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Are they not credible? But you fucking did it!
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Are they not credible?But you fucking did it!

Are they not credible?
But you fucking did it!

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.962
Are they not credible? But you fucking did it!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:54
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs]
These little niggas is like, "All I got is these walkie-talkies and these bikes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
These little niggas is like, "All I got is these walkie...
They're my best friends. 'Cause that bitch can't handle shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
They're my best friends. 'Cause that bitch can...
I was like, "Aliens are comin' to get my ass." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I was like, "Aliens are comin' to get my ass."...
It was huge. It was big shit. It was. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It was huge. It was big shit. It was.
There was Outer Limits, there was X-Files, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
There was Outer Limits, there was X-Files,
Just throw a whole curveball at your ass. "What? They could've built the pyramids?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
Just throw a whole curveball at your ass. "What? They c...
And I got in the shower one day, and I felt my leg pulsate a little bit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And I got in the shower one day, and I felt my leg pulsate a...
I was like, "That's the tracker. That's where them niggas is gon'-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
I was like, "That's the tracker. That's where...
"Waah!" Watchin' Last Dragon and shit. "Eeh! Eeh! Ugh!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
"Waah!" Watchin' Last Dragon and shit. "...
Every night, sleeping with a knife and hammer under my pillow, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Every night, sleeping with a knife and hammer under my pillo...
I was like, "When they come, stab 'em, bash 'em, stab 'em, bash 'em." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I was like, "When they come, stab 'em, bash '...
She's like, "We need to talk." I'm like, "What's up?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
She's like, "We need to talk." I'm like,...
I don't care if it's your father, I don't care if it's one of your brothers. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't care if it's your father, I don't car...
You need to tell me right now, who's doing something to you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
You need to tell me right now, who's doing something to...
'Cause my mother showed me, "I got your back, no matter fuckin' what." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
'Cause my mother showed me, "I got your back, no m...
That's a crazy thing to have to hear as a mother, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
That's a crazy thing to have to hear as a mother,
She was like, "Tell me." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
She was like, "Tell me."
And you could see in her eyes that a part of her wished I was bein' molested. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And you could see in her eyes that a part of her wished I wa...
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[cheering, applauding]