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Promise not to replace mewith another token white dude?

Promise not to replace me
with another token white dude?

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Promise not to replace me with another token white dude?
Duration
4 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:27
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
Nah, man. We have high standards for our white guys. - Salesmen 00:04
Nah, man. We have high standards for our white guys.
Do you think Brad Mastrangelo would be out drinking right now? No! - Salesmen 00:04
Do you think Brad Mastrangelo would be out drinking right no...
He'd be trying to figure out what we need to sell, and who we need to sell it to. - Salesmen 00:05
He'd be trying to figure out what we need to sell, and ...
Bob wants to spend that money, - Salesmen 00:08
Bob wants to spend that money,
How do you find out what's worth a million dollars-- - Salesmen 00:06
How do you find out what's worth a million dollars--
...This side here and we work our way all the way around... - Salesmen 00:04
...This side here and we work our way all the way around...
And one more badass, hall-of-fame... - Salesmen 00:06
And one more badass, hall-of-fame...
We can't do this without you. You're the best salesman we know. - Salesmen 00:04
We can't do this without you. You're the best sale...
Think about it: in a few years, when you're a famous designer, - Salesmen 00:09
Think about it: in a few years, when you're a famous de...
You know, when I designed the garb, in my mind's eye-- - Salesmen 00:06
You know, when I designed the garb, in my mind's eye--
This is so fortuitous because we are thinking of starting a water polo team. - Salesmen 00:06
This is so fortuitous because we are thinking of starting a ...
Tell me that is not the best mule you've ever had in your mouth? - Salesmen 00:05
Tell me that is not the best mule you've ever had in yo...
We're having a great time. I think we're having so much fun-- - Salesmen 00:07
We're having a great time. I think we're having so...
[kissing sounds] - Salesmen 00:07
[kissing sounds]
Your tongue is, like, way bigger than my wife's. - Salesmen 00:05
Your tongue is, like, way bigger than my wife's.
It's almost time for our weekly reflection - Salesmen 00:06
It's almost time for our weekly reflection
So, how was everybody's week? - Salesmen 00:04
So, how was everybody's week?
Why don't we begin with our pledge? - Salesmen 00:04
Why don't we begin with our pledge?
The tendrils of life are immaculately designed, - Salesmen 00:09
The tendrils of life are immaculately designed,
With Bob's guidance, we shall find our way-- - Salesmen 00:09
With Bob's guidance, we shall find our way--