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Salesmen

If you're watching this, itmeans you passed the bar

If you're watching this, it
means you passed the bar

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If you're watching this, it means you passed the bar.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:37
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
Now, there's so many things I wish I knew. - Salesmen 00:04
Now, there's so many things I wish I knew.
First, I'm proud of the man you become. - Salesmen 00:04
First, I'm proud of the man you become.
Second, the firm is under investigation - Salesmen 00:07
Second, the firm is under investigation
Our legal position that taxes are technically "optional" - Salesmen 00:07
Our legal position that taxes are technically "optional...
I guess we should have paid, - Salesmen 00:05
I guess we should have paid,
Instead, whoever owns Noonan and Noonan after me is really screwed. - Salesmen 00:05
Instead, whoever owns Noonan and Noonan after me is really s...
I could have let Jenkins take over, - Salesmen 00:07
I could have let Jenkins take over,
All those years, you weren't around. Jenkins was by my side. - Salesmen 00:04
All those years, you weren't around. Jenkins was by my ...
We consumed nightlife like a toothless hobo sucking off a chicken bone. - Salesmen 00:05
We consumed nightlife like a toothless hobo sucking off a ch...
We have the battle scars and the blood transfusions to prove it. - Salesmen 00:05
We have the battle scars and the blood transfusions to prove...
Due by the end of this week, or you will be arrested. - Salesmen 00:04
Due by the end of this week, or you will be arrested.
Your father has generously arranged to sell his house and assets - Salesmen 00:05
Your father has generously arranged to sell his house and as...
- No, I only have 100 bucks. - Zero millions. - Salesmen 00:04
- No, I only have 100 bucks. - Zero millions.
Well, I guess you're fucked. - Salesmen 00:04
Well, I guess you're fucked.
Promise not to replace me with another token white dude? - Salesmen 00:04
Promise not to replace me with another token white dude?
Nah, man. We have high standards for our white guys. - Salesmen 00:04
Nah, man. We have high standards for our white guys.
Do you think Brad Mastrangelo would be out drinking right now? No! - Salesmen 00:04
Do you think Brad Mastrangelo would be out drinking right no...
He'd be trying to figure out what we need to sell, and who we need to sell it to. - Salesmen 00:05
He'd be trying to figure out what we need to sell, and ...
Bob wants to spend that money, - Salesmen 00:08
Bob wants to spend that money,
How do you find out what's worth a million dollars-- - Salesmen 00:06
How do you find out what's worth a million dollars--