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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Plus, I don't know,fucking kids suck nowadays, you know?

[chuckles] Plus, I don't know,
fucking kids suck nowadays, you know?

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Plus, I don't know, fucking kids suck nowadays, you know?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:25
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions about the world, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
They've all got all these wild fuckin' opinions ab...
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at the TV. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Put some fucking play dough in your ear and just stare at th...
[laughs] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:11
[laughs]
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don't know what he's on. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I want a little weird fucker. I do. I just want a kid, I don...
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "Yeah, fuck that, do it all!" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
The next day, he's into polygamy. I'm like, "...
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "It's so great." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:12
I love what... I see that as progress. I'm like, "...
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:21
Finally, we got a weird black kid. That's amazing."...
I hate that little fuckin' girl, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I hate that little fuckin' girl,
I'm not a fuckin' savage. I hate her 'cause she annoying, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I'm not a fuckin' savage. I hate her 'cause s...
You can be autistic and annoying, bitch. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
You can be autistic and annoying, bitch.
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn't have. It's dope. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They know a lot about Star Wars, they got facts I didn'...
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitch, we get it. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Like, her parents gotta be exhausted. Like, "Okay, bitc...
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin' it that's fuckin' trash. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
I get the message, it's the way she's presentin�...
It's like, tell the truth. Her presentation sucks. Right? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
It's like, tell the truth. Her presentation sucks. Righ...
"Everybody's fucked up. We all messed up the planet. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
"Everybody's fucked up. We all messed up the plane...
And we all need to come together to fix this, 'cause we all did bad." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
And we all need to come together to fix this, 'cause we...
Adults, you left me a bad planet. Adults, you did wrong." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Adults, you left me a bad planet. Adults, you did wrong.&quo...
This shit been bad-- Matter of fact, when I was a kid, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
This shit been bad-- Matter of fact, when I was a kid,
They've never given a fuck about the future. No one cares about the future. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
They've never given a fuck about the future. No one car...
That's it. When I was seven, I went to Disney World on a plane - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
That's it. When I was seven, I went to Disney World on ...