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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

And left his goddamn apartment." You ain't even got to punch Aziz.Just buck at that nigga

and left his goddamn apartment." You ain't even got to punch Aziz.
Just buck at that nigga

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and left his goddamn apartment."
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You ain't even got to punch Aziz. Just buck at that nigga.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:41
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
We gotta teach girls to fight. I'm not taking a L off a 5′5″ Indian nigga. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We gotta teach girls to fight. I'm not taking a L off a...
I'm not saying Indian niggas are soft, but I ain't never heard this statement. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I'm not saying Indian niggas are soft, but I ain't...
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
[cheering]
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but white women... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but wh...
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding]
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it's a brand of feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it'...
You can't be about all women, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You can't be about all women,
You just know your white women needs - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You just know your white women needs
-It's like, no, bitch! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-It's like, no, bitch! -[laughing, applauding]
Be about your shit. But don't mask it as a cause. Just be real. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Be about your shit. But don't mask it as a cause. Just ...
-Be like a Jehovah's Witness. -[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
-Be like a Jehovah's Witness. -[applauding]
Plus, if you want me to get behind feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Plus, if you want me to get behind feminism,
It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet,
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applaudi...
How we're taught to pee is fucked up. It's trash. Especially in public. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
How we're taught to pee is fucked up. It's trash. ...
You ain't got time to hang out in here, bitch. Go!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
You ain't got time to hang out in here, bitch. Go!"...
Grown as fuck, 35-plus, and every time she pee in public, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Grown as fuck, 35-plus, and every time she pee in public,
-Grown! -[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
-Grown! -[laughing]
You're too scared to touch anything, you whip it out and piss, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You're too scared to touch anything, you whip it out an...