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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

That's not how shit works

[cheering, applauding] That's not how shit works

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That's not how shit works.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:42
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden Corral buffets. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
We're better than Trump? We're a country of Golden...
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. Garbage shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Troughs of macaroni, 9.99 prime rib. That's our shit. G...
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Dollar burgers from fast-food restaurants,
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
"Hey! This 99-cent meat almost killed me!"
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "Oh, we in the history books." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
I'm talking about when we look back at the world. "...
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
First time we ever had a nigga in the White House,
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
[cheering, applauding]
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been presidential. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Every decision is a nigga decision. He ain't never been...
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He just let 11 of his friends outta jail for no reason.
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[cheering]
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the black-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the b...
They my friends. Let 'em out." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
They my friends. Let 'em out."
He killed a general of another country - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
He killed a general of another country
Killed this man, and first of all, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Killed this man, and first of all,
I don't like that motherfucker." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't like that motherfucker."
I got somethin' for his ass." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I got somethin' for his ass."
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nigga head." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nig...
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain."
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that,
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news.