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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

So, I'ma take my goddamn chances

[cheering] So, I'ma take my goddamn chances

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So, I'ma take my goddamn chances.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:07
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but white women... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
It's like, ugh! I wanna say I'm a feminist, but wh...
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[woman] Yeah! -[laughing, applauding]
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it's a brand of feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
'Cause white women act like they're-- like it'...
You can't be about all women, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You can't be about all women,
You just know your white women needs - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You just know your white women needs
-It's like, no, bitch! -[laughing, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
-It's like, no, bitch! -[laughing, applauding]
Be about your shit. But don't mask it as a cause. Just be real. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Be about your shit. But don't mask it as a cause. Just ...
-Be like a Jehovah's Witness. -[applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
-Be like a Jehovah's Witness. -[applauding]
Plus, if you want me to get behind feminism, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Plus, if you want me to get behind feminism,
It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
It's 2020! How come we still peein' hobbled over
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I got tired of this shit one day. I stood over the toilet,
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:16
-And I was like, "Holy shit!" -[cheering, applaudi...
How we're taught to pee is fucked up. It's trash. Especially in public. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
How we're taught to pee is fucked up. It's trash. ...
You ain't got time to hang out in here, bitch. Go!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:14
You ain't got time to hang out in here, bitch. Go!"...
Grown as fuck, 35-plus, and every time she pee in public, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Grown as fuck, 35-plus, and every time she pee in public,
-Grown! -[laughing] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
-Grown! -[laughing]
You're too scared to touch anything, you whip it out and piss, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You're too scared to touch anything, you whip it out an...
Meanwhile, dudes have been standin' upright for centuries, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Meanwhile, dudes have been standin' upright for centuri...
And you're walkin' around with piss in your shoe, and you want equal fuckin' pay. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And you're walkin' around with piss in your shoe, ...
They got little games in the urinal, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They got little games in the urinal,