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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

I love 'em, but it's a lot. Knowwhat I mean? So I try to avoid it

[cheering] Like, all of them. [laughs] I love 'em, but it's a lot. Know
what I mean? So I try to avoid it

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Like, all of them. [laughs]
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I love 'em, but it's a lot. Know what I mean? So I try to avoid it.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:29
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
But I was like, "My girl needs to meet my people. I'm goin' home." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
But I was like, "My girl needs to meet my people. I...
Every time I see him, he's like, "Hey, you still messin' with the ladies?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Every time I see him, he's like, "Hey, you still m...
Puttin' my mouth on balls again, baby. That's... how I like to live." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Puttin' my mouth on balls again, baby. That's... h...
And all of that felt really good. We was havin' a great time. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
And all of that felt really good. We was havin' a great...
Lot of my homegirls, they were telling her stories about - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Lot of my homegirls, they were telling her stories about
But it got awkward 'cause I bumped into the dude I lost my virginity to. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
But it got awkward 'cause I bumped into the dude I lost...
-[man] Oh, shit! -It was weird, as we look the same now. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
-[man] Oh, shit! -It was weird, as we look the same now.
[laughs] Like, same outfit, same haircut. "What's up, nigga? What the fuck you... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
[laughs] Like, same outfit, same haircut. "What's ...
Fuck you want?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
Fuck you want?"
It's just like, "Remember you used to do this?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
It's just like, "Remember you used to do this?&quo...
He was just like, "You know what you did." "I know, I know, I know." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
He was just like, "You know what you did." "I...
I was like, "I don't like this at all." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I was like, "I don't like this at all."
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I just hope I'm not the reason... you're like this...
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You think your 15-year-old dick swayed me in any direction?
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know it. It's possible. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Hell, no! Just sometimes, people be gay and don't know ...
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitch!" I was like, "Really? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I came out, some of my old friends was like, "Duh, bitc...
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I liked dick." I did. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
'Cause this whole time, I was for sure thinkin' I ...
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don't like it like they like it," - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
My homegirls would talk about sex. I was like, "I don&#...
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I just thought, "I ain't found the right dick yet....
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. You can't-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
When it hit the stomach, you know it's really there. Yo...