that tingle that runs down your spine when the other person looks at you. - Salesmen 00:06
I didn't know that tingle that runs down your spine whe...
Those goose bumps when you wake up, see them asleep at your side, - Salesmen 00:06
Those goose bumps when you wake up, see them asleep at your ...
I was afraid to mess it up because it was powerful. - Salesmen 00:04
I was afraid to mess it up because it was powerful.
You don't owe anything, but I just had to let you know how I feel. - Salesmen 00:05
You don't owe anything, but I just had to let you know ...
So if you're not interested, just shut the window and I'll go. - Salesmen 00:05
So if you're not interested, just shut the window and I...
At 9am, I get the call whether I passed the bar. - Salesmen 00:04
At 9am, I get the call whether I passed the bar.
My whole life could change in three minutes. - Salesmen 00:05
My whole life could change in three minutes.
When you're a high-powered, fancy lawyer, - Salesmen 00:08
When you're a high-powered, fancy lawyer,
His vitals are all over the place. It does not look good. - Salesmen 00:04
His vitals are all over the place. It does not look good.
[he continues to mumble] - Salesmen 00:10
[he continues to mumble]
When they told me, all I could do is picture your face and... - Salesmen 00:05
When they told me, all I could do is picture your face and.....
What it might look like if you were proud of me. - Salesmen 00:04
What it might look like if you were proud of me.
[strange sounds as we disappear into Dad's dreams] - Salesmen 00:11
[strange sounds as we disappear into Dad's dreams]
This Schick Styler works so fast. You know what they call it? - Salesmen 00:04
This Schick Styler works so fast. You know what they call it...
Farrah Fawcett! I must be in heaven. - Salesmen 00:05
Farrah Fawcett! I must be in heaven.
Your mom called your friends and told them what happened. - Salesmen 00:05
Your mom called your friends and told them what happened.