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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Everything y'all thoughtthe black one was gonna do

[cheering] Everything y'all thought
the black one was gonna do

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Everything y'all thought the black one was gonna do.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:30
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the black-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
If you white and voted for him, everything you thought the b...
They my friends. Let 'em out." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
They my friends. Let 'em out."
He killed a general of another country - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
He killed a general of another country
Killed this man, and first of all, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Killed this man, and first of all,
I don't like that motherfucker." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't like that motherfucker."
I got somethin' for his ass." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I got somethin' for his ass."
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nigga head." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's not how diplomat-- Just, "80 mil on the nig...
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
"Put 80 mil on his head, 20 mil for the chain."
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
[laughs] And when a president makes a move like that,
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Matter of fact, every channel becomes the fucking news.
You turn on any channel, it's the president, from the Oval, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
You turn on any channel, it's the president, from the O...
And I do what's right, and I stand for what's right, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
And I do what's right, and I stand for what's righ...
President out. America's the best." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
President out. America's the best."
[cheering] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
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Very early, we brought him a serious prob-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Very early, we brought him a serious prob--
They're shootin' up schools. What do we do?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
They're shootin' up schools. What do we do?"
Niggas bustin' at you, bust back. That's what-- that's what I always say. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Niggas bustin' at you, bust back. That's what-- th...
Plus, I don't know, me and my girl's dynamic is all fucked up, still. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Plus, I don't know, me and my girl's dynamic is al...
I don't fuck with none of them. Valentine's Day, Christmas... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't fuck with none of them. Valentine's Day, C...
She thinks I'm being mean. I'm like, "No, we'll celebrate the holidays again - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
She thinks I'm being mean. I'm like, "No, we&...