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Coolers. 35 cents commissionfor every one you sell

Coolers. 35 cents commission
for every one you sell

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Coolers. 35 cents commission for every one you sell.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:35
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
I got coolers, ya'll. Anybody home? - Salesmen 00:04
I got coolers, ya'll. Anybody home?
What are you doing down here amongst the common folk? - Salesmen 00:04
What are you doing down here amongst the common folk?
Most people today, they need the boob tube or some fancy video games - Salesmen 00:09
Most people today, they need the boob tube or some fancy vid...
But me? I just go where the people are and watch. - Salesmen 00:05
But me? I just go where the people are and watch.
And as a bonus? Whole bowl of bar nuts: 50 cents. - Salesmen 00:06
And as a bonus? Whole bowl of bar nuts: 50 cents.
You're starting to think about things like, - Salesmen 00:05
You're starting to think about things like,
Or are we just filling people's houses with worthless crap? - Salesmen 00:04
Or are we just filling people's houses with worthless c...
You're having so many thoughts that you're losing sight of the big picture. - Salesmen 00:05
You're having so many thoughts that you're losing ...
The only people that get hypnotized are the ones that are willing. - Salesmen 00:04
The only people that get hypnotized are the ones that are wi...
They're hoping we convince them to buy what they want. - Salesmen 00:05
They're hoping we convince them to buy what they want.
And they're Americans, so they want everything. - Salesmen 00:04
And they're Americans, so they want everything.
You're just looking for that simple little push to get them there. - Salesmen 00:05
You're just looking for that simple little push to get ...
Anytime that drink doesn't lead to cash, it's taking money out of his pocket. - Salesmen 00:05
Anytime that drink doesn't lead to cash, it's taki...
Now there's a common situation which Chet's two least favorite things - Salesmen 00:07
Now there's a common situation which Chet's two le...
You know you're not gonna get a tip, but you want to keep them hydrated. - Salesmen 00:05
You know you're not gonna get a tip, but you want to ke...
So you go over and you pour them the free glasses of H2O - Salesmen 00:07
So you go over and you pour them the free glasses of H2O
It might not sound like much, but imagine that happens a few times a night. - Salesmen 00:05
It might not sound like much, but imagine that happens a few...
Why should you have to take care of these self-destructive people? - Salesmen 00:04
Why should you have to take care of these self-destructive p...
Not just for free, but at your personal expense? - Salesmen 00:04
Not just for free, but at your personal expense?
Chet, what if I told you I could alleviate this problem forever- - Salesmen 00:07
Chet, what if I told you I could alleviate this problem fore...