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Every night, sleeping with a knife and hammer under my pillow
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Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning

Every night, sleeping with a knifeand hammer under my pillow, ready for the action, you...

Every night, sleeping with a knife
and hammer under my pillow, ready for the action, you know?

Full Transcript

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Every night, sleeping with a knife and hammer under my pillow,
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ready for the action, you know?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:38
Uploaded
Jun 04, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Comedian and "Saturday Night Live" writer Sam Jay serves up fresh takes on relationships, travel nightmares, the audacity of white people and more.
I was like, "When they come, stab 'em, bash 'em, stab 'em, bash 'em." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
I was like, "When they come, stab 'em, bash '...
She's like, "We need to talk." I'm like, "What's up?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:13
She's like, "We need to talk." I'm like,...
I don't care if it's your father, I don't care if it's one of your brothers. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
I don't care if it's your father, I don't car...
You need to tell me right now, who's doing something to you?" - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
You need to tell me right now, who's doing something to...
'Cause my mother showed me, "I got your back, no matter fuckin' what." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:08
'Cause my mother showed me, "I got your back, no m...
That's a crazy thing to have to hear as a mother, - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:06
That's a crazy thing to have to hear as a mother,
She was like, "Tell me." - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:09
She was like, "Tell me."
And you could see in her eyes that a part of her wished I was bein' molested. - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:05
And you could see in her eyes that a part of her wished I wa...
[cheering, applauding] - Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning 00:07
[cheering, applauding]