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This is perfect. You are waking up the world, man
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This is perfect. You arewaking up the world, man

This is perfect. You are
waking up the world, man

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This is perfect. You are waking up the world, man.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:37
Uploaded
May 23, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Cingo Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Four door-to-door salesmen unwittingly begin selling propaganda for a cult, whose popularity sweeps the city, leaving the salesmen as the only people who can undo the damage.
You are a patriot. You're like Paul Revere and... - Salesmen 00:04
You are a patriot. You're like Paul Revere and...
There's no doubt in my mind, everything you just said is 100% true. - Salesmen 00:04
There's no doubt in my mind, everything you just said i...
I saw a lizard person once, in the park over there. - Salesmen 00:04
I saw a lizard person once, in the park over there.
Look, this is back when I was 25 pounds lighter. OK, asshole? - Salesmen 00:04
Look, this is back when I was 25 pounds lighter. OK, asshole...
I did not mean-- I will fuck off. I'm sorry-- - Salesmen 00:06
I did not mean-- I will fuck off. I'm sorry--
Penguin or something out there in the North Pole, and... - Salesmen 00:04
Penguin or something out there in the North Pole, and...
I know. Just every house I go to, I feel the pressure. - Salesmen 00:05
I know. Just every house I go to, I feel the pressure.
And so if you buy this book, it's a really good book. - Salesmen 00:07
And so if you buy this book, it's a really good book.
Umm... The, the-- - Salesmen 00:06
Umm... The, the--
And the pages are nice and...thick! - Salesmen 00:07
And the pages are nice and...thick!
I just-- Oh, thank you. - Salesmen 00:04
I just-- Oh, thank you.
I'll get my mojo back! You guys want to grab some beers tonight? - Salesmen 00:04
I'll get my mojo back! You guys want to grab some beers...
I have a yoga class and then I'm going to get groceries, pay some bills... - Salesmen 00:04
I have a yoga class and then I'm going to get groceries...
You know, normal adult activities that you guys never seem to bother with. - Salesmen 00:05
You know, normal adult activities that you guys never seem t...
[they laugh] - Salesmen 00:05
[they laugh]
[Corey groans] - Salesmen 00:04
[Corey groans]
Stuff like this... It gives me nightmares. - Salesmen 00:05
Stuff like this... It gives me nightmares.
[Corey laughs] - Salesmen 00:06
[Corey laughs]
[TV cartoons play] - Salesmen 00:13
[TV cartoons play]
Ask my nurse, - Salesmen 00:04
Ask my nurse,