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Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell.
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Dumb motherfucker.That was dumb as all hell." "Bringin' bagsyou ain't got enough arms for

Dumb motherfucker.
That was dumb as all hell." [applauding] "Bringin' bags
you ain't got enough arms for

Full Transcript

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Dumb motherfucker. That was dumb as all hell."
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[applauding]
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"Bringin' bags you ain't got enough arms for.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:16
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I goddamn roll. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
You see, I got bags for arms, baby girl. That's how I g...
Hell's wrong with you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
Hell's wrong with you?"
"Mm." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
"Mm."
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their favorite shit. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Especially when men see a masculine woman. That's their...
Filthy fucks. "I got the real-- Where you want-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
Filthy fucks. "I got the real-- Where you want--
What you want my dick-- You need my dick over here?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:18
What you want my dick-- You need my dick over here?"
The fuck you think? I'm a lady. Carry my shit." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:15
The fuck you think? I'm a lady. Carry my shit."
The entire trip, I'm just like, "I'm fuckin' dead up here," you know? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
The entire trip, I'm just like, "I'm fuckin&#...
I don't know anyone who's just up there, like, "This is how God intended it." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
I don't know anyone who's just up there, like, &qu...
We're watchin' ESPN, we're drinkin'. Who the fuck do we think we are? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
We're watchin' ESPN, we're drinkin'. Who...
Then we like to give the illusion of safety. "In case of an emergency." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Then we like to give the illusion of safety. "In case o...
He's saving all of us? He's the guy? He's the point man? - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
He's saving all of us? He's the guy? He's the...
You don't give a shit about us. I watched you give this man drinks! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
You don't give a shit about us. I watched you give this...
Maybe don't serve drinks to the exit row niggas. Of all the niggas! - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:04
Maybe don't serve drinks to the exit row niggas. Of all...
I think about death in a weird-- I don't think like how most-- - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think about death in a weird-- I don't think like how...
Right? They think, like, I don't know, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:10
Right? They think, like, I don't know,
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
I think, like, what if the company that makes the chemical
Okay, so when you're on a plane and you shit or you piss, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
Okay, so when you're on a plane and you shit or you pis...
Like a camper. And there's a chemical in there, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
Like a camper. And there's a chemical in there,
I be thinking, what if the doo-doo block company, right, the chemical company... - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I be thinking, what if the doo-doo block company, right, the...