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I know, but I think I might do it
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I know, but I think I might do it

I know, but I think I might do it

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I know, but I think I might do it.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:55
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
Well, whatever you decide, I support you. - Salesmen 00:05
Well, whatever you decide, I support you.
This book was written by a local author - Salesmen 00:06
This book was written by a local author
So if we sell a lot of these, we're going to make huge dough. - Salesmen 00:04
So if we sell a lot of these, we're going to make huge ...
Brad Mastrangelo could sell anything: - Salesmen 00:07
Brad Mastrangelo could sell anything:
He once sold an AK-47 to the Dalai Lama. - Salesmen 00:04
He once sold an AK-47 to the Dalai Lama.
But, I have written down some major talking points, - Salesmen 00:10
But, I have written down some major talking points,
Two: lizards are using TikTok videos and vape pens to hypnotize our children. - Salesmen 00:07
Two: lizards are using TikTok videos and vape pens to hypnot...
Three: in nine years, the world will be destroyed by a tidal wave. - Salesmen 00:06
Three: in nine years, the world will be destroyed by a tidal...
Uhh... Let me show you this part: - Salesmen 00:14
Uhh... Let me show you this part:
This can be a great gag gift. Something funny for your co-workers. - Salesmen 00:05
This can be a great gag gift. Something funny for your co-wo...
Because, neighbors-wise-- - Salesmen 00:06
Because, neighbors-wise--
Just anybody else around here you think would want to buy the-- - Salesmen 00:06
Just anybody else around here you think would want to buy th...
God bless you. Because-- - Salesmen 00:09
God bless you. Because--
She reads the news, she votes. I'll take a copy. - Salesmen 00:04
She reads the news, she votes. I'll take a copy.
This is perfect. You are waking up the world, man. - Salesmen 00:04
This is perfect. You are waking up the world, man.
You are a patriot. You're like Paul Revere and... - Salesmen 00:04
You are a patriot. You're like Paul Revere and...
There's no doubt in my mind, everything you just said is 100% true. - Salesmen 00:04
There's no doubt in my mind, everything you just said i...
I saw a lizard person once, in the park over there. - Salesmen 00:04
I saw a lizard person once, in the park over there.
Look, this is back when I was 25 pounds lighter. OK, asshole? - Salesmen 00:04
Look, this is back when I was 25 pounds lighter. OK, asshole...
I did not mean-- I will fuck off. I'm sorry-- - Salesmen 00:06
I did not mean-- I will fuck off. I'm sorry--