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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

But, no, parents,"I got everything under control." Fuck you. No, you don't

But, no, parents,
"I got everything under control." Fuck you. No, you don't

Full Transcript

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But, no, parents, "I got everything under control."
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Fuck you. No, you don't.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:59:16
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I remember I heard my mom and my dad - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I remember I heard my mom and my dad
She was tryin' to have a whisper-fight with the nigga, but you can't whisper - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She was tryin' to have a whisper-fight with the nigga, ...
So, my mom's whisperin', and then my dad goes, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
So, my mom's whisperin', and then my dad goes,
Now you're just tryin' to identify witnesses. Are they credible? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Now you're just tryin' to identify witnesses. Are ...
Are they not credible? But you fucking did it! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Are they not credible? But you fucking did it!
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs]
These little niggas is like, "All I got is these walkie-talkies and these bikes. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
These little niggas is like, "All I got is these walkie...
They're my best friends. 'Cause that bitch can't handle shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
They're my best friends. 'Cause that bitch can...
I was like, "Aliens are comin' to get my ass." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I was like, "Aliens are comin' to get my ass."...
It was huge. It was big shit. It was. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It was huge. It was big shit. It was.
There was Outer Limits, there was X-Files, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
There was Outer Limits, there was X-Files,
Just throw a whole curveball at your ass. "What? They could've built the pyramids?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
Just throw a whole curveball at your ass. "What? They c...
And I got in the shower one day, and I felt my leg pulsate a little bit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And I got in the shower one day, and I felt my leg pulsate a...
I was like, "That's the tracker. That's where them niggas is gon'-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
I was like, "That's the tracker. That's where...
"Waah!" Watchin' Last Dragon and shit. "Eeh! Eeh! Ugh!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
"Waah!" Watchin' Last Dragon and shit. "...
Every night, sleeping with a knife and hammer under my pillow, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Every night, sleeping with a knife and hammer under my pillo...
I was like, "When they come, stab 'em, bash 'em, stab 'em, bash 'em." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I was like, "When they come, stab 'em, bash '...
She's like, "We need to talk." I'm like, "What's up?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
She's like, "We need to talk." I'm like,...
I don't care if it's your father, I don't care if it's one of your brothers. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't care if it's your father, I don't car...
You need to tell me right now, who's doing something to you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
You need to tell me right now, who's doing something to...